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Jon_In_DFW

32 M Dallas, TX

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Administration
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
NEWER UPDATE: I kept the beard. So, that's that.

I like clichés. Ones like communication and honesty. I like them because they work.

I think everyone's status should be wants a relationship because we all do just like we all want to win the lotto but you have better odds at a relationship if you're willing to meet new people and the timing is right.

UPDATE: I want 2014 to be the year Montell Jordan's "This Is How We Do It" isn't constantly stuck in my head.

...Too late.

A female friend told me all I have to put here is that I have no kids and a stable job. We'll see, I guess!

I am originally from Waco, been in Dallas for a year. I enjoy long walks on the beach... Actually, no, I don't because walks that long just means you're lost!

I don't have any pets. I've always preferred cats over dogs. No hard feelings, dogs.

What am I looking for on here? Same thing everyone is - someone whose company I enjoy. These sites ask you for your relationship "needs" and I say a relationship either happens or it doesn't, depends on the person. What I do look for is someone fun, doesn't take themselves too seriously, common interests are a plus, and other generic things! Again, just depends on the person.

I'm not a "grammar nazi" but I'll notice if something is spelled incorrectly, etc. I won't say anything, you know, because I'm a polite gentleman. I will make judgey faces when you aren't looking, though. Okay, I'm kidding.

I really enjoy my full time job, living the glamorous life of an admin clerk that is part of a team that directly supports a board of trustees. By night I'm a male model/vigilante. Ok, I'm kidding about some of that. When I'm not doing that I'm either allowing Netflix to consume my life or in the gym. To get that Herculean physique... (really I just wanted to use the word "Herculean") I also enjoy doing stand up comedy when I can. I've done a handful of shows and it's been really fun so far.

I would like to go to a variety of different live music shows; I still love metal but I'm too old to be in a pit and need to add variety! Not that I was ever really a pit guy... But still! Really I'm looking to explore all of what Dallas has to offer and maybe you, yes you, can be my tour guide!

I am going to be taking classes in business management next semester. I didn't think I'd like online classes, but, I think may prefer it. I am not too cool for school, just the online thing is easier for me (obviously!).

A few more things about myself is that I still love going to see movies and the theater experience despite my pet peeve of people talking through movies - how am I supposed to hear the person I'm talking to on the phone when you're chatting away during the movie? I don't really share a lot of typical guy tropes: I'll go shopping with you, I'll watch a chick flick with you (just don't talk through it!), will carry your purse, and will hold your hair up over the toilet after a night of hard drinking. Who says chivalry is dead?

Thank you for taking the time to read this and, as I do when I read orher profiles, understanding that it is difficult to write about yourself and though I look forward to messaging with you, you only really get to know a person by actually meeting them. Sorry, cyberstalkers. Okay, I'll take maybe a couple of trolling cyberstalkers!

I am looking for someone crazysexycool. Not in that order. And not actually crazy. The kind of crazy Seal says we all should be at times, if we're to survive.

My ideal first date would be something like getting a coffee or meeting for a drink. Or parachuting down to a burning building to rescue orphans. You know, something simple.
What I’m doing with my life
Editing my profile. Now, that I'm done with that, I'll have to think about it...
I’m really good at
...not making dating site profiles apparently!
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that I look like someone famous but they can't place just who. (usually Zachary Quinto. Yes, the gay dude from American Horror Story. Well, there are worse people to look like!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Some of my favorite bands are We Are Scientists, Lamb of God, Megadeth, Look Mexico, Powerman 5000, Silversun Pickups, Tegan & Sara, Trivium, Taking Back Sunday, Paramore, Bleeding Through, Kiss and... too many to list. Favorite shows are Futurama, Smallville, Lost, Community, DS9, BSG, Arrested Development, Supernatural, Parks & Rec, Psych... again, too many.
The six things I could never do without
Air, food, water, regular sleep schedule, clothing, and the band Kiss.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...what I'm supposed to put here.
On a typical Friday night I am
It varies. Sometimes out, sometimes staying in depending on what plans I have. What do you want to do?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I'm a handsome playboy. And that I sometimes exaggerate the truth.
Also that I turn up the car radio to avoid having to hear myself sing along. Becoming a back-up singer is not in the cards for me but I've learned to accept it!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
...there is anything you want to know. Except about all the embarrassing stuff.