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JonSand

37 M Pomona, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am a pretty straight forward person, who is honest to a fault at times. I'm the reliable friend that gets called when my friends need an extra hand. An online test categorized me as a German Shepard, which describes my personality well, loyal and punctual.

I would describe myself as an optimistic pessimist.

Anyway, I am a certified diver. I like being under the sea and watching the hot crustacean bands. It is hotter under the water, under the sea. I run a lot. I enjoy running, but only after mile two....

I am apropos, pliant, and garbled and own a thesaurus.
What I’m doing with my life
Designing combustible lemons, because when life gives you lemons, make life take those lemons back with a vengeance!
I’m really good at
I'm not good at speling. I am good at math and making lousy first impressions.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably, how I am dressed. I don't do the suit and tie thing a lot, usually a hoodie and t-shirt. I think a lot of people think I am some kind criminal or something based on their general reactions and the fact that I can walk through really "bad" neighborhoods and not get bothered.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(a) I like to burn books. Especially the subversive ones, they burn the best. It gives me a warm tingling feeling inside, like George Washington must have felt when he chopped down the cherry tree. Because, you know, that tree was probably a communist or something that our founding fathers had to chop down to stop big government per the constitution and the second amendment and the MLA guide and the bill of rights and the magna carta and the Torah. (b) I don't like to burn movies, they produce toxic fumes. (c) I don't know how you would burn a show. I have never tried. (d) CDs also produce toxic fumes when burned. (e) Food doesn't burn as good as books and isn't as subversive, except for borscht that is one of those socialist foods destroying America. However, it is soup so it doesn't burn. You may have guessed that I don't like to share what my favorite things are online as that is the basis of too many password reset questions.
The six things I could never do without
Atomic energy and drinks with 100% refreshing radium. Atomic energy is the wave of the future and gives you that pep needed to complete a full working day and a healthy glow. Wait that's only two things. Well I guess that's all I need, maybe a cool slogan would be nice. I really don't need that though, that's more of a "want". Mmmmyep

Archie McPhee's Instant Underpants.

Honestly, you could always do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think about how I am only an 89% match for myself and have only an 82% chance of being my friend. What if I was my own enemy? Am I deliberately sabotaging myself? Is this why opposites attract? How did that quote get attributed to relationships instead of magnets? Magnets how the f*** do they work? Wait, I know how magnets work (magnetic flux), but can I explain how electric flux works. I mean there are Maxwell's equations, but they explain the phenomena without delving into the inner workings. Perhaps, Quantum physics explains it, with the elementary particles. Maybe I should study more physics, what book should I start with. How can I correct that last sentence so it doesn't end with a preposition? Why is that important? If the hypothesis of quantum immortality is correct, how do you choose what timeline you in which you exist? Why would I choose this particular universe? Furthermore, if our consciousness can only comprehend one universe out of many, what are the rest of me doing? What are the rest of you doing? Think about it, one consciousness out of infinite universes, then the actual number of self aware people in any universe may be very small and the rest are like NPCs? Why is it that closed minded people always use the argument, "Well you have to be open minded about things."? Why couldn't the elite Soldiers of GI Joe hit anything and from where did all those Cobra troopers come? Does Cobra have a recruiting station? Since all Cobra troopers speak English, then it must be some English speaking country? Are all Cobra troopers Australian? Is the main barrier to time travel not the actual process of going back in time, but locating the earth at that moment of time? Are there a bunch of pioneering time travelers out in the middle of space because they miscalculated the location of the earth in the year 2013? How long are you going to read this? When is George Martin going to release the next book of A Song of Ice and Fire? Is there a reason why ice is first and not fire? People usually go fire and ice not the other way around. What am I going to eat tonight? Why doesn't Alexandria have any good breakfast places along Hwy 1? If life had a fast forward button would you use it? The caveat would be there is no rewind button, so you would speed through a portion of your life without the opportunity to get it back. Why don't people in VA use their turn signals? Who are my neighbors and why have I never run into them, do they think the same thing about me? How many of this sites profiles are real people and how many are just fake profiles setup to entice people? Why is it that stealing is worse than lying to someone to get them to buy a product? Isn't it essentially the same thing? How many lines is OKcupid going to give me to continue writing? Could you make a functioning portal gun by shooting high energy particles at materials with micro quantum wormholes to enlarge the openings to an extent that he holes would grow to a useful size? Would an application for this be to cut your own hair? If in say one thousand years usernames were still in use and sites didn't purge dormant users, how crazy will usernames become? If a tree falls on someone in the woods, does it make a sound after killing said person? Why do fools fall in love? Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Wouldn't that get really annoying? If you died in space, your body would get mummified is there a possibility that you would end up as a falling star to some distant kid on some distant planet? Is it a bit disturbing that the kid would make a wish on your body that is burning up due to re-entry? It seems counter intuitive but people who live in hotter climates often consume spicier food for a reason. Why do our bodies react to pollen so violently, haven't years of evolution solved this? What other things can I add on here? What would it be like to live as a shark underwater? What kind of strange and unusual sea life would I see at extreme depths, and would they be tasty? Why is there a trend toward gigantism as you increase your depth in the ocean? Is that the correct way to say go deeper in the water? Why are sea otters abusing baby seals? In the Lord of the Rings, is it just me or does the one ring seem kind of weak? It gives you invisibility, but not from the scariest things on Earth, what kind of power is that? If the one ring was like the Greatest American Hero suit it would be much better. Why does Batman have ABS on his suit, is he that vain? Why doesn't anyone notice that Clark Kent is just Superman with glasses? Also, does Superman get sick or get anyone sick? Wouldn't he have introduced strange Superman viruses to the Earth, was AIDS really from Superman? Anyone else find Flo from the progressive commercials strangely attractive? Why do people find it immature to watch cartoons, but not immature to rack up thousands in credit card debt? Why does everyone rock climb on this site. Are physicist really depressing people, because they have kicked it up a notch by not just trying to determine how the world ends, but how all existence will end? Speaking of which, why does tylenol make us feel better about everything ending? How did someone already take the name RocketLawnChair? How awesome is that name? What is wrong with drivers here in VA? Why do they need to go half way in my lane to make a turn? Why do some many people who talk about hating political correctness seem to be saying I just don't want to be polite? What's wrong with politeness? Why do they think that it is their god given right to call people derogatory and hateful terms? Na na na na na na na na BATMAN, batman. Why did batgirl have this shiny purple suit in the 60s tv series? What practical purpose did it serve and did she really want to fight crime in such a glittery outfit? Why do video game characters have no problem eating food that has been lying on the street, found in a garbage can, or been sealed in a chest for years? Who started that trend, have they never heard of e-coli? Wow this is getting pretty long and there seems to be no end yet? If I said I was a nice guy on this site, am I opening myself up to more torment than I deserve? Should I just say that I am an a-hole to avoid the nice guy of OKcupid? How bad of a blow to the ego is it when the guys who bombed the marathon get more responses than I do? The history of food, this is a real fascinating topic. Think about all the recipes that came about to preserve food and reuse scraps, leftovers or just make food stretch further. Cheese is a great example, cheese is curdled (spoiled milk) and it lasts longer than milk. Is cromulant a word? If not it should be a word. Why do stupid words like normalcy and specificity become words and not cromulant? Did Tywinn Lannister setup Rob Stark with his bride which in turn led to the Red Wedding? This makes more sense if you read the books. Why does OkCupid keep changing my search criteria, no OkCupid I don't want to see married people, I would like to see only singles. Hodor? Hodor, Hodor? What if Hodor is the key to the entire web of lies and deceit in Game of Thrones? What does Sailor Boy Pilot Bread taste like? Why am I so close to the actual Sailor Boy factory and I can't buy a single box? Adventure Time come on grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands with Jake the Dog and Finn the Human. The fun will never end, it's Adventure Time. Did you know Hodor is a famous DJ in Ireland, why hasn't he done the Hodor remix? Why so serious? I need to take better photos of myself, but I keep forgetting or I get a bad hair cut and I always want action shots, but don't want to break my camera, I also get really wasted and forget about taking a picture and I don't want to look like a bro taking a selfie and this is a run on sentence because I felt like writing a run on sentence and and is a filler word. How awesome would it be to work for Pixar? Why is fried chicken a racial thing, it shouldn't be, who doesn't like fried chicken? I'm really in the mood for some fried chicken right now, why doesn't Popeye's sell their barbecue sauce separately? Would the movie Hellraiser have turned out differently if the humans were armed with hammers? Is it wrong to think that the shark was the hero in Jaws? Read an article that compared people over 25 that have not married to leftovers, am I a leftover? How many people actually get this far down on my profile? This is probably bad for getting dates on this site, but it's me, so bleh. Dogs recognize the human pointing gesture from birth. Try it out point at something and your dog will look at your finger and look at the area at which your finger is pointing. A cat or other animal will not do this. This is because a dog's evolutionary path has paralleled human evolution. Which is to say, I think a lot about how humans and dogs have evolved side by side.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wondering what to eat, actually that is most nights, i like to eat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really don't like rating people, but at the same time I want to complete my profile for the sake of completing things. You know what I mean, it feels wrong not completing something.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you have the opposable thumbs and the technical savvy to accomplish said task. You would like to show the new guy around. You want to talk about Game of Thrones because it is awesome.

Also, if you like playing board games and would be interested in board game nights (Last Night on Earth, Stone Age, Settlers of Cataan, Arkham Horror, really any games).

Heck, you got this far on my attempt to build OKcupid's longest profile, why not read more of my babbling.