I'm originally from just outside Minneapolis, went to Madison for
undergrad, and am now living in New York being young and stupid and
seeing what I can make for myself out here. Here's to livin' the
I'm a HUGE fan of coffee, whiskey, cheese curds, and Batman.
What I’m doing with my life
Making my best attempt at the impossible.
I’m really good at
Hanging shit on walls, opening wine bottles, putting my foot in my
mouth, making stupid jokes, not saying anything at all for short
periods of time.
And eating bacon. I'm a goddamn professional.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Dayum this muthafucka got some BLUE ASS EYES!"
-Cashier at Wendy's
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shit, here we go. As far as books, movies, and tv go, I like
cerebral stuff. Stuff that makes you think. Documentaries.
Philosophy books. Or the kind of movies that are embarrassingly
stupid ala Leslie Nielsen. Remember the movie Mafia?
For music, that's more of a crapshoot. People say they like "all
kinds of music" but usually omit an entire genre after the fact,
like country, or death metal. For me, I like ALL KINDS of music. I
have a playlist on my ipod that's all dubstep and classical music
because I think there's a through line somewhere in there and I'm
trying to prove that to myself. Same with folk music and hip hop.
Food...I work at a restaurant in TriBeCa and I'm supposed to
pretend I have a palate for fancy wines and foodstuffs...but pizza
rolls are still fucking incredible.
The six things I could never do without
Top the Tater
My ukulele, Nancy
Thinking farts are funny
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Neuroscience. Philosophy. Mortality. Where that smell is coming
from. What the people outside my apartment are yelling about.
On a typical Friday night I am
In all honesty? Drunk. Or wishing I were drunk.
I love the nights that start out as one casual beer and slowly turn
into multiple pitchers, an unplanned gathering of friends, and
amazing stories. Those nights usually happen during the week,
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've developed a tiny gap between my two front teeth that I used to
hate until I was told it gave me a friendly, good-hearted look. So
I'm okay with it now. Plus I'm learning to shoot water through it.
You should message me if
you think my tractor is sexy.
Or if you're in the neighborhood and you wanna smoke a bit, grab
some coffee and walk around Prospect Park on a random weekday