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JonOfAllTrades6

42 Salt Lake City, UT Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You can probably tell from my pictures that I'm in a gang. Granted, it's a white-collar gang, but nevertheless, it's a gang. I'm pretty tall, kind of dark, and moderately handsome. Close enough. I have a pretty strong sense of humor and it's something that is important to me. I am a lot of fun and have charm for miles. Clearly, I'm also humble. I have the best job in the world, which makes a lot of the other things in life pretty easy and enjoyable.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm donating it to science. I'm fairly certain that they aren't going to be able to salvage much, but I did check the box on my driver's license.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading the braille next to the numbered buttons on elevators
Using a taser as a defibrillator when someone goes into cardiac arrest
Rollerblading w/cutoffs and a fanny pack listening to a Sony Walkman
Convincing children my windowless van is filled with candy and wishes
Euthanasia
Applying Humira to people's moderate to severe plaque psoriasis
Running Carnival Cruise ships into Mediterranean islands
Being super patient while we all wait for the second coming of Jesus
Orgasms
Taxidermy
Guessing how Tyler Perry movies are going to end
Shoplifting
Assisting with the exit row on a plane in case of an emergency
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm stealing the change out of their car ashtray. After they start chasing me, they notice that I'm incredibly fast for a man of my size. Then they notice that I am very generous when they see me stop to give a homeless person all the change I just stole from their ashtray. Modern Robin Hood.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If you don't love Arrested Development, we won't get along because I won't respect you. Aside from that, I enjoy anything that doesn't suck, and even a few things that probably do suck a little.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Shake Weight
My gladiator costume
Steroids
My collection of banana hammocks
My quilting table
Lube

*This list is subject to almost a constant change
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways to get away with murder. I would never murder anyone, and I don't even wish death on anyone. I just think about what it would take to get away with it in various scenarios. Seems like it wouldn't be that hard if you didn't have a motive. Don't you think? See, now you're thinking about it too. Now we have something to chat about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At one of the local high school football games staring at the cheerleaders. It's not what you think. I'm not a pervert. I'm just visualizing murdering them. Get your mind out of the gutter.