Johnnylaw25
30 Massillon, OH
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My self-summary
My name is John.

I'm a winning combination of blood, sweat and tears, and GUTS! Lots of guts. Seriously, if you ever need part of your colon replaced I could be a donor (If the price is right of course. I'm no charity).

About me.

Well, as you can clearly see, I have my shirt on instead of off. My eyes are not obscured by unabomber glasses. My head is covered but that's only because its cold (I also don't want to get the ceiling pregnant. Not yet anyways. Babies dropping on my head might interfere with my work schedule. Not to mention the mess it would probably make on the carpet.) I have never worn a ball cap sideways. NEVER! I have too much respect for myself for that nonsense. Unlike the rest of the douchebags you are probably used to.

I'm looking for someone that brings energy and enthusiasm. I like to make jokes about you and your mom, you and your best friends, you and your dog. You have to have a sense of humor, otherwise you'll probably hate my guts. Which really is a big deal since that's mostly all I am. I like interacting with strangers and meeting people. I enjoy going out dancing. Trying out different kinds of beers.
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