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JohnnySmitten

96 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Feb 1, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Status
Seeing Someone
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm pretty easy going, I enjoy laughing quite a bit.
Sometimes I forget where I am, but that's alright, I like meeting new people.

I like music quite a bit.
Also, cats.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm retired.
I smoke cigars and drink Makers Mark all day while yelling at the God Damn neighbor kids who are always on my lawn.
I’m really good at
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Life.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smell.
You should message me if
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You want to.