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31 M Mobile, AL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:53pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Honesty and Loyalty. Those would be the two things I hold most dear in life. I am honest to a fault and I am loyal to my friends. It would be great to meet someone cut from that same cloth.

I'm also quite silly and like to joke around. Apologies in advance.

I'm a nice, laid back guy who doesn't send messages like "Sup" or "Hey" to girls on OKCupid.

My text messages consist of fully spelled out words. Yes, even the two and three letter words that people have found ways to convert into one letter/symbol words like "you" and "are" and "at". I know that sounds crazy and you're probably like "Who likes making two more keystrokes on their phone? This guy's a robot who doesn't exist." FALSE! I'm very real!

Wanna hear something else that's crazy? I actually read profiles to learn more about people on here!

WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!? Who is this guy? (Not a robot)
What I’m doing with my life
Let's keep it simple:

- I make movies
- I build websites
- I write movie reviews and have a movie review podcast
- I work on 3D/Visual Effects projects
- I sometimes make art

I've also been spending a lot of my spare time lately making my own garlic toast and hummus, so if you're into garlic toast and hummus... what's up?
I’m really good at
The things that I love to do. These include, but are not limited to:

- Any of the things I mentioned above
- Making people laugh
- Typso
- Listening and observing
- Giving a crap about things a normal person should give a crap about
- Not being concise
The first things people usually notice about me
Since I was 13 I've been cursed/blessed with a very deep voice. For the last 17 years people have been like "Hey man, your voice is awesome! You should do voice overs for commercials and movie trailers! You should be on radio!" and it's a super awesome feeling! Then they follow it up with "Hey man, say 'It puts the lotion in the basket!'" which is the 239th time in my life I've had someone ask me that and it's becomes the worst thing ever!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: World War Z, Ready Player One, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, The Rules of Attraction, American Psycho. I'm also in the process of planning to shoot a short film so I've been reading up on film festival strategy books.

I've very recently, as in the last month (as of this writing on 12/21/13), gotten heavily invested into graphic novels and comic books. I know that's a nerdy thing, but I like them because they are essentially story boarded movies with the scripts written in. Because I work in the film/tv market I'm always looking for cool ideas to draw inspiration from and I've found a lot of great stuff in the form of graphic novels and comic books. If that's too nerdy, that's fine, but that's why I'm into them. So far my favorites are Fell, Revival, Happy!, Saga, Peter Panzerfaust, Rat Queens, The Private Eye, East of West, and Petrograd.

MOVIES: I can give you my top 10...
1) L.A. Confidential
2) Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
3) The Usual Suspects
4) Dawn of the Dead (1978)
5) Wristcutters: A Love Story
6) Spaceballs
These next 4 kind of change often depending on how I "feel" maaan
7) Amelie
8) One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
9) Shaun of the Dead
10) Moon

Also, I intentionally leave out certain movies because they should be in everyone's Top 10, and to me it's cliché to list them so I'd prefer to let people know about other movies that you might not expect to see. These movies I refer to are ones like Back to the Future, Ghostbusters, The Big Lebowski, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption, etc. They are all amazing movies, but everyone knows about them so I don't want to bore people into letting them know I like the same movies as everyone else.

SHOWS: TRUE DETECTIVE, 30 Rock, Parks & Recreation, The Walking Dead, Boardwalk Empire, Happy Endings, Top Gear (UK), True Blood, Comic Book Men, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Arrested Development, Firefly, The Newsroom, New Girl, and a ridiculous amount of others. Recently started watching a lot of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Key & Peele, and House of Cards.

MUSIC: It evolves constantly. Used to be a huge metalhead when I was younger, now I listen to a lot of indie/electronic/alternative stuff. Pretty much anything except country music (as in schlock like Toby Keith). Music I'm currently listening to:

Pearl & The Beard, Dan Mangan, CHVRCHES, Kavinsky, Sleigh Bells, Weezer, Aesop Rock, Sage Francis, The Mountain Goats, Purity Ring, Tom Waits, Future Islands, Metric, Asobi Seksu, Sleeper Agent, Bad Religion, Streetlight Manifesto, Teddybears, Avett Brothers, Muse, The Weeknd, Shane Koyczan and the Short Story Long, Eels, Sigur Ros, Jonsi, Daft Punk, Gogol Bordello, Fiona Apple, Ingrid Michaelson, MGMT, Regina Spektor, James Blake, Gotan Project, Devotchka

Among others
The six things I could never do without
1) My sense of humor
2) My sense of direction
3) My sense of loyalty
4) My sense of honesty
5) My sense of sensibility
6) My sense of never wanting to ever wear a fedora, salmon colored pants, or pastel colored t-shirts.
7) My sense of rebellion
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things that were promised to us as a society back in the 80's and they haven't figured it out yet. Pretty much anything from Back to the Future 2, more or less.
On a typical Friday night I am

a) working
b) drinking
c) none of the above
d) all of the above
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Okay, you got me. I'm a robot.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like to laugh. You like to take in the arts. You've had some semblance of real world life experience so I can actually carry a conversation with you. You're a Servo-Bot Model No. XX1990. You understood that joke. You like garlic toast and hummus. You're a cool laid back girl who likes to do fun unique things (because I'm in Mobile and I've only got like 7 or 8 solid outside-the-box date ideas before I lay on the dinner and a movie shmooze).