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JohnnyRambo
26 / M / straight / Single
Portland, Oregon
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 1" (1.85m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Casual sex
- Smokes
- When drinking
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Atheism
- Sign
- Taurus but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Dropped out of college/university
- Job
- Science / Tech / Engineering
- Income
- $40,000–$50,000
- Kids
- Doesn’t want children
- Pets
- —
- Languages
- English (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am competent, confident, and dependable.
My Self-Summary
Self serving diatribe isn't my forte...
I work in IT, enjoyable enough. I enjoy being out in the bush, away from people (no unabomber-esque shack)
I raft, kayak, and drink with my non-lazy friends. I shit talk, play video games, and drink with my lazy friends.
I drive 10 miles above the speed limit, always shoulder-check, and curse at lousy and or/ugly motorists.
If i were to be identified politically, I'd be a libertarian.
I'm healthy. In decent shape, if a little on the scrawny side. No impairments or illnesses, and aside from a need for corrective lenses, pass genetic muster.
I tend to stay in relationships for a long time. I'm not a roamer. Far more of a homebody.
I work in IT, enjoyable enough. I enjoy being out in the bush, away from people (no unabomber-esque shack)
I raft, kayak, and drink with my non-lazy friends. I shit talk, play video games, and drink with my lazy friends.
I drive 10 miles above the speed limit, always shoulder-check, and curse at lousy and or/ugly motorists.
If i were to be identified politically, I'd be a libertarian.
I'm healthy. In decent shape, if a little on the scrawny side. No impairments or illnesses, and aside from a need for corrective lenses, pass genetic muster.
I tend to stay in relationships for a long time. I'm not a roamer. Far more of a homebody.
What I’m doing with my life
Working my life away.
Saving up to buy a house.
Enjoying weekends in the outdoors, when I can.
Saving up to buy a house.
Enjoying weekends in the outdoors, when I can.
I’m really good at
Offending people without intending to
The first things people usually notice about me
My crass language
My inability to lie, even at the expense of the situation
My inability to lie, even at the expense of the situation
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Print is dead
Kalmah
Norther
Oingo Boingo
Pig
KMFDM
Non Danzig Misfits (likely to catch flack for this)
Apocalypta
Static-X
Rammstein
Nine Inch Nails
Food? Always an afterthought, but I do enjoy
Sushi
Mexican
Cuban Sandwiches
Guinness (yes, it's food)
And my own random crappy cooking
Kalmah
Norther
Oingo Boingo
Pig
KMFDM
Non Danzig Misfits (likely to catch flack for this)
Apocalypta
Static-X
Rammstein
Nine Inch Nails
Food? Always an afterthought, but I do enjoy
Sushi
Mexican
Cuban Sandwiches
Guinness (yes, it's food)
And my own random crappy cooking
The six things I could never do without
skipping the obligatory (food/water/oxygen)
a firearm
a knife
a computer
a vehicle
a flashlight
my own insanity
a firearm
a knife
a computer
a vehicle
a flashlight
my own insanity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The current political climate, then I get depressed and think about
80s television theme songs
sex
EOTW scenarios
sex
EOTW scenarios
On a typical Friday night I am
Either drinking with friends (at a domicile) or driving out to the
bush for the weekend
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Nothing about me is really private
You should message me if
You're smaller
You don't cut yourself
You aren't afraid of me
You're adventurous
You like the outdoors
You're not afraid of extroverted gun owners
You like things a little on the crazy side
You don't cut yourself
You aren't afraid of me
You're adventurous
You like the outdoors
You're not afraid of extroverted gun owners
You like things a little on the crazy side
