I don't have any pets. I've always preferred cats over dogs. No hard feelings, dogs.
What am I looking for on here? Same thing everyone is - someone whose company I enjoy. These sites ask you for your relationship "needs" and I say a relationship either happens or it doesn't, depends on the person. What I do look for is someone fun, doesn't take themselves too seriously, common interests are a plus, and other generic things! Again, just depends on the person.
I'm not a "grammar nazi" but I'll notice if something is spelled incorrectly, etc. I won't say anything, you know, because I'm a polite gentleman. I will make judgey faces when you aren't looking, though. Okay, I'm kidding.
I really enjoy my full time job, living the glamorous life of an admin clerk that is part of a team that directly supports a board of trustees. By night I'm a male model/vigilante. Ok, I'm kidding about some of that. When I'm not doing that I'm either allowing Netflix to consume my life or in the gym. To get that Herculean physique... (really I just wanted to use the word "Herculean") I also enjoy doing stand up comedy when I can. I've done a handful of shows and it's been really fun so far.
I would like to go to a variety of different live music shows; I still love metal but I'm too old to be in a pit and need to add variety! Not that I was ever really a pit guy... But still! Really I'm looking to explore all of what Dallas has to offer and maybe you, yes you, can be my tour guide!
I am going to be taking classes in business management next semester. I didn't think I'd like online classes, but, I think may prefer it. I am not too cool for school, just the online thing is easier for me (obviously!).
A few more things about myself is that I still love going to see movies and the theater experience despite my pet peeve of people talking through movies - how am I supposed to hear the person I'm talking to on the phone when you're chatting away during the movie? I don't really share a lot of typical guy tropes: I'll go shopping with you, I'll watch a chick flick with you (just don't talk through it!), will carry your purse, and will hold your hair up over the toilet after a night of hard drinking. Who says chivalry is dead?
Thank you for taking the time to read this and, as I do when I read orher profiles, understanding that it is difficult to write about yourself and though I look forward to messaging with you, you only really get to know a person by actually meeting them. Sorry, cyberstalkers. Okay, I'll take maybe a couple of trolling cyberstalkers!
I am looking for someone crazysexycool. Not in that order. And not actually crazy. The kind of crazy Seal says we all should be at times, if we're to survive.
My ideal first date would be something like getting a coffee or meeting for a drink. Or parachuting down to a burning building to rescue orphans. You know, something simple.