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JohnnyAbsinthe

40 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Rather not say
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A Single Business Professional
Never Married - No Kids
San Francisco native, living in the Sunset
Ambitious, Focused, Reflective and Complex
A Confident Gentleman
Punk Rock DIY spirit and attitude
Always trying to better myself
Music, Travel & Art
I go to a lot of shows/concerts
Geeky but by no means nerdy
I'm an outgoing social guy who like's conversation and good food
I am loyal, trustworthy, fun, honest,
generous, creative, spontanious, reliable
I like to think I am a Positive person
I am a great listener and I love meeting new people
Crazy Passionate - Laidback / No drama
Wicked sense of humor
Never been to Burning Man
Not impressed with/by tattoos

I am a Hedonist who is Loyal, Spontanious, Adventurous and FUN.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Carpe Diem
No Regrets
Enjoying life to the fullest
Living the Dream
Punching Unicorns
Kicking Ass and Taking Names
Eta Kooram Nah Smech
I'm big in Japan
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening
Keeping it real
No BS or Drama
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You tell me!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Interests:
Music, Photography & Painting, Learning, Travel, Geocaching, Scavenger Hunts, Foursquare, Techy Gadgets, Old Records, Fancy Dinners, Black and White Photography, Rampage Radio, Collecting Cameras, Cooking/Baking, Absinthe - the ritual, stories and art.

Music:
Rock & Roll, Heavy Metal, Bay Area Metal, Tom Waits, Elliott Smith, Pearl Jam, the Clash, the Pixies, the Ramones, the Replacements, the Brian Jonestown Massacre, Jeff Buckley, Frank Sinatra, Mark Eitzel and American Music Club, Steely Dan, The Black Keys, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, NIN, Britpop and so much more. Basically everything.

Movies:
A Clockwork Orange, Reservoir Dogs, Glengarry Glen Ross, Deliverence, Harold and Maude, anything by Russ Meyers, Fitzcarraldo, Citizen Kane, The Big Lebowski, Serenity

Television:
Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, The Prisoner, The Amazing Race, Community, The Big Game, Firefly, Veronica Mars, Arrested Development, Streets of San Francisco, The Henry Rollins Show, Dr Who, Sherlock Holmes (Brett and Cumberbatch not Downey Jr.), Terriers, Leverage, Sunny in Philly, Justified

Heros:
Ray Kurzweil, Patton Oswalt, GG Allen, Jack Kerouac, Charles Bukowski, William Burroughs, Pablo Neruda, Oscar Wilde, Noam Chomsky, Eric Kroll, Richard Kern, Hunter S. Thompson, David Lachapelle, Weegee, Robert Williams, Vincent Gallo, Joss Whedon, Werner Herzog, Wim Wenders, Jim Jarmusch, Michel Gondry, Shakespeare, Stieg Larrson.. well actually Lisbeth Salander

These are just a few. The lists grow daily. I love being insprired.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Rock & Roll
2. Camera
3. My iPhone
4. the internets
5. Burritos & Mexican Coke
6. Art
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How passe tattoo and peircings have become. Boring!
Hate when people let their tattoos define who they are.
Respect and cool/swagger can't be bought - has to be earned.

"In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd."
-Miguel de Cervantes
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends. I might be at a show. I might stay home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I usually don't drink till the sun goes down.

I'm a sucker for pretty girls
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Looking for fun people. Please have a sense of humor.

I don't want to play 20 questions until it leads to no where.
Meet me in person and ask those questions.
I like living in reality than playing games on the internet.

Tired of boring girls who bring nothing to the table and expect the male to entertain them. I like interesting people who can hold a converesation.

Tip: In your profile, don't put any pictures of you climbing a rock, at Buring Man or sitting at Dolores Park. Yeah we get it already, you're a hipster.