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Johnny_Ohm

30 Sacramento, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
muh girlfriend is PerfectFailure. i luv her face! I'm a person with flaws and foibles, a heart 3 sizes too large, and my feet rival the size of my big mouth. I can be the sweetest thing and your worst nightmare - sometimes, I remember to not be a dick. Sometimes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on getting into grad school... after paying all my bills. >_> Which are piling up. A lot. X_X
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
deleting, rewriting, and deleting this section.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my hair probably looks awful to you. bite me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Muzaks I put in muh ear holes atm: Billy Talent, Chali 2na, My Chemical Romance, Lady Gaga, Smashing Pumpkins, Foo Fighters, Cake, EverTale, Blind Guardian, Austrian Death Machine, Michael Jackson...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) giant robots
2.) sarcasm
3.) internal organs
4.) air conditioning in the summer
5.) dried cranberries to appease the chinchilla
6.) the internets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lots of silly things. Likely involving puns. Or something dirty. Definitely dirty. Probably both.

... fedexing my chinchilla to Abu Dhabi because the bugger insists on being a noisy inmate at 3am... and then mooning over the adorable babies in the pet store later that day. :3

... sometimes I wonder what's worse - being in a horrible job that caused me so much anxiety and worry that I actually made myself ill and prone to self-harm... or constantly being on the razor's edge of my finances.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is nothing typical with my life right now. For over the last ten years, it would probably involve me working at the same awful grocery store. Now... not so much.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
... I pronounce "Pina Colada" wrong... as in Peenee Colada...
You should message me if
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You like giant robots. Or legos. Or robots made from legos.

A person's character is more important to you than the junk in their trunk. Homophobes need not apply.

Or if you're looking to run a Star Wars: Edge of the Empire group. I'd love to play.