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Johnshammer

27 Fort Collins, CO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jan 30, 2014
Orientation
Straight
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just moved to Fort Collins and looking for some people to chill with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Recently graduated, starting my career in FOCO

I'm a software developer making websites, apps and junk like that. But I'm not a boring computer nerd damn it!

Not gonna lie to ya. I just got into some trouble back in my hometown so I'm kinda dealing with the consequences right now but looking forward to living here in beautiful fort Collins.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sports, computers, politics

procrastinating (stole this from someone else's profile)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I had to cut my dreadlocks like a month ago. So that usually broke peoples necks when they had to do a double take. But now i honestly dont know. ill get back to you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
dumb and dumber, or anything with Jim Carrey. hes the shit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
veggies
spicy food
dogs
the internet
running
oxygen
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with my friends or chillin at home
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You need a sarcastic white kid in your life.