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Jon_ofalltrades

22 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Arabic (Okay), Persian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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College senior in Philly. I love, in no particular order, travel, discussing the world, sports, good food, good beer, history, and live music.
What I’m doing with my life
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Finishing my BA, building my resume, planning what I want to do next. My ideal post-college location is DC, but flexible about it. My medium-term goal is a good law school.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, cooking, rowing, telling stories, explaining things, solving problems, seeing the other side in an argument, giving advice, knowing when not to give advice.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My resemblance to a certain famous soccer player.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, The Satanic Verses, Shame,
American Gods, Sandman, Scoop, Brideshead Revisited, The Mantle of the Prophet by Roy Mottahedeh, Lawrence in Arabia, Seven Pillars of Wisdom, Space Odyssey series (and yes, Harry Potter).

General authors/writers I like: Salman Rushdie, Martin Amis, Kingsley Amis, George Orwell, Shakespeare, Arthur C. Clarke, John LeCarré. Orson Scott Card, but I struggle to reconcile Card the writer with Card the political crackpot.

Movies: Lincoln, Munich, Syriana, Argo, Pulp Fiction, The Hangover, Inception, Lord of the Rings, Prometheus, 007 in general and Skyfall in particular, Four Lions (message me if you've watched that!), Paradise Now, Downfall, Gosford Park

Music: ecclectic taste, everything from baroque composers to indie hip-hop to classic rock to techno to reggae. Not a snob about this though.

Shows: Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Homeland, Jeeves and Wooster, Monty Python

Food: will try anything at least once
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog (although I hardly see him these days)
My passport
Beer
Coffee
My laptop (update: May it rest in peace)
My self-respect
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'll do and where I'll go and how to best get there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a good night, drinking good beer with some close friends. On a bad night, stuck with a looming deadline.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I did background work in an Indonesian cigarette commercial in 2009. For the equivalent of $100.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You're serious about life, but appreciate its ironies.