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Jon_Hause

25 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm originally from just outside Minneapolis, went to Madison for undergrad, and am now living in New York being young and stupid and seeing what I can make for myself out here. Here's to livin' the dream.

I'm a HUGE fan of coffee, whiskey, cheese curds, and Batman.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making my best attempt at the impossible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hanging shit on walls, opening wine bottles, putting my foot in my mouth, making stupid jokes, not saying anything at all for short periods of time.

And eating bacon. I'm a goddamn professional.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Dayum this muthafucka got some BLUE ASS EYES!"
-Cashier at Wendy's
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shit, here we go. As far as books, movies, and tv go, I like cerebral stuff. Stuff that makes you think. Documentaries. Philosophy books. Or the kind of movies that are embarrassingly stupid ala Leslie Nielsen. Remember the movie Mafia?

For music, that's more of a crapshoot. People say they like "all kinds of music" but usually omit an entire genre after the fact, like country, or death metal. For me, I like ALL KINDS of music. I have a playlist on my ipod that's all dubstep and classical music because I think there's a through line somewhere in there and I'm trying to prove that to myself. Same with folk music and hip hop. Right?

Food...I work at a restaurant in TriBeCa and I'm supposed to pretend I have a palate for fancy wines and foodstuffs...but pizza rolls are still fucking incredible.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family
Top the Tater
Kona Coffee
My ukulele, Nancy
Adventures
Thinking farts are funny
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Neuroscience. Philosophy. Mortality. Where that smell is coming from. What the people outside my apartment are yelling about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In all honesty? Drunk. Or wishing I were drunk.

I love the nights that start out as one casual beer and slowly turn into multiple pitchers, an unplanned gathering of friends, and amazing stories. Those nights usually happen during the week, though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've developed a tiny gap between my two front teeth that I used to hate until I was told it gave me a friendly, good-hearted look. So I'm okay with it now. Plus I'm learning to shoot water through it.
You should message me if
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you think my tractor is sexy.

Or if you're in the neighborhood and you wanna smoke a bit, grab some coffee and walk around Prospect Park on a random weekday afternoon.