I am not on here to beg for sex or to kiss ass to find dates. Im just here to chat and make some new friends.
What kinds of things do I adore? I enjoy music. I appreciate a good pun. Interesting stories shared in the company of friends are much more entertaining than anything on TV. I will never waste money on myself, unless it tastes amazing. Good food will always be my weakness. I like stand up comedy. I often attend open mic night at local comedy clubs when I get the chance, and yes, sometimes I get up there and present my own material.
If I just so happened to tickle your fancy, then don't hesitate to message me. Who knows, maybe I'll grace you with my presence. Let's go to the park and play on the swings. Let's watch stars while sitting in the cool grass, and talk about the most embarrassing times of our lives. I'm a simple man with simple pleasures. Sometimes the smallest things end up being the most influential. These are the kinds of moments I live for.