Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, my name is Jeffrey, and thanks for taking the time to read
this. Good teeth, good shoes, and 5'10 without those shoes.
I've been told I'm handsome, intelligent, fun, with a good heart.
But hey, ya can't believe EVERYTHING my Mom says!
I'm looking for a permanent relationship. If that's also your aim,
then perhaps we should talk.
ABOUT CHILDREN: Kids would be terrific but if you don't feel the
same – relax, it's not a deal-breaker.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My work involves producing software training videos and tech
writing for Fortune 500 companies like Northrop Grumman. Prior to
this I was a songwriter/producer, composing music on projects for
ABC, NBC, Disney and Fox; I've also won a Clio award, and some of
my work resides in the Library of Congress. Still, from rock to
country, hip-hop, rap, classical — you name it, I love it!
...except Rebecca Black.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...cooking the best pasta sauce you ever tasted. (Your Mom doesn't
cook pasta sauce, I hope?...)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite food: Japanese.
Favorite color: noir.
Favorite book: "Grapes of Wrath."
Favorite grape: Grapes of Wrath.
Favorite sky color: purple.
Favorite movies of the past few years: "Get On Up," "Social
Network," "Up In The Air" and, of course, [insert yours
Who/what makes me laugh: Louie C.K., Kristen Wiig, Chris Rock, Zach
Galifianakis (only when bearded), Paul Ryan, Fred Armisen, "Sports
Night," and Mitt Romney thinking he won in 2012.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends & family.
My fingers. I can always count on them.
Nature's Path® Maple Pecan Crunch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My credit score is damn good (over 800) and I'm financially stable
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You’re intelligent, confident and kind, with a positive outlook.
You're so smart, you knew that there were no WMDs in Iraq. You love
all humanity, except maybe that idiot who just cut you off on the
I appreciate women of all different sizes, so your weight doesn't
matter -- yes, really! -- as long as you are active, and not a
couch potato. I'm more interested in what's on the inside. These
are not just words: I've been involved with some incredibly
beautiful women of different sizes, and I've learned that there
needs to be more than just what's on the surface.
Some Questions For You: (1) Are you a morning person or a night
owl? (Is there such a thing as a day owl?) (2) What was the last
book you read? (3) If you were going to prison and allowed one
phone call, who would you call? (Hmmm...now exactly WHY would you
be going to prison, young lady?...)
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