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60 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:19am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hi, my name is Jeffrey, and thanks for taking the time to read this. Good teeth, good shoes, and 5'10 without those shoes. I've been told I'm handsome, intelligent, fun, with a good heart. But hey, ya can't believe EVERYTHING my Mom says!

ABOUT CHILDREN: Kids would be terrific, but if you don't feel the same, relax, it's not a deal-breaker.
What I’m doing with my life
My work involves producing software training videos and tech writing for Fortune 500 companies like Northrop Grumman. Prior to this I was a songwriter/producer, composing music on projects for ABC, NBC, Disney and Fox; I've also won a Clio award, and some of my work resides in the Library of Congress. Still, from rock to country, hip-hop, rap, classical — you name it, I love it! ...except Rebecca Black.
I’m really good at the best pasta sauce you ever tasted. (Your Mom doesn't cook pasta sauce, I hope?...)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite food: Japanese.

Favorite color: noir.

Favorite book: "Grapes of Wrath."

Favorite grape: Grapes of Wrath.

Favorite sky color: purple.

Favorite movies of the past few years: "Flight," "Social Network," "Up In The Air" and, of course, [insert yours here].

Who/what makes me laugh: Kristen Wiig, Chris Rock, Zach Galifianakis (only when bearded), Ted Cruz, Fred Armisen, "Sports Night," and Mitt Romney thinking he won in 2013.
The six things I could never do without
My friends & family.
My fingers. I can always count on them.
Nature's Path® Maple Pecan Crunch.
The Alphabet.
Daily workouts.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My credit score is damn good (over 800) and I'm financially stable and debt-free.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 40–70
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You’re intelligent, confident and kind, with a positive outlook. You're so smart, you knew that there were no WMDs in Iraq. You love all humanity, except maybe that idiot who just cut you off on the road.

I appreciate women of all different sizes, so your weight doesn't matter -- yes, really! -- as long as you are active, and not a couch potato. I'm more interested in what's on the inside. These are not just words: I've been involved with some incredibly beautiful women of different sizes, and I've learned that there needs to be more than just what's on the surface.

Some Questions For You: (1) Are you a morning person or a night owl? (Is there such a thing as a day owl?) (2) What was the last book you read? (3) If you were going to prison and allowed one phone call, who would you call? ( exactly WHY would you be going to prison, young lady?...)