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JohnnySaucepan

33 / M / straight / Single

Greenacres, Washington

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 4" (1.93m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Has 1 child
Pets
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am one part cautious, two parts curious, and all shoddy chemist.

My Self-Summary

I'm a pretty easy-going guy who likes to play guitar (poorly), watch movies (odd ones) and solve crosswords (obsessively). I have an awesome teenage son who actually thinks his dad is pretty cool ... for now.

I am often shy and reserved, but I also do perform with a variety show in Spokane. I love being on stage. It is quite a rush. I enjoy all types of music (except country, sorry) and like to collect counter-culture art.

I hate mowing the lawn. I enjoy running. I am always early. I am not a pack rat. I can often be caught dancing if the conditions are just right. And I'll pretty much try anything once.

What I’m doing with my life

I own a home in Spokane Valley and work in the computer industry, although I am not a geek. It's probably not my ideal career at the moment, but I've been doing it forever and it pays the bills. I would eventually like to get into another line of business, but I am not exactly sure what it would be yet.

I am also passionate about gay rights and serve on the board of directors for the INBA Outreach. We raise money and give scholarships to local students who are active in the gay community. I'm a big fan of activism.

I’m really good at

I'm really good at not tooting my own horn ... so you'll have to find out for yourself.

The first things people usually notice about me

... is that I'm shy. But I'm not. Well, maybe a little at first.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books = Anything by Chuck Palahniuk and David Sedaris

Movies = Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 12 Monkeys, The Shawshank Redemption, Shaun of the Dead, Oldboy, Let the Right One In, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, The Hangover, Poultrygeist, Best in Show, Documentaries ... any and all of them.

TV = Arrested Development, Six Feet Under, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, Lost, Flight of the Conchords, Boston Legal

Music = Ben Folds, Amanda Palmer, Regina Spektor, Moxy Fruvous, Elliott Smith, Radiohead, Jason Webley, The Decemberists, Rilo Kiley

Food = Anything except for seafood.

The six things I could never do without

1) Alone time
2) The White House Grill
3) B-movies
4) Tweezers
5) Sugar-free Gum
6) My family and friends

I spend a lot of time thinking about

writing a movie script. But, who doesn't?

On a typical Friday night I am

out with friends.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

is that I have no secrets. So ask me anything.