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23 Yucaipa, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 8
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Dropped out of Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi my name's Johnny, and I'm looking for friends and sex. Word of warning, I am in an open marriage.

Shoot me a message, I'm starving for new people in my life. We can go out and get drunk and them make poor life choices to laugh about in the morning.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Focusing on work and paying the bills. Trying to get out more and meet new people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can mix a mean cocktail. I've got a keen imagination for intoxicants.

Writing, I've made a few short stories in my time and I'd like to take some personal time to write an actual novel someday.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That face, that damn boyish face. ;D
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: the last book in the universe, and the Harry Potter series(though I haven't finished it)

Movies: It's such a beautiful day outside, Repo: the genetic opera, Donnie Darko, the Marvel movie universe, Zoolander, resolution.

Shows: Steven Universe, Over the Garden wall, Futurama, Ouran high school host club, Archer, South Park, Attack on Titan, Kill la kill, knights of sidonia, Ghost hound, Z nation.

Games: Fallout series, Undertale, Fire Emblem Path of Radience, Devil may cry 1-4, Love them so much; favorite series. Borderlands 1&2. Garry's Mod. Half life 2. Team Fortress 2. Dead space is a close 2nd to all time favorite series. Bayonetta. LoZ; twilight princess. LoZ; Majora's mask. Metroid prime series.

Music: Rise against. Living tombstone. Volbeat. Avenged sevenfold. Five finger death punch. Sum 41.

Food: Is it edible? Then I like it...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My wife
My computer
A stable internet connection
Good friends
Good food
Good booze
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If there two dudes trapped on the moon and one guy killed the other with a rock, would that be fucked up or what?

How much booze can I drink before I am unable to drink any more?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mixing drinking and cooking with astonishing results. Afterword I'll retire to the recliner and force my poor aging laptop to deal with something from my steam library. Occasionally I'll spend an hour or so with some friends trying to laugh our way through a tabletop RPG.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've only had sex with like two or three people. I wish it were more but that's why I'm here huh?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You, like me, have an ever shrinking pool of friends. You wanna try having a fuck buddy. You like drinking. You enjoy video games. You wanna try that really weird fetish you're scared to tell anyone about.

These are all good reasons if any apply to you.