I primarily go by a nickname, which was the result of an adjective ice breaker gone awry. I can have an entire conversation using nothing but Mean Girls quotes. My last name loosely translates to “slobbering” or “drooling” in many Romance languages. I’ve been told my totem animal is a baby orangutan... wearing a diaper. My favorite Ryan Gosling Tumblr is Feminist Ryan Gosling. My favorite non-Ryan Gosling Tumblr is Animals Talking in All Caps. I take the important things in life -- family, friends, being awesome at my job -- seriously, but being considered a "serious person" is definitely not something to which I aspire.
I am endearingly snarky, maddeningly earnest, and always hungry for more...