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JohnnyShur-Lok

26 Churchville, MD Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*UPDATE: Over the past year, I've come to realize the futility of my efforts in finding a mate. I've been at this for four years now and have had only one relationship through this service that ended in complete sadness and it haunts me even to this day over two years later. I tried to move on by finding a new love, but to no avail. None will have me, I have been left behind by the world; nobody cares for a simple man anymore. To whomever reads this, know that this was a man who put his heart and soul into finding true love but received nothing in return and wishes no longer to be ignored, rejected and overlooked by the sex that he's supposed to treat with respect and thus has given up after all the wasted years.*
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
After I got home from the Mid-West in September of 2008, I gradually took over the majority of operations. Keeping up the farm with my father on a day to day basis may sound boring to some but looking at the alternatives I would not go anywhere else. On Sundays I attend Church unless there is too much pressure with work at the farm. I don't go out much but will do if the opportunity presents itself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Impersonating people and events, video games, staying optimistic, and taking the initiative
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look like I've been under a truck or pushing cows all day; and 90% of the time they are right.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Not much of a reader outside the Bible; love trilogies like Bourne, Batman, and Evil Dead. Love Regular Show, Training Day, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I'm just going to say this upfront: I'm a fan of random youtube videos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
God, the Bible, and the Lord Jesus Christ
My family
My friends
Love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-How good God has been to me and my family. How he watches over me and them every day that we awaken.
-Where I'm going to be at in 10 years in terms of progress and whether I will have found 'The One' by then.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
-Eating Chinese/Pizza
-Exploring the amazing online world of the XBOX 360
-Rolling over in laughter at the incredibly stupid yet hilarious things that people put on Youtube
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a sucker for curly/poofy hair!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-A farm catches your interest
-You want a man that's going to treat you right and respect you
-You're not afraid to get your hands dirty now and then
-You love the Lord and know Jesus Christ
-You want to know more about me
-You're not just going to pull my chain