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JonInPigLatin

37 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), LISP (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My latest theory about these profiles is that there's an optimum length--not too long, not too short--that allows the reader to skim over the text and pick up both an overall sense of adequate depth and a few distinguishing points of interest. Pardon me while I attempt to find that optimum.

I grew up in an unusual family--my mom was a Navy officer, my dad a student of Polish literature, and both of them PhDs--and I still have yet to find anyone I can relate to as well as I can them. They gave me an unusual name, and I have lived an unusual life, and developed a distaste for cliche and redundancy. Those of you who are also unusual can no doubt relate. I will leave the rest of you to your bros and your duckfaces.
What I’m doing with my life
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At the moment, working on an online party game for online party people. It's going to make Cards Against Humanity look like Cards *For* Humanity, or at least Cards Indifferent to and Generally Unimpressed by Humanity.

In general, writing software--since the age of 14, my most productive passion--hanging out with friends and gossiping about former companies, going out dancing or to live shows once in a while, endeavoring to keep modestly fit and eat reasonably healthily, consuming lots of visual entertainment, reading lots of online news and discussions, and generally trying to enjoy life without actually trying.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Programming, which, as you can imagine, brings all the girls to the yard. And they're like, "Why are you coding in the yard?" And I'm like, "This counts as an outdoor activity."

Also listening, seeing both sides of and the humor in every topic of discussion, and remembering the name of that one actor or director.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: My all-time favorite is Nabokov, for his cleverness and his cruelty. Selected others include Stanislaw Lem, Mary Roach, Lynda Barry, and Nikos Kazantzakis.

Movies: I recently saw a list of "50 Most Uncomfortable Movie Moments," and it had some of my favorite films in it. Movies by Todd Solondz, Harmony Korine, David Lynch, and Gaspar Noe, for example. Disturbing and scary movies aside, though, I think my favorite is still Kieslowski's "Three Colors" trilogy.

Shows: Apart from usual suspects like Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul, I'm a big fan of the dark Nordic crime dramas (and their English adaptations, like The Killing). I just watched the first season of The Bridge (Bron/Broen).

Music: My tastes are all over the map, but they include some goth/industrial (like Sisters of Mercy and KMFDM), some alt-country/roots rock (Uncle Tupelo, Steve Earle), sub-mainstream hip-hop (Wu Tang Clan, Mos Def), 80s pop and post-punk (Joy Division, New Order, The Smiths), and various types of electronic music (Basement Jaxx, Daft Punk).

Food: I've never met a cuisine I didn't like. I'm not what you'd call a picky eater, though I never quite got the hang of eggplant.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, Internet, note paper, reflection, music, laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The inevitable robopocalypse, and what I can do to hasten it along and/or enter the good graces of our future digital overlords. I'm not one of those people who think the Singularity will solve all of humanity's problems--after all, we evolved from lesser primates, and what problems have we solved for chimps?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out with friends, drinking, or in with imaginary friends, thinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm always secretly disappointed when a TV show or movie is set in "America," but filmed in Vancouver--because, like, why can't they film it in the real world?
You should message me if
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You want to meet for a casual, expectation-free drink, and you think you'd be interested in eventually collaborating on some activities.