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JohnnyShiver

27 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:36pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Catalan (Poorly), French (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I identify as queer. Also? Gender queer (they/them pronouns mostly)

A shiver is a group of sharks. Like a flock of seagulls of 80's synth pop bands, or a murder of crows, or a pod of whales.

I'm a beer swilling, ass kicking, boisterous, imaginative, straight razor shaving, song singing, comic book writing, never sleeping, droll as hell, Floridian expatriate gender less crypto-fag!

I'm always excited about stuff, and it's been described that I live life in all caps lock!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Professional punk rocker. Writing comics. Playing music. Thinking about sharks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pop culture trivia, naming that band on the jukebox, making people not feel awful. Teaching people to whistle (I think. Like, I got it down theoretically).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look familiar. My loud, boisterous nature.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many to list! I'll probably get carried away.

Writers: Herman Melville, Marry Shelly/Wollstonecraft, Haruki Murakami, Gail Simone, George RR Martin, Anaïs Nin, Harlan Ellison

Movies: Jurassic Park, Star Wars (original Trilogy), Back to the Future trilogy, Godfather trilogy, Indiana Jones trilogy, 2001: A Space Oddyssey, Clue, The Blues Brothers. I like a lot of movies. I like dissecting movies.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Archer, The Twilight Zone, Red Dwarf, Doctor Who (kind of. Theoretically these days), Battlestar Galactica, The Venture Bros., Arrested Development

Music: So much goth rock! I was literally raised on goth rock. As in my sisters did most of the work raising me, and they were into goth rock. Too many bands to list! http://www.last.fm/user/johnnymidnite

Food: I love it! I'll eat most anything I'm not allergic to!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Music
-Halloween
-My adoptive family up here
-Movies
-Adventure
-Red button down shirts, apparently. Who would've guessed!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My bands
stories I'm writing
pop cultural dissection
deconstructing tropes often found in pop culture and how to reconstruct them, because what's the point of deconstructing something if you're not going to replace it with something better?
Not being ironic, or insincere.
Sharks. I really think sharks are fascinating, okay!? I love the ocean! I was almost a marine biology major in college!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No such thing as typical! Though, I do seem to find myself at home more often than I'd like to these days.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a hypochondriac.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're fun to hang out with, and you wanna be bros.

You don't have a pocket full of spiders.

You wanna go catch a movie, then grab dinner/drinks, and talk about said movie.

Maybe let's go danging? (Because I typed this on my phone, this was supposed to say "dancing", but the typo was too good). But seriously, maybe let's go dancing?

You think bad jokes have the ability to be turned back into good jokes if you can explain them the right way.