Hi, I'm John, and I'm NOT an alcoholic. BUT...
I wear my heart on my sleeve.
I make puns and I wear flip flops all of the time, regardless of the weather. I think the biggest problem in the world is that people don't take a half second to understand other peoples/cultures and that shit is far more interconnected than anyone bothers to think about. I write papers about Godzilla being metaphor for Japanese anxieties about nuclear weapons. I like comics and movies but about the only TV I watch is History/A&E or Comedy Central. I don't like beer, but I will happily down an Irish Carbomb. I have a larger than life personality but can also be really quiet...I like girls, smiles, laughter, eyes, boobs, cute butts and bad jokes. Awful jokes, even!
I'm the most paradoxical hipster ever - slowly accumulating the accoutrements of hipsterness but in a deliciously ironic way. A hipster being hipstery ironically? How's that for WTF.
I rate as an ENFJ, if that sort of thing is your bag.