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Jon_ofalltrades

23 Philadelphia, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Arabic (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Born in Canada, raised in Germany, but by now Philly is my home, and I love it. Recent Penn graduate. Aspiring doctor.

My historical dinner party (more informative than Myers-Briggs) would be Leonardo da Vinci, Catherine the Great, Ben Franklin, and Alcibiades (Google him). Christopher Hitchens can come by for drinks after, but if he talks about Iraq he's getting nothing but Bud Light.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I'm working as a research assistant at Penn med school, and am getting ready to go back to school for the MD. I keep myself in shape to to destress myself. Took up yoga recently, and I'm loving it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've been told that my memory is spookily good, and I'm a pretty good problem solver. Hopefully these will serve me well in med school.

Also, since I've gotten into yoga I can balance on one leg while leaning forward like a badass.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My resemblance to a certain famous soccer player. I haven't gotten VIP treatment out of it yet. Except for the time I got mobbed in a restaurant in Jordan by fans trying to get photos with me. Yes, this really happened.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Eclectic tastes, but I lean towards historical fiction. "Flashman" is a masterpiece, if you can handle a borderline-sociopath protagonist. Almost anything by John Le Carré is also good.

Movies: Gravity, Lincoln, Munich, Interstellar, The Hangover, Inception, Lord of the Rings, Gladiator, Das Boot, Run Lola Run, Spaghetti westerns in general.

Music: A bit of everything, from classical (Chopin was a genius) to Swedish metal to techno to reggae.

Shows: Breaking Bad, House of Cards, Game of Thrones, Jeeves and Wooster, Monty Python, The Borgias

Food: I'll try anything at least once, but I'll pass if it involves soggy red peppers or prosciutto.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dogs, my passport, my laptop, beer (snob, guilty), civilization, my freedom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Okay, my inner slacker is out to get me. What's that little bastard gonna try today, and how do I beat him?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a good night, with some close friends. Or catching up on sleep, depending on what kind of week I've had.
You should message me if
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You feel so inclined.
Or if you think you know which soccer player I was talking about.
Perché la minestra si fredda.