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JoinerDave

39 M Sheffield, UK

My Details

Last Online
Aug 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Construction
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
NOTE: This profile is quite old and out of date. I will change it when needed.

Firstly.... Please know what you want and be honest about it. Dating and having fun is fine as long as both parties know about it and are 100% honest.

I'm going to be brutally honest. No point lying. It'll always come out in the end.

I am a 38 year old widower with an amazing 15 year old daughter. Although she is never any bother, anyone contacting me would have to realise that she is my priority. This also means that the vast majority of my time is my own.
I have a cat and he is also part of the package come what may.

Monogamy... If you have a wondering eye, can't stay faithful or not tell the truth then stop reading. You are wasting our time. Lies will come out, cracks will form and I will walk. It is that simple.
It sounds corny but, i love movies. Almost any genre will do.
I am a VERY tactile, loving and passionate person.
I love banter and a good sense of humour. If we make each other laugh then we are half way there.
I don't care how boring it sounds. There is nothing wrong with getting cosy on the sofa in front of the TV/DVD.
I like watching certain sports.
I like going out but these days i would prefer going for a meal, having a laugh in a pub or in the pool hall rather than clubbing.
I can be quite shy until i feel comfortable with the people around me but once i am relaxed it is hard to shut me up.
My ideal dinner date would be with John Bishop, Peter Kay and Toby Foster.

There are a million more things i could write but where is the fun in that? Just ask me. Isn't that what it's all about? ;-)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Putting it back on track and trying to claw back some of the lost years.
Planning on taking my driving test.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, comforting and advising.

Practical jobs. Stick an Ikea wardrobe in front of me and it'll be assembled in less than 6 weeks!

General household chores. I've been doing it for years now.

That's all i can talk about on here.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No idea why but it is my eye lashes and my smiley eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm not a big reader at all. My daughter reads more in a week than i do in a year. I do like reading biographies though.

Movies. Any and all. As many as i can! I probably watch far too many but i'm single ATM so i'm allowed ;-)

Food. Anything really.

TV. Most things but i have hardly watched anything in the last year due to disliking watching TV alone.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My bubs (daughter), Love, Friendship, Passion, Laughter, Banter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The wonders of the universe. I would love to know where we came from and why.

The obvious. I'm a guy after all!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
These days i am at home having a few beers while watching a movie or badgering friends to go out.

HELP ME PLEEEASE!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Admit it on here?...... Yeah right! ;-)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are not a liar. Don't waste weeks of my life saying what you think i want to hear. The truth will out and any relationship will end/fail. Just tell the truth from the start!

You are willing to stand beside me during the good times and think nothing of standing back-to-back with me during the hard times.

50 shades of Grey.... Best to ask about that one actually...

I've probably messed all this up but i can only type what springs to mind. No doubt i will edit it soon.