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Johnny_Rymer

23 Yucaipa, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 9:35am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Construction
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Married
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi my name is Johnny, and I'm looking for friends with benefits. I'm currently married, don't panic, my wife knows full well what I'm doing, she even encourages it.

♫ I don't mind the sun sometimes; the images it shows. I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes. Cinnamon and sugary softly spoken lies. You never know just how you'll look through other peoples eyes. ♫
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working construction, still trying to get my license as an insurance agent.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hugs, I will openly brag about my prowess with hugs. I can make 'em gentle and small, or big and all encompassing. ...I could probably kill a man with one...

Writing, I've made a few short stories in my time and I'd like to take some personal time to write an actual novel someday.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That face, that damn boyish face. ;D
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: the last book in the universe, and the Harry Potter series(though I haven't finished it)

Movies: Repo: the genetic opera, Donnie Darko, the Marvel movie universe, Zoolander, resolution.

Shows: Futurama, Ouran high school host club, Archer, My little pony; friendship is magic, South Park, Attack on Titan, Kill la kill, knights of sidonia, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Ghost house.

Games: Devil may cry 1-4, Love them so much; favorite series. Borderlands 1&2. Garry's Mod. Half life 2. Team Fortress 2. Dead space is a close 2nd to all time favorite series. Bayonetta. LoZ; twilight princess. LoZ; Majora's mask. Metroid prime series.

Music: Rise against. Living tombstone. Volbeat. Avenged sevenfold. Five finger death punch. Sum 41.

Food: Is it edible? Then I like it...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My wife
My computer
A stable internet connection
Good friends
Good food
Good booze
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If there two dudes trapped on the moon and one guy killed the other with a rock, would that be fucked up or what?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mixing drinking and cooking with astonishing results. Afterword I'll retire to the recliner and force my poor aging laptop to deal with something from my steam library. Occasionally I'll spend an hour or so in my bedroom naked in the dark. Looking for someone to spend that hour with. :D
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have 'stage fright' in the bedroom. I talk a big game, and I could easily help my partner 'get there', but I might fail to literally 'Rise' to the occasion.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You, like me, have an ever shrinking pool of friends. You wanna try having a fuck buddy. You like drinking. You enjoy video games.

You wanna try that really weird fetish you're scared to tell anyone about.