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Hey look! A profile that doesn't start with "I love the outdoors," I love to travel," or "I love to laugh!"

I'm a smart ass with a good sense of humor. I can find the humor in just about anything and can be very sarcastic. I'm really looking for someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously and enjoys smartassery (that's a real word.)

I'm a geek. I mean, a BIG geek. I spend a lot of my times playing games, surfing the net, or doing "computery" stuff. I'm not a partier or a bar hopper. More often than not, I prefer to spend my spare time at home watching movies, reading or the above mentioned nerdery.

No, I don't stay locked up indoors ALL the time. I do enjoy going out to movies, dinner, and of course bowling. What kind of pinko Commie doesn't love bowling??? I also love Six Flags. My favorite thing to do is to ride splashwater falls with a white shirt on. I get off the ride, soaked. Nothing left to imagination. I shake the water out of my hair in slow motion and all the girlies scream (for security.)

I'm very open and honest. I will always tell the truth, even if it isn't something someone wants to hear. Don't ask me if the dress makes your ass looks fat if you don't want to know what I REALLY think. I can't stand drama queens and people who wear their heart on their sleeve.

Currently I'm the overnight supervisor for a small call center. I am unsure if I want to get back into the more technical end of things of if I should stick with the management path. Tech stuff is cool but... lording my terrible and awesome power over others sure is swell! (No, I don't really do that.)

Aside from that I'm working on losing weight. Most often, when someone says they are "working on losing weight," doesn't that usually mean "I've thought about it briefly while I shoved chocolate covered Funyuns down my gullet?"

Fixing your computer. Making Sweet Tea. Making fun of bad movies.

THAT'S THE GUY WITH MY PURSE!!!!

Song of Ice and Fire is probably the best series of books I've ever read. I highly recommend them even if you aren't into Fantasy. I'm mostly into non-fiction though... mostly books on personal finance, technology, science, true crime, etc.

My favorite movies are Godfather 1 and 2, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Shawshank Redemption, 300, Glengary Glenross, old Godzilla movies, John Rambo, Strange Brew, Dark Knight,

TV shows are Family Guy, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Mission : Impossible (the show,) SeaLab 2021, Squidbillies, Cold Case Files, ... but these are all trumped by Mystery Science Theater, which is the best show that has ever aired.

I've also recently started watching House which is awesome. I want to be like House when I grow up.

Foods would be Chicken Wings, Italian, Mexican, and more chicken wings.

Music is System of a Down, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, White Zombie, Tool.

The Internet, electricity, computers, Krystal burgers, oxygen, hydrogen

Personal financing, what to read next, how I should clean some more today, why people act the way they do, how to fix some new problem

Sitting at home, playing Team Fortress 2, World of Warcraft, or watching Mystery Science Theater.

Oops. What I meant to say was that my typical Friday night is spent traveling in the outdoors while laughing and possibly weight lifting.

I'm very uncomfortable with my weight and wish to change it (preferably downward.)

If you are easy going, are a geek girl (major bonus for that!,) have a great sense of humor, or enjoy having interesting conversation as much as going out on the town.