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-Nomad87-

28 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:30pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi there. Name's Jon. Thanks for clicking.

Just got to LA to start a PhD program. It'd be great to make new friends and see the sights!

I need a beach to take a long walk on. Also was (am) a fat kid, and never lost the love of great food.

The journey has been long (insert interpretive dance). I was raised deep in the Midwest, where the land is sold in acres and the horses, cows, and chickens outnumber people.

Went to California for university, gradumacated, worked in Japan for a few years, then Seattle, and now I'm here.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In life? Trying to find a purpose, or rather, trying to determine if there actually is one. Attempting to find stability and balance, and for one reason or another, both have eluded me. Goddamn unicorns.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating. You can take a boy out of the farm, but not the farm out of the boy. I have the amount I normally eat, and then the amount I eat when I'm at a buffet. Captain, we need to expand the stomach linings!

Finding pleasure in the mundane. Like how highlighting stuff on OkCupid turns everything blue. It's the little things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's not my eyes. They're kinda a dark brown/black so it all blends together and looks like a pool of tar. They have been lasik'd, but no one notices that except for me.

It's not my height.

It's not my shyness that turns into gregarious sociability once I get to know you (I would be worried if this wasn't true for most people).

It's not my smile. Re: profile pic.

I don't change my clothes with the seasons; the seasons change to fit what I'm wearing.

I love sour foods, so when life gives me lemons, that's a good thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Aliens, Resident Evil (just the first one), Amadeus, Zoolander, Bridget Jones's Diary, Iron Sky... I watch basically everything.

Music: Mozart, Beethoven, Lady Gaga, Mika, Capital Cities, musicals, whatever is playing on the radio. I like a good beat. Come and get this va va voom voom!

Books: David Sedaris, Eric Nylund, Ursula K. Le Guin, Sci-fi, Fantasy, Classical Japanese texts

I also just wrote a book, so if you're a literary agent looking for a 110k word sci-fi novel, hit me up. Right now it's on Amazon, so give it a gander if you're interested. More than happy to give you a free copy if you message me.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00N34SMV4
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books/kindle, video games, weight rack, piano, fresh water supply, PC/the intarwebs

Throw in some self-doubt and a smattering of OCD and we're all good!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What it would be like to play Mozart's piano concerto No. 10 with Mitsuko Uchida.

What it would be like to have a normal schedule and sleep when everyone else does.

The phrase, "I got all the arils out of this pomegranate for you," is a sign of true love.

I just stayed up till 4AM yesterday looking at Groupons for liposuction. I believe that says something about my life, but I don't know what.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Perhaps writing, locked away in my tower of words.

Perhaps out on the town, seeing what new places there are to try.

Perhaps at home, my hands sweaty from trying to beat a tough game.

Perhaps at the gym, working off all that I ate earlier.

Perhaps with...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love to dance naked when I'm alone. And I don't know how to dance. I also dance in the gym while lifting, but not naked.

I'm not a grammar nazi, but I do appreciate people who put effort into the English language.

I have an extremely childish sense of humor. If you think Glitteris is one of the best band/child names, we'll get along.

If I'm listening to the Charlie's Angels theme while running, I will have my hands clasped together making a gun, pretending I'm Cameron Diaz chasing a bad guy.

I love the film Batman & Robin. Nobody does drag like Uma Thurman.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
The fact that you got to the bottom means that hopefully I've kept your interest and possibly piqued it a bit. Now all you need to do is move the mouse down a few pixels and click on that Message button and see what comes of it. I think there's also that bar that scrolls down with my profile that you can type in. Marvelous technology!

I make an effort to respond to all messages, but please include in your message something that caught your interest in this long profile.

Also if you want a free copy of my book.