My self-summary
Once Traumatised By The Easter Bunny, Now On A Vengeance Streak
To Annihilate All Cute & Fluffy Bunny's!!!
Somewhat cynical, somewhat naive, and somewhat a contradiction, I'm
here to... Well, what am I doing here anyway?!?
And yes, despite popular belief, I'm perfectly sane!... I do have
an opinion and I am able to have
intelligent
conversations and produce
deep, complex
thoughts... A profile like this just isn't the place to show of
these skills, since no one ever reads them... (If you do, I will
love you forever though!)
Jonas likes: thunderstorms, bubblewrap (noppekesplastiek!!),
icecream, penguins, the scent of old books, wandering, flea
markets, mistletoe, singing along without knowing the actual
lyrics, sexuality, dancing untill sunrise, onomatopoeia , observing
the strange behaviour of the wonderous human race, vegetables,
funny accents, public transport, affection, pacifism, love,
anxciety, live music, Peter Pan, Try Me buttons in a toy store,
sensitivity, being naive, mixtapes, baking cake, superheroes, the
dulcimer, theremin, ondes martinot and other obscure musical
instruments, vinyl records...
Jonas doesn't like: extreme arrogance, bunnies, christmas
decoration (except for mistletoe), coffee, alcohol, ignorance,
ignoring your inner child, losing board games, being to cool to
care, unkindness, meat, arguments, intolerance, kissing lips that
just smoked a cigarette, mosquitoes, extremism in all forms,
supervillains, migraines, spoilt surprises, waiting, bad/cheesy
pick up lines ...
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Zou er iemand dit ooit in het Nederlands lezen? In ieder geval...
Jonas, aangenaam!
What I'm doing with my life
...Trying to remain sane...
...Being really busy with random stuff...
...I work, and I'm taking evening classes to get into teaching...
Heavy!
...Waiting for spring, summer, fall, but trying to skip
winter...
...Dancing naked at the flowery noontide...
...Making my life needlessly complicated...
...Filling out online profiles...
...Procastrination...
I'm really good at
--Moaning along with
Je t'aime moi non
plus!, you should give it a try, it's very relieving!
--Not making any sense...
--Random Absurdness... (Random is a very important word when
dealing with me, though there is supposed to be a certain structure
in my chaos)
--I'm good at anything. I'm the greatest... really.
--I'm also supposed to be a great friend, though I'm not sure of
that since I've never been friends with myself. My Multiple
Personality disorder isn't that elaborate.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
My
greatness,
evidently...
And the fact I'm too hot to handle...really...
People often think I'm arrogant when they first meet me...I'm not,
I'm a little distant because I get insecure.
Oh, and a teacher in High School once exclaimed for the entire
class that I have the most intriguing eyes she ever saw and she
would write a poem about them. They're that special!
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books:
Comics the
European ones mostly, though I have taken up some Marvel again ...
(I don't care what intelectuals say, they are books too!) And The
Melancholy Death Of Oyster Boy and Other Stories by Tim Burton,
American Psycho, 1984, Brave New World, Le petit prince, Madame De
Bovary...
Most useful book ever:
How to Survive a
Robot Uprising
Films:
ZOMBIES,blood, gore ! I've been
rediscovering the old horror films recently, like Frankenstein,
Dracula, The Invisible Man, Creature of The Black Lagoon, The White
Zombie, the Phantom of the Opera... And since I'm a rather big film
geek, my list of movies is long. There are films like Pi, Requiem
for a dream, Battle Royale (1 & 2), ANY
Burton,
Kubrick,
Tarantino,
Araki movie (well, most of them
anyway...)8 Femmes, Lola rennt, Le fabuleux destin d'Am�lie
Poulain,
Freaks,
The fearless vampire
killers, The Edukators,
Me And You And
Everyone We Know, I *heart* Huckabees,Clean, Brick, Little Miss
Sunshine, Juno, Endless Summer, El Laberinto del Fauno, Querelle,
Le Temps Du Loup and Funny Games, Shortbus, Le temps qui reste, the
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Wizard of Oz and soo much
more...
(Secretly I enjoy the blockbustery movies that spawn from Hollywood
from time to time, though only in bitesize portions and I have
become quite smitten with Charlie and his angels...)
Music: I am NOT going to start putting every single singer/band
whose music I like, it would take too damn long... I feel strongly
about music and am kind of an elitist when it comes to music, but
hey... Let's just say I like
good,
mostly alternative, indie'ish music but I suck at labelling so
I'm not going to bother doing so... If you want to know more, just
ask, I'd be happy to oblige... Or you can check my Last.Fm profile
at
http://www.last.fm/user/Jompie/.
And when dealing with food you should remember these three words:
hot, vegetarian and chocolat...
The six things I could never do without
///Dailly fulfillment of
basic needs (food, air, sex,
liquids, affection and stuff...)///
Films, and lots of them///
Music, and lots of it!///
People, and lots of
them (Oh the clich�) ///
Anything else I'm
forgetting, and lots of it///
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Bouncing babies. No really... I think babies can bounce if you drop
them hard enough. You see, a baby's skeleton is mostly made of
cartilage, and cartilage bounces a bit when you slam it against the
ground... Sooooooo, in conclusion, it's only logical to say babies
would bounce, if thrown hard enough... Sadly though, nobody wants
to lend me their offspring have empirically based proof of this
theory...
Yeah, a lot of my thinking goes in that direction...
On a typical Friday night I am
Either training Miffy The Bunny Slayer, my personal
assassin/assistant or just good old hanging out with friends, going
to a pub, the cinema, to a gig or some other social gathering...
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
As a little kid...*whimper*... I actually liked bunnies...*the
shame...Oh the shame*
And something more profound perhaps... I look like a bearded lady,
but without boobs and perhaps more masculin... I guess that makes
me a bearded man, with long hair. Intense!
Oh and I'm not really all those ethnicities. It somehow got that
way,and I liked it, so it still says I'm the most multi-ethnical
person... EVER! I could be for real though!
You should message me if
You don't want the bunny to die! Honestly... If you don't message
me, I will kill it.
And if saving these cute, fluffy creatures of DOOM isn't a
motivation to do so, just do it anyway, you're worth it! Or I'm
worth it?! We're worth it perhaps? Damn this is getting
complicated!
Or if you can teach me to play the theremin.
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