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47 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:01am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Czech (Poorly)

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My self-summary
"I'm a lover not a fighter"
What I’m doing with my life
"I want to Rock with You
All night
Dance you into the sunlight"
I’m really good at
Answering these questions with MJ lyrics.
And of course moonwalking
And stargazing
The first things people usually notice about me
I am making them laugh, perhaps inadvertently, perhaps not.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Grapes of Wrath, Sirens of Titan, War and Peace, Brothers K, Geek Love, The Mars Trilogy, Last Temptation of Christ, Love in the Time of Cholera, NASA/Trek, Society of the Spectacle, Temporary Autonomous Zones

The Jerk, Ararat, Dumb and Dumber, Blade Runner, Trip to the Moon, Moon, Caddyshack, Chinatown, Spinal Tap, and biopics, especially music biopics

Rockford Files, Battlestar Galactica, Friday Night Lights, Star Trek, Behind the Music

Anything goes listening wise, except Tame Pablum. i was into Tame Pablum's early 7" but they lost me with the new album. Listen for yourself:
Super stoked that Rocket From the Crypt has gotten back together.

Anselm Keifer, Warhol ), Kahlo, Rivera, Vic Muniz, Holzer, Kruger, Billboard Liberation Front. Bonus points if they've had biopics made of their lives.

Into good, clean, fresh ingredients. My vegetarian naturopath has instructed me to eat more lamb and buffalo, less gluten and yeast and fresh juice daily. Working out pretty well. Don't care what you eat so long as you do.
The six things I could never do without
New Neural Pathways
Gentle caress of the Tenders
(in that order b/c I need comedy to warm up the tenders to caressableness)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I don't mean spacing out, I mean the place Sun Ra is from, the place where Major Tom and Rocketman meet their fate, the place Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Paul Allen, Richard Branson, etc are putting their fortunes, the place with the most unanswered questions.

And maybe you. I spend a lot of time thinking about my next relationship.
On a typical Friday night I am
"We're gonna leave that 9-5 up on the shelf, and just enjoy yourself."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Nachos (as in 'nacho bid niz')
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–57
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
... you want to know what's under the artifice of this profile, think single dads are sexy, and have more to say than 'hi' or 'I like that movie too'

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