Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi my name is Johnny, and I'm looking for friends with benefits.
I'm currently married, don't panic, my wife knows full well what
I'm doing, she even encourages it. You see she is an Asexual,
meaning she experiences little to no sexual desire. Because of this
she understands that as a Bisexual I have needs. She is completely
comfortable with me seeking a sexual partner. I love her very
dearly and I'm not looking to lose her anytime in the future, so
this would be a non-romantic relationship.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently working as maintenance at the local McDonalds. Saving up
for an insurance agent license.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Conversation. Never a dull moment when I'm around, or so I've been
told. I have a great taste for culinary arts, and if I'm not
cooking or working you can bet I'm on my laptop completely absorbed
in whatever video game has my attention this week. On a occasion I
get bursts of inspiration and MUST write or draw something, I've
been told my stories are good(no J.K. Rowling, but good)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A goofy grin and an animated personality. A story just isn't worth
telling if you can't get animated about it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: the last book in the universe, and the Harry Potter
series(though I haven't finished it)
Movies: Repo: the genetic opera, Donnie Darko, the Marvel movie
Shows: Futurama, Ouran high school host club. Archer. My little
pony; friendship is magic. South Park. Attack on Titan. Kill la
kill. Supernatural, BBC Sherlock, Doctor Who.
Games: Devil may cry 1-4, Love them so much; favorite series.
Borderlands 1&2. Garry's Mod. Half life 2. Team Fortress 2.
Dead space is a close 2nd to all time favorite series. There are
far too many games I love to fit them on here.
Music: my taste ranges from heavy metal to electronica. The only
genres I tend to dislike are hip- hop, most forms of rap, country
music and folk songs.
Food: Throw a dart at a map, and I'd be willing to bet I love the
food from that country.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A stable internet connection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Writing, if I'm at work it helps to zone out and write a few
chapters in my head while I handle monotonous tasks. I love
thinking about anything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably at home drinking, cooking a beautiful meal, maybe playing
a little vidya. But on some shinning occasions, I've gathered my
friends and we're playing some good old Dungeons&Dragons! Love
it, I'm a mediocre DM, if you ever want to play with us, you're
more than welcome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't live a private life in any way, I'm an open book. You need
only take the time to read.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're interested in a friend, we can hang out, drink, watch
netflix, play games, or just spend hours in our underwear having a
delightful conversation about life and philosophy.
However, if you're interested in a friend with benefits you get
everything listed above, plus the added bonus of shagging almost
anytime, almost anywhere! Act now and I'll throw in a toaster! :D
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