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JohnnySmitten

96 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Feb 1, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm pretty easy going, I enjoy laughing quite a bit.
Sometimes I forget where I am, but that's alright, I like meeting new people.

I like music quite a bit.
Also, cats.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm retired.
I smoke cigars and drink Makers Mark all day while yelling at the God Damn neighbor kids who are always on my lawn.
I’m really good at
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Life.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smell.
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