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Johnnyspud

29 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Where to start?

I have a quick wit like main characters in Noir movies. I have a sometimes dark sense of humor. I watch a hell of a lot of movies and do not limit myself to a particular genre because I want to see as much as I possibly can. As a result, I have forgotten more films than most average people have seen.

I might not write you first because I am a tremendous pussy willow, but I have been working on that. The same goes for asking to hang out or go on a date. I am a consummate wuss. That being said, I do write to people first more often than it would seem.

I almost forgot: I have Multiple Sclerosis. This means I need a wheelchair or a cane or whatever to get around any appreciable distance. It makes me make jokes about it a lot because I walk like a drunk man now. Curious? Ask me anything about it!
What I’m doing with my life
Writing a really terrific home video review blog, and slowly increasing the amount of gray hair I already have while also slowly decreasing the amount of hair I have due to an ever so slowly receding hairline. I also enjoy making awkward and unsettling collage artwork from time to time. Also: playing my melodica sometimes. Every once in a while, I get to DJ gothy hits from my record collection..
I’m really good at
Amassing data on just about anything. Proper English. Umbrella etiquette. Never quite keeping my room clean or properly organized. Telling stories and jokes. I am also really good at rotating my eyes in a complete circle very slowly or very quickly, and vibrating them savagely from side to side (I like to call it wigglevision).
The first things people usually notice about me
Definitely my leather jacket.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Specific Books:
I read so very many books, Charlotte Sometimes by Penelope Farmer is my all time favorite.

Authors I revisit often:
J.G. Ballard, Yoshihiro Tatsumi, Flannery O' Connor, Peter Sotos, Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

All of my favorite television shows are long dead. Supreme example: The Adventures Of Pete & Pete.

Movies:
The Night Porter, Metropolis, Blade Runner, Halloween III: Season of the Witch, Grey Gardens (the documentary), ask me for more examples- I can go on and on.

Here are some of the many bands I enjoy:
Death In June, Throbbing Gristle, Devo, Iggy Pop, Dolly Mixture, Strawberry Switchblade, Roy Orbison, CRASS, And Also The Trees, Joy Division, Tubeway Army, COIL, Wesley Willis, Edith Piaf, New Order (early stuff), Malaria!, The Smiths, Fad Gadget, Whitehouse, Sutcliffe Jugend, Siouxsie And The Banshees, This Heat, Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark, etc...
The six things I could never do without
1. Ambulatory aids
2. My spectacles
3. A book to read
4. Movies
5. Records
6. Bitchin' salads
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space travel, WW1 gas masks, decadent sandwiches, burritos, and the airship Graf Zeppelin- quite constantly and not necessarily at separate times.

Also: How awesome it would have been to have met Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Divine, or William Hickey.
On a typical Friday night I am
It varies, but I tend to make sure I am enjoying myself whatever it is I am doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I guess my biggest private (now not so private) thing is my fear of mirrored rooms. Like where all of the walls and ceiling are covered by mirrors. Terrifying!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
1. If you are a nerd. I am a nerd, I like nerds. Especially nerds who like horror and sci-fi movies. I LOVE film. I cannot stress that enough, really I can't.

2. If you like cassette tapes. Face it, a mix tape is far more romantic than a CD-R could ever be. BONUS: If you'd like me to make you goth/darkwave tapes of music you may or may not have already heard.

3. Ethnic foods are something you enjoy.

4. You have a hobby or an intense interest you like to talk about and share. I can talk for hours about my interests, and I like people who can do the same.

5. You believe in Sasquatch.

6. You really love seeing 35mm prints of films, and watching films in general. Yep, saying it again.