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27 Redmond, WA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently), Japanese (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hi there. Name's Jon. Thanks for clicking.

Been in the Seattle area for about a year and a half. Lots of stuff, both exceptionally wonderful and wonderfully exceptional (not in a good way) happened. Makes me wonder what'll happen in the next few days. Always glad to make new friends and take it from there.

I need a beach to take a long walk on. Also was (am) a fat kid, and never lost the love of great food.

The journey has been long (insert interpretive dance). I was raised deep in the Midwest, where the land is sold in acres and the horses, cows, and chickens outnumber people.

Went to California for university, gradumacated, worked in Japan for a few years, and then the wind blew me to Seattle.
What I’m doing with my life
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In life? Trying to find a purpose, or rather, trying to determine if there actually is one. Attempting to find stability and balance, and for one reason or another, both have eluded me. Goddamn unicorns.

Also considering grad school, so that's been weighing on my mind as well.
I’m really good at
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Eating. You can take a boy out of the farm, but not the farm out of the boy. I have the amount I normally eat, and then the amount I eat when I'm at a buffet. Captain, we need to expand the stomach linings!

Finding pleasure in the mundane. Like how highlighting stuff on OkCupid turns everything pink. It's the little things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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It's not my eyes. They're kinda a dark brown/black so it all blends together and looks like a pool of tar. They have been lasik'd, but no one notices that except for me.

It's not my height. I get it; you're all really tall here.

It's not my shyness that turns into gregarious sociability once I get to know you (I would be worried if this wasn't true for most people).

It's not my smile. Re: profile pic.

I'm not an INTJ, though apparently 90% of Seattle is, in which case an online dating site makes sense for all y'all.

I don't change my clothes with the seasons; the seasons change to fit what I'm wearing.

I love sour foods, so when life gives me lemons, that's a good thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Aliens, Resident Evil (just the first one), Amadeus, Zoolander, Bridget Jones's Diary, Iron Sky... I watch basically everything.

Music: Mozart, Beethoven, Lady Gaga, Mika, Capital Cities, musicals, whatever is playing on the radio. I like a good beat. Come and get this va va voom voom!

Books: David Sedaris, Eric Nylund, Ursula K. Le Guin, Sci-fi, Fantasy, Classical Japanese texts

I also just wrote a book, so if you're a literary agent looking for a 110k word sci-fi novel, hit me up. Right now it's on Amazon, so give it a gander if you're interested. More than happy to give you a free copy if you message me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books/kindle, video games, weight rack, piano, fresh water supply, PC/the intarwebs

Throw in some self-doubt and a smattering of OCD and we're all good!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What it would be like to play Mozart's piano concerto No. 10 with Mitsuko Uchida.

What it would be like to have a normal schedule and sleep when everyone else does.

The phrase, "I got all the arils out of this pomegranate for you," is a sign of true love.

I just stayed up till 4AM yesterday looking at Groupons for liposuction. I believe that says something about my life, but I don't know what.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Perhaps writing, locked away in my tower of words.

Perhaps out on the town, seeing what new places there are to try.

Perhaps at home, my hands sweaty from trying to beat a tough game.

Perhaps at the gym, working off all that I ate earlier.

Perhaps with...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love to dance naked when I'm alone. And I don't know how to dance. I also dance in the gym while lifting, but not naked.

I'm not a grammar nazi, but I do appreciate people who put effort into the English language.

I have an extremely childish sense of humor. If you think Glitteris is one of the best band/child names, we'll get along.

I'm that one shirtless runner that does a loop around the Kirkland/Redmond area. If you see me, say hi! If I'm listening to the Charlie's Angels theme while running, I will have my hands clasped together making a gun, pretending I'm Cameron Diaz chasing a bad guy.
You should message me if
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The fact that you got to the bottom means that hopefully I've kept your interest and possibly piqued it a bit. Now all you need to do is move the mouse down a few pixels and click on that Message button and see what comes of it. I think there's also that bar that scrolls down with my profile that you can type in. Marvelous technology!

I make an effort to respond to all messages, but please include in your message something that caught your interest in this long profile.

Also if you want a free copy of my book.

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