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JohnyTwoBaggs

26 F Garden City, MI

I’m looking for

  • All who like bi women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Nothing accurately describes me. I might not even exist.

You can creep on me on Instagram. Add me, I guess. @courtnee_dee

This is creep-worthy also. Follow me or whatever.
courtneedee.tumblr.com
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working full time at a sex shop. Selling dildos and answering questions about penis pumps. It's an interesting job. It pays for stuff. (barely) Mostly in lulz.

Also working as a portrait photographer. Photographing babies and awkward teenagers. Being pissed about it. Seriously. I hate that job.

Spending too much time internetting. Googling every question or uncertainty I've ever had.
Redditing, tumblring.

I also just joined a female fronted Danzig tribute band, if that does anything for ya.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
communicating.
understanding.
misfits covers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Bewbz.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS = I've been reading about philosophy, anarchy, science, religion, neurological disorders, and spontaneous combustion.

MOVIES = Mostly horror movies. But also, Tarantino movies. Mobster movies. Silly comedies, Documentaries. Stuff.

SHOWS: Arrested development, Breaking Bad, Trailer Park Boys, Tim and Eric, It's always sunny in Philadelphia, Eastbound and Down, LOGO Network, American Horror Story, The Walking Dead, SPACED(favorite!), Food Network/Cooking Channel, Workaholics, Portlandia, Oddities, Degrassi, Degrassi jr. High, Adult Swim, and lots of girly shows like Americas next top model and Project Runway.

MUSIC = Alkaline Trio, Azaelia Banks, AFI, Bad Religion, Brand New, Blink182, Black Flag, Blood Orange, Bright Eyes, The Bronx, Beirut, Circle Jerks, Crystal Castles, Danzig, Dead Milkmen, The Descendents, Desaparecidos, Dio, Fleet Foxes, Florence + the Machine, The Germs, Grizzly Bear, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Horrorpops, Iron & Wine, Jenny Lewis, Johnny Cash, Kanye West, Kesha, Lady GaGa, Maria Taylor, Mariachi El Bronx, MGMT, M83, The Misfits, Mad Sin, Nekromantix, NOFX, Operation Ivy, The Postal Service, Rancid, Regina Spektor, Rilo Kiley, Roxy Music, Samhain, The Smiths, Social Distortion, Tiger Army, Tilly and the Wall, The Vandals, 12 Step Rebels, .and umm.. LOTS AND LOTS MORE.
Show me something new please! Or even something old.

FOOD = chinese food. middle eastern food. mexican food. italian food, japanese food. thai food. indian food. All the food.
I am extremely in love with food. Not just eating it, but also cooking it and learning about it. I cannot seem to cram enough food knowledge in my head.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Excitement
Adventure
Knowledge
Friends
Sex
And Internet smileys ; )
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Space
-Time
-Stuff
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It doesn't matter what day it is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This isn't private, but okcupid always yells at me for marking all of my questions as irrelevant. I guess I don't care about a lot of things.

Also, I can always tell by your username if you suck or not. No thanks, Coolguy91. I think you're lying about being cool.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are funny. Conversationally funny and witty. Yes please.

If you like adventures.

If you've made it this far, I should probably clarify that I am not looking for anything romantic or physical at this point in time. I like making new friends. Non-creepery dudes and ladies only please. :)