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JollyGreenBobby

30 M Napa, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and wants more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(I'm not on the A list and I can not see who's liking me on quickmatch. If you think we'd be a match let me know. RULE #1. You must visit my page. Regardless, I wish you the best in life and love!)

I'm a lover and a fighter. A reader and a writer, i'll sweep you off your feet. A true gentleman, except in the bedroom, I'm also smart and sweet. A player by no means cause I've been played and it sucks. I talk the talk and walk the walk but I don't wear Chucks. If you haven't liked this opening it's probably because you suck. (or you're a big fan of chucks)

Hello! My name is Bobby and I'm awesome! Well at least i've been told that countless times. I would say I'm pretty cool. I've never had a problem meeting new people....

To be continued....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Alrighty then, picture this if you will. I blew off my advanced classes and stellar scholastic scores to be a beach bum after highschool. (long story)
My parents persuaded me a few years later to work for their company. (just explaining my lack of a degree) They wanted to retire and wanted me to claim my birthright, so I did. It went really well for a few years but I found myself living for the weekend. I knew I didn't care about the money and I didn't want to live a life governed by an alarm clock. (waking up at 5:30-6am everyday is not my style) So I came to California to spread my wings and make it on my own. (like a boss) Now I'm doing just that and finishing school. (slowly but surely)
-to be continued
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Loving you; it's easy cause you're beautiful! :)
Drinking piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, or having a great time without drugs or champagne,
laughing when I should be serious, serious when I should be laughing, uncontrollable fits of joy, i'm also pretty good at white water rafting,
people watching, being overly friendly,
Making whatever I'm doing into a song,
Staying up late and then waking up early, and... not waking up early,
Being spontaneous but also reliable,
Doing the right thing when no one is looking,
Being super suave 70-80% of the time and then being a complete goof,
Not knowing when to shut up(see above)

Yada yada yada I have a lot of passions and interests.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm loud and i smile a lot?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Some favorite books: ..... Do comic books and Garfield count?
(Don't get me wrong I love reading! I've just been burnt out from assigned school readings.)
I enjoy ALL types of movies;) and a few quick favorites off the top of my head: Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Pulp Fiction, Vanilla Sky, Big Lebowski, Anchorman, Sin City, Garden State, Step Brothers, and the list could go on all night.
I enjoy watching Comedy Central and the Discovery Channel but I'm easy to please TV wise. (I've had a cable box for about a year and i still haven't hooked it up lol! I don't watch much tv anymore) I watch A LOT of TED Talks.
I'm addicted to listening to music, dancing, and singing.
I love almost all foods except oysters. I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6 Things I could never do without....
Well, after pondering about this long and hard, I've concluded I'd make do with whatever I had and be content. I can live without things.
Here are some things I really Appreciate daily:
Tomatoes or is it TOmatTOES;)
A hot shower
A good brushing/floss/mouth wash combo
The little things
Funny people
Music
Caffiene
-to be continued.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
*I wouldn't say I spend a lot of time thinking about this but at what point does OKC decide to send the checking you out email. How many times has OkC thought I was checking someone out? When in reality, I was killing time and/or procrastinating.
*Speaking a language poorly requires more than 3-5 words/small phrases. To speak a language poorly requires about 30 different words/small phrases. I think a lot of people are false advertising on this website.

The future- Advancing my financial portfolio. Retiring. Traveling. My daughters future. Et cetera, et cetera.

The present- Why do I have to be so picky with woman. Eating a balanced healthy diet. I need to exercise more. Ways to make others laugh and/or smile. Yada yada.

My daughter- Ways to spoil her but keep her from being a brat. How unbelievably adorable she is. Missing her when she's away. Cherishing every moment I'm with her. What can i make or buy to feed her a healthy balanced meal. (she's 3 and kinda picky) Yada yada yada :)

Plus a superabundance of everything else!
:D
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Three scenarios for my typical Friday:
I'm with my lovely daughter being a super dad.
I'm hanging out with fun friends & we go out or stay in.
I'm at home working and I play video games after.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kinda over getting told to throw my hands up in the air. So there.
:) I use A LOT of smiley faces and exclamations when I write. It annoys me sometimes but I can't stop!
I was once offered a position as a male escort. I jokingly asked the stranger, "how much?" and then laughed at the offer. "I'm worth WAYYyy more!" I told him. Then he asked how big my... We can get into the details later lol.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
*I've been told by a few of my friends it's better to not respond than write a polite rejection letter. I respond selectively now against my better judgment.

If you don't have your instagram name listed In your profile.

If you're comfortable and happy with your life but still think of ways to improve it because complacency sucks.

If the age you're looking for isn't in the 50's.

If all/most of your photos are not from that elevated selfie position. It's false advertising.

In the question that asks: how much sex will you have once you're intimate with your partner? You say everyday. I'm pretty irresistible it'll be easy I promise.