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JollyJohn11

28 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:19pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Managing editor. Playwright. Book and theatre reviewer. Podcast listener. Green tea, wheat beer, and white wine drinker. Carb eater. Playlist creator. Cardigan wearer. Soulmate seeker.

I'm looking for someone to complement me (and maybe even compliment me, occasionally!), but also push me out of my comfort zone—we should all be doing things that make us nervous more often—and introduce me to new things. In return I promise to make you lots of mixtapes made up exclusively of bands of which you've never heard and to proofread all of your cover letters/emails/Facebook statuses as needed. Passion, talent, and genuineness are attractive to me... pretty much everything else is negotiable.

Side note: My greatest regret in life right now is not choosing SondheimSteamroller as my username.
What I’m doing with my life
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I love to write and I've been lucky enough to trick people into letting me do it for a living.

I wrote my first play last year and I produced it for the Capital Fringe Festival this past July. It was a bit like having a second full-time job and I had no idea what I was doing, but it was thrilling and fulfilling and we got great reviews, so it's definitely something I plan on pursuing more and more going forward.

Otherwise, I like the usual things: going to concerts, wine touring, discovering new podcasts, etc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing endlessly, flip cup, creating elaborate Spotify playlists around specific themes, using the Oxford comma, and delivering best man speeches.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I'm a semi-ginger.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Reading: I have a side gig reviewing LGBT-themed and -authored books, so that's keeping me flush with random reading material. I also always have the latest issue of New York magazine in my bag.

Listening: The playlist I use during parties is called Indie That Won't Depress My Friends + Guilty Pleasures, so that should give you some insight into my musical proclivities.

Food-ing: People who don't like desserts scare me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Friends and family
- The Internet
- Ice cream
- A Moleskine journal for jotting down good quotes
- Air conditioning
- Green tea
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what to add to my bucket list next and how to accomplish it. Oh, and also when I can schedule my next nap.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Decompressing at home with takeout and an episode of Hannibal (Hugh Dancy, mmmmm). Or, the exact opposite of that, depending on the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I have an age-inappropriate love of unicorns. At work, I may have an overflow desk for all of my unicorn paraphernalia. If I tell you that most of the items were gifts would that make it better? No? Okay, just checking.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
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you'd like to grab a beer or cup of tea sometime! Or, you are my 100% enemy, because I desperately need an arch-nemesis and would like to challenge you to a duel.