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33 M Westminster, CO

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Not at all
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Since I'm well past junior high I never thought I'd say this again, but Weird Al just made me laugh. Youtube: Weird Al Word Crimes.

I trained my husky-mix rescue with "gee" and "haw" and "whoa". He's not a sled dog, but it's really helpful being able to tell him which way to go when we're out walking.

I'm currently alternating between The Walking Dead and stand up comedians. Horror and Humor. They go well together, somehow. I don't own a tv.

I want to do extended cycling tours with my kids. Take a few weeks or a few months and ride to another state or another country. See the world on the slow route, meet interesting people as we go, teach them things they'd never learn in school, hope we don't get run over.

Maybe I should eventually switch careers and be a teacher. I've been told I'd be good at it and I think I'd enjoy it.

I have the very last strip of Calvin and Hobbes hanging above my desk. It's a reminder, and an inspiration.

I want OKC to have actual bulleted lists. I love bullet lists, matrices, data organized in to useful information.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm busy as hell and loving it. I work during the day, spend time with my kids in the evenings and weekends, and am trying to find a way to squeeze in some personal time for friends and dates.
I’m really good at
Learning, doing, teaching.

Striking off in a random direction with intensity and purpose and no destination. Follow me if you dare.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Quotes from things I've enjoyed putting in my head:
"Good news, everyone!"
"I'm the paterfamilias!"
"Don't panic"
"That rug really tied the room together, dude."
"No, no, no! Do not wind her up, that is a big gun and she is baby crazy. "
"That word... I do not think it means what you think it means"
"Quoth the raven, nevermore"
"Words, words, words!"
"We're on a mission from God!"
"He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt"
"Those who have not swords may still die upon them"
"I will be highly disappointed if you barf anywhere but in that can"

Things I like to put in my face: cookies, cuisines from around the world, pineapple orange juice mixed with lime seltzer water, less meat than what I grew up on, cheese.
The six things I could never do without
bbrrraaaaAAAAAIIIIIINNSSS!! Six of them?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...future travels. I'm only traveling to see family and for work when necessary at the moment, but at some point I will resume adventure/exploratory trips.

...are rap songs secretly funded by big corporations? The way they hype up very specific cars, shoes, etc, makes me suspicious.

....that CAPTCHAs were invented to prevent programs from signing up for websites, but now there are programs to automatically defeat CAPTCHAs. So, essentially, the robots are now talking to each other without human interaction. Please stand by for the cyborg revolution.

....maybe OKC, LinkedIn, and FaceBook should all merge in to one site. Then, you could talk to your friends, find a job and a date all in one place. How creepy cool would that be?
On a typical Friday night I am
...stockpiling chapstick so that when civilization collapses I will have tons of it for barter. It's listed on nearly every profile as something people can't live without so I think it will become the de facto currency in the post-apocalyptic wasteland.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–52
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If I were to say "let's go on a 3 week bike tour" and your response is "f*** it, quit your job, sell everything, and we'll ride until the money runs out"