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JohnnyArteestic

25 M San Antonio, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:42am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
LOOKING FOR FRIENDS ONLY.

I am not on here to beg for sex or to kiss ass to find dates. Im just here to chat and make some new friends.

What kinds of things do I adore? I enjoy music. I appreciate a good pun. Interesting stories shared in the company of friends are much more entertaining than anything on TV. I will never waste money on myself, unless it tastes amazing. Good food will always be my weakness. I like stand up comedy. I often attend open mic night at local comedy clubs when I get the chance, and yes, sometimes I get up there and present my own material.

If I just so happened to tickle your fancy, then don't hesitate to message me. Who knows, maybe I'll grace you with my presence. Let's go to the park and play on the swings. Let's watch stars while sitting in the cool grass, and talk about the most embarrassing times of our lives. I'm a simple man with simple pleasures. Sometimes the smallest things end up being the most influential. These are the kinds of moments I live for.
What I’m doing with my life
I write. I create. I make websites a little more pleasurable to look at, for a modest price. I teach when I get the chance. I work hard to make a decent living, and I never find myself in need of material things. I do what I can to make the most of my life. Any questions? Feel free to ask.
I’m really good at
Drawing, writing, loving, and biting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Name of the Wind, Napalm and Silly Putty, The God Delusion, The Blade Itself, When Will Jesus Bring The Porkchops?, Acacia

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Tucker and Dale VS Evil, Pulp Fiction, Shaolin Soccer, V for Vendetta, Shaun of the Dead, Spirited Away, High Fidelity

Shows: Penn and Teller: Bullshit!, Boondocks, Game of Thrones, Clone High, House, Heroes, Breaking Bad, Mythbusters, Adventure Time, Rocko's Modern Life, The Adventures of Pete and Pete

Music: Pink Floyd, Gorillaz, Aerosmith, Daft Punk, Dream Theater, Kid Cudi, Nine Inch Nails, Weird Al Yankovic, Guns N' Roses, Alice in Videoland, ZZ Top, The Beatles, Flogging Molly, Rush, Rammstein, Tenacious D, Incubus, The Doors, Red Hot Chili Peppers

Food: Anything and everything. For reals. I'm not picky. Like, at all.

(I'm adding another list, so there)

People I admire/Personal Heroes: James Randi, George Carlin, Christopher Hitchens, Richard Dawkins, Norman Borlaug, Sam Harris, Matt Dillahunty
The six things I could never do without
1. Manly bubble baths.
2. Music
3. Interesting company and good conversation.
4. This cursed phone.
5. Waking up to the smell of bacon. Who doesn't enjoy this? Vegetarians? What smell do they wake up to? Certainly not sizzling bacon. Sizzling tofu perhaps?
6. The freedom to bitch and whine and moan and cry and scream and complain about things that I can't change until your ears bleed. God bless America.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Oh, you know, life n' shit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Going out and having fun with some friends. Where? Who knows.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Message me if you want to. Simple as that.