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22 Yucaipa, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
May 12
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Dropped out of two-year college
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay)
My self-summary
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Hi my name is Johnny, and I'm looking for friends with benefits. I'm currently married, don't panic, my wife knows full well what I'm doing, she even encourages it. You see she is an Asexual, meaning she experiences little to no sexual desire. Because of this she understands that as a Bisexual I have needs. She is completely comfortable with me seeking a sexual partner. I love her very dearly and I'm not looking to lose her anytime in the future, so this would be a non-romantic relationship.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently working as maintenance at the local McDonalds. Saving up for an insurance agent license.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Conversation. Never a dull moment when I'm around, or so I've been told. I have a great taste for culinary arts, and if I'm not cooking or working you can bet I'm on my laptop completely absorbed in whatever video game has my attention this week. On a occasion I get bursts of inspiration and MUST write or draw something, I've been told my stories are good(no J.K. Rowling, but good)
The first things people usually notice about me
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A goofy grin and an animated personality. A story just isn't worth telling if you can't get animated about it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: the last book in the universe, and the Harry Potter series(though I haven't finished it)

Movies: Repo: the genetic opera, Donnie Darko, the Marvel movie series, Zoolander.

Shows: Futurama, Ouran high school host club. Archer. My little pony; friendship is magic. South Park. Attack on Titan. Kill la kill. Supernatural, BBC Sherlock, Doctor Who.

Games: Devil may cry 1-4, Love them so much; favorite series. Borderlands 1&2. Garry's Mod. Half life 2. Team Fortress 2. Dead space is a close 2nd to all time favorite series. There are far too many games I love to fit them on here.

Music: my taste ranges from heavy metal to electronica. The only genres I tend to dislike are hip- hop, most forms of rap, country music and folk songs.

Food: Throw a dart at a map, and I'd be willing to bet I love the food from that country.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My wife
My computer
A stable internet connection
Good friends
Good food
Good booze
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Writing, if I'm at work it helps to zone out and write a few chapters in my head while I handle monotonous tasks. I love thinking about anything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably at home drinking, cooking a beautiful meal, maybe playing a little vidya. But on some shinning occasions, I've gathered my friends and we're playing some good old Dungeons&Dragons! Love it, I'm a mediocre DM, if you ever want to play with us, you're more than welcome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't live a private life in any way, I'm an open book. You need only take the time to read.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're interested in a friend, we can hang out, drink, watch netflix, play games, or just spend hours in our underwear having a delightful conversation about life and philosophy.

However, if you're interested in a friend with benefits you get everything listed above, plus the added bonus of shagging almost anytime, almost anywhere! Act now and I'll throw in a toaster! :D