I'm a shy guy who's pretty fly. A cool dude who's sometimes lewd, and in the mood to find his groove. I'm somewhat strange, prone to change, and more often than not, quite deranged. Just let me know if you find yourself in dire need of some ME whenever the urge becomes unbearable. I'm open for business, family friendly, part of a balanced breakfast, prepackaged for your convenience, and I come in all sizes. I've been remixed, remastered, remodeled, and reimagined. I'm high strung, but on the down low. I love like I like, and I love the likeness of my love's likability. I'm the cat's pajamas and the bee's knees. Delightfully dunderheaded, deluded by indifference, doomed to be fine, yet just short of dandy. Jaded in the best possible way, but more aware than a bear with a scare in his lair.
Need more? Sure, why the Hell not. I'm slightly afraid of whales, so please don't be one. Why are you on the computer in the first place? You belong in the ocean eating plankton. You don't need the internet. You are a whale. You don't even have fingers to type with.
Also, jellyfish... I hate those things. Well, sometimes I hate them. I like watching them behind glass at the aquarium. They always shine these multicolored lights on the jellyfish that make me think of some sort of jellyfish rave. Next time you're at the aquarium, go watch the jellyfish swim in those tanks for a while. Tell me that rave music wouldn't fit in perfectly there. UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE.
What kinds of things do I adore? I enjoy music. I appreciate a good pun. Interesting stories shared in the company of friends are much more entertaining than anything on TV. I will never waste money on myself, unless it tastes amazing. Good food will always be my weakness. I like stand up comedy. I often attend open mic night at local comedy clubs when I get the chance, and yes, sometimes I get up there and present my own material.
If I just so happened to tickle your fancy, (or if I tickled something else, that's your business, really), then don't hesitate to message me. Who knows, maybe I'll grace you with my presence. I'd want to do something that you've never done before. Let's meet up, and on a whim go zip-lining over the treetops. Let's get lost somewhere. Let's go to the park and play on the swings. Let's watch stars while sitting in the cool grass, and talk about the most embarrassing times of our lives. I'm a simple man with simple pleasures. Sometimes the smallest things end up being the most influential. These are the kinds of moments I live for.