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31 Mobile, AL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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UPDATE 12/1/14: Back in Mobile. Back in good old 1955.

Honesty and Loyalty. Those would be the two things I hold most dear in life. I am honest to a fault and I am loyal to my friends. It would be great to meet someone cut from that same cloth.

I'm also quite silly and like to joke around. Apologies in advance.

I'm a nice, laid back guy who doesn't send messages like "Sup" or "Hey" to girls on OKCupid.

My text messages consist of fully spelled out words. Yes, even the two and three letter words that people have found ways to convert into one letter/symbol words like "you" and "are" and "at". I know that sounds crazy and you're probably like "Who likes making two more keystrokes on their phone? This guy's a robot who doesn't exist." FALSE! I'm very real!

Wanna hear something else that's crazy? I actually read profiles to learn more about people on here!

WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!? Who is this guy? (Not a robot)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Makin' movies, makin' songs, and fightin' round the world.

Well, the first part of that is correct.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My parents told me I was great at everything I tried but my .032 AVG in Little League begged to differ. I did draw the most walks though. I was moneyball before moneyball was moneyball.

I'm also good at making people laugh, listening/observing, designing websites, making movies and such, driving a car (safely, not fast... women dig that right?), making typsos, feeling the rhythm, feeling the rhyme, getting on up, and bobsledding time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Since I was 13 I've been cursed/blessed with a very deep voice. For the last 17 years people have been like "Hey man, your voice is awesome! You should do voice overs for commercials and movie trailers! You should be on radio!" and it's a super awesome feeling! Then they follow it up with "Hey man, say 'It puts the lotion in the basket!'" which is the 239th time in my life I've had someone ask me that and it's becomes the worst thing ever! So yeah, you'll notice that. I also noticed the other day I make lots of hand gestures when I talk. I may have been a public speaker in a past life.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: World War Z, Ready Player One, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, The Rules of Attraction, American Psycho. I'm also in the process of planning to shoot a short film so I've been reading up on film festival strategy books.

Graphic Novels/Comic Books:
Fell, Saga, East of West, Peter Panzerfaust, Ten Grand, Locke & Key, Fatale, Chew, Happy!, Revival, Rat Queens, Transmetropolitan, Deadly Class, Sex Criminals, Petrograd, The Walking Dead, Letter 44, Y: The Last Man, Nowhere Men

And stuff. Comic books, to me, are like story boarded movie scripts and I lurve them. Considering nearly half of the big movies that come out these days are based on comic books and graphic novels, I can effectively deceive people into telling them it's "research"... but really they're just kind of awesome, and if you think that's nerdy or dorky then so be it.

MOVIES: I can give you my top 10...
1) L.A. Confidential
2) Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
3) The Usual Suspects
4) Dawn of the Dead (1978)
5) Wristcutters: A Love Story
6) Spaceballs
These next 4 kind of change often depending on how I "feel" maaan
7) Amelie
8) One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
9) Shaun of the Dead
10) Moon

Also, I intentionally leave out certain movies because they should be in everyone's Top 10, and to me it's cliché to list them so I'd prefer to let people know about other movies that you might not expect to see. These movies I refer to are ones like Back to the Future, Ghostbusters, The Big Lebowski, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption, etc. They are all amazing movies, but everyone knows about them so I don't want to bore people into letting them know I like the same movies as everyone else.

SHOWS: Game of Thrones, True Detective, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Key & Peele, House of Cards, 30 Rock, Parks & Recreation, The Walking Dead, Boardwalk Empire, Happy Endings, Top Gear (UK), True Blood, Comic Book Men, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Arrested Development, Firefly, The Newsroom, New Girl, and a ridiculous amount of others.

MUSIC: It evolves constantly. Used to be a huge metalhead when I was younger, now I listen to a lot of indie/electronic/alternative stuff. Pretty much anything except country music (as in schlock like Toby Keith). Music I'm currently listening to:

Run The Jewels, Purity Ring, Pearl & The Beard, Dan Mangan, CHVRCHES, Grimes, Kavinsky, Sleigh Bells, Weezer, Aesop Rock, Sage Francis, The Mountain Goats, Purity Ring, Tom Waits, Future Islands, Dark Dark Dark, Tally Hall, Phantogram, You Won't, Baby Baby, Margot & The Nuclear So and So's, The Cat Empire, Youth Lagoon, Faded Paper Figures, Passion Pit, Metric, Asobi Seksu, Sleeper Agent, Kiss Kiss, Bad Religion, Streetlight Manifesto, Teddybears, Avett Brothers, Muse, Shane Koyczan and the Short Story Long, Eels, Sigur Ros, Jonsi, Daft Punk, Gogol Bordello, Fiona Apple, Ingrid Michaelson, MGMT, Regina Spektor, James Blake, Gotan Project, Devotchka

Among others. Spotify is everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My sense of humor
2) My sense of direction
3) My sense of loyalty
4) My sense of honesty
5) My sense of sensibility
6) My sense of never wanting to ever wear a fedora, salmon colored pants, or pastel colored t-shirts.
7) My sense of rebellion
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things that were promised to us as a society back in the 80's and they haven't figured it out yet. Pretty much anything from Back to the Future 2, more or less.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Solving crimes
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Okay, you got me. I'm a robot.
You should message me if
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You like to laugh. You like to take in the arts. You've had some semblance of real world life experience so I can actually carry a conversation with you. You're a Servo-Bot Model No. XX1990. You understood that joke. You're a cool laid back girl who likes to do fun unique things.