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Johnny_Ohm

30 M Sacramento, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
DISCLAIMER: I am currently being awesome as shit with my rad as hell girlfriend PerfectFailure
What I’m doing with my life
Blogging about Anthropology
I’m really good at
Takin' it to 11. Clearly not filling these things out - like that's an original thing to put here, right? Nope. I have no idea what the hell to write that doesn't sound like awful fake humility or arrogant. Obviously, I must be good at something since I survived this long, I guess.
The first things people usually notice about me
... that I exist?

Probably the volume at which I speak, or that I occupy quite a bit of physical space. The school kids called me 'Totoro' in Japan.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Muzaks I put in muh ear holes atm: Cake, Sublime, Wyclef Jean, Task1ne, Mike Hampton aka Yogi aka Captain Asshole, Ozzy, No More Kings, Blink 182, Sum 41, My Chemical Romance, Macklemore...
The six things I could never do without
Let's not give it all away at once...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lots of silly things. Probably involving puns. Or something dirty. Definitely dirty. Probably both.
On a typical Friday night I am
There is nothing typical with my life right now. For over the last ten years, it would probably involve me working. Now... not so much.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
... I pronounce "Pina Colada" wrong... as in Peenee Colada...
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
A person's character is more important to you than the junk in their trunk. Homophobes need not apply.