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26 M San Antonio, TX

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:10am
Hispanic / Latin, White
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

I am not on here to beg for sex or to kiss ass to find dates. Im just here to chat and make some new friends.

What kinds of things do I adore? I enjoy music. I appreciate a good pun. Interesting stories shared in the company of friends are much more entertaining than anything on TV. I will never waste money on myself, unless it tastes amazing. Good food will always be my weakness. I like stand up comedy. I often attend open mic night at local comedy clubs when I get the chance, and yes, sometimes I get up there and present my own material.

If I just so happened to tickle your fancy, then don't hesitate to message me. Who knows, maybe I'll grace you with my presence. Let's go to the park and play on the swings. Let's watch stars while sitting in the cool grass, and talk about the most embarrassing times of our lives. I'm a simple man with simple pleasures. Sometimes the smallest things end up being the most influential. These are the kinds of moments I live for.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I write. I create. I make websites a little more pleasurable to look at, for a modest price. I teach when I get the chance. I work hard to make a decent living, and I never find myself in need of material things. I do what I can to make the most of my life. Any questions? Feel free to ask.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, writing, loving, and biting.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My tits.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Name of the Wind, Napalm and Silly Putty, The God Delusion, The Blade Itself, When Will Jesus Bring The Porkchops?, Acacia

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Tucker and Dale VS Evil, Pulp Fiction, Shaolin Soccer, V for Vendetta, Shaun of the Dead, Spirited Away, High Fidelity

Shows: Penn and Teller: Bullshit!, Boondocks, Game of Thrones, Clone High, House, Heroes, Breaking Bad, Mythbusters, Adventure Time, Rocko's Modern Life, The Adventures of Pete and Pete

Music: Pink Floyd, Gorillaz, Aerosmith, Daft Punk, Dream Theater, Kid Cudi, Nine Inch Nails, Weird Al Yankovic, Guns N' Roses, Alice in Videoland, ZZ Top, The Beatles, Flogging Molly, Rush, Rammstein, Tenacious D, Incubus, The Doors, Red Hot Chili Peppers

Food: Anything and everything. For reals. I'm not picky. Like, at all.

(I'm adding another list, so there)

People I admire/Personal Heroes: James Randi, George Carlin, Christopher Hitchens, Richard Dawkins, Norman Borlaug, Sam Harris, Matt Dillahunty, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Penn & Teller.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Manly bubble baths.
2. Music
3. Interesting company and good conversation.
4. This cursed phone.
5. Waking up to the smell of bacon. Who doesn't enjoy this? Vegetarians? What smell do they wake up to? Certainly not sizzling bacon. Sizzling tofu perhaps?
6. The freedom to bitch and whine and moan and cry and scream and complain about things that I can't change until your ears bleed. God bless America.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Oh, you know, life n' shit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out and having fun with some friends. Where? Who knows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My manly bubble baths.
You should message me if
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Message me if you want to. Simple as that.