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JohnnyMiall

32 M Cohoes, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:32am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm a fairly random person. I like to live stress-free whenever possible. I take whatever life throws at me and just go with it. Worked out pretty well so far. I have a strong sense of what is morally right and wrong, but I'm not in the least bit religious. I define myself not by my jobs or hobbies but by my personality, my principles, how I act, and how I treat others. Beyond that I don't know what to say, so here are some random facts about me:

I hate self-shot pics. They're just so tool-ish. So if I come across as a tool in the one in my photos, that's my bad. But I needed a more recent photo at the time, so you do what you gotta do, right? Could be worse. Could be shirtless and posing in the bathroom mirror... while flexing the arm not holding the camera which would of course be partially blocking out my face. Now that would make me a true tool. The self-shot-shirtless-flexing-in-the-bathroom-mirror pic is the male equivalent to the female cleavage-inducing-half-bent-over-duckface pic. Don't deny it, you know what I'm talking about. Why people take those pictures, I'll never know. I'm confident and comfortable enough with myself to not have to ever take one, let alone post one.

I don't drink coffee. Can't stand it. Think it is one of the worst tasting substances known to mankind. Smells godawful too. I have no problem with people that like it, just not my thing. Though I really like coffee ice cream, which I think tastes in no way like actual coffee.

I love down time. Don't understand people that need to be doing something constantly and can't appreciate just kicking back, chilling, and enjoying life. Makes me wonder if they really like their lives. Whatever.

I have a fancy pants smartphone that I use... to call people. I text for quick short things (took me awhile to even come around to doing that, though I'm becoming more adept at holding text conversations) but mostly I call people. On a phone. Cause that's what phones are for. Making calls. Not that most people would know that these days.

I prefer being a regular at a diner to constantly going to different restaurants, not that I don't enjoy switching it up a bit every now and then (especially if it involves hibachi - I love hibachi!).

I don't understand the sport of football. Grown men running into other grown men for entertainment. I just don't get it.

I don't go to a gym - I think they're weird (I can explain, though I won't here). I do own some weights and a sit-up bench and work out at my place though. And I run when it's nice out - though not competitively or even seriously.

I'm horribly inconsistent with my hair. I'll have the same style for a few months, then I'll get lazy and not cut it, which in turn makes my hair become long (weird how that works), then maybe shave it all off, whatever I feel like at the time. Also inconsistent with whether or not I have facial hair and whether or not I wear glasses or contacts.

That seems like as good a place as any to stop.

And my last name is not Miall.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living it.

Job-wise, I'm in the middle of my first year as an elementary school teacher. Used to be a middle school teacher for a few years. Liked that job better. Hoping to get back to it. But for now, I'm just happy to be a teacher with a job.

Outside of that, just enjoying whatever comes my way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I work well with kids based on my coaching and teaching experiences. I was good at swimming back when I swam. I do a pretty mean cover of Ice Ice Baby. I rock at Tetris and Smash Bros. (though that's about the extent of my videogaming prowess). I make an incredible meat loaf (though that's about the extent of my cooking prowess...). And I sleep like a champion.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I genuinely do not have even the slightest clue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Alexandre Dumas' The Three Musketeers and The Count of Monte Cristo, followed by The Lord of the Rings, and Stephen King's It. Could throw out many more, but those are far and away my favorites. Sadly, being an elementary school teacher, I don't have nearly as much time to read as I used to.

Movies: I'm a huge movie fan. Used to work as a projectionist at a movie theater (before they all went digital and that job essentially disappeared). Have seen way more movies in my time than I have any right to have seen. I will like anything from any genre - be it action, comedy, drama, sci-fi, kids movies, chick flick, classics, Disney films, whatever - as long as it is good for its genre. Random ones I love off the top of my head: Empire Records, Inception, Crazy Stupid Love, Gattaca, Office Space, and any Batman movie.

Shows: All-time favorites: 24, The X-Files, Daria, Harry's Law, Ren and Stimpy, and Home Movies. Currently: Haven, Suits, Person of Interest, Bob's Burgers, NCIS, and of course the greatness that is The Vampire Diaries.

Music: I listen to just about any music, but anything from the 90s is the best. Be it pop, rock, rap, whatever - if it's from the 90s, I probably love it and it will instantaneously make me incredibly happy. I also listen to jazz and blues, movie scores, and other random stuff. Huge fan of The Killers. Also love Britney Spears. Her music is just fun.

Food: Outside of hibachi, I have no real favorites. I used to be a really picky eater. These days, I'll eat just about anything - and usually like it. Though I'm not a big fan of Mexican. And a few other random things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't know if there's anything I really couldn't do without. Instead, here's a random list of things I love: going to the movies, The Mets, amusement parks, sleeping, skydiving, karaoke, my living room recliner, dancing to cheesy music, fresh baked Price Chopper bread, good books, Just Dance, being outdoors in the summer, chilling with friends, pillows, diners, and plenty more.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something. Or not doing something. One of the two. Usually.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I already pointed out I enjoy listening to Britney Spears and watching Vampire Diaries. What more do you want from me?

Though I will throw this out here - If I feel the need to completely distract my mind and TV/movies/books aren't working, I totally go on this site and just answer questions for awhile. Hence my large amount of questions answered.
You should message me if
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you want to. I'll answer any question you have honestly and bluntly, whether it's about something in my profile, one of my answers to the questions on this site, or just something you randomly want to know. I'll respond to anything from anyone.

However, know that I'll only take you seriously as a potential date if you like-wise define yourself by more than your job and your hobbies (I'm looking at you psycho-obsessed runners and traveling addicts that seemingly want nothing more in life than to run and/or travel and that's it). And if you are open to the possibility of a serious relationship. I want someone that's willing to be themselves, let me be myself, and perhaps some day put down roots together. Not right away of course, gotta spend some time getting to know each other first. If things work, they work. If they don't, they don't. C'est la vie. But if you are not open to the possibility of the long term, I'm not interested in dating you.