Hi, my name is Jeffrey, and thanks for taking the time to read this. Good teeth, good shoes, and 5'10 without those shoes. I've been told I'm handsome, intelligent, fun, with a good heart. But hey, ya can't believe EVERYTHING my Mom says!

ABOUT CHILDREN: Kids would be terrific, but if you don't feel the same, relax, it's not a deal-breaker.

My work involves producing software training videos and tech writing for Fortune 500 companies like Northrop Grumman. Prior to this I was a songwriter/producer, composing music on projects for ABC, NBC, Disney and Fox; I've also won a Clio award, and some of my work resides in the Library of Congress. Still, from rock to country, hip-hop, rap, classical — you name it, I love it! ...except Rebecca Black.

...cooking the best pasta sauce you ever tasted. (Your Mom doesn't cook pasta sauce, I hope?...)

Me intelligent.

Favorite food: Japanese.

Favorite color: noir.

Favorite book: "Grapes of Wrath."

Favorite grape: Grapes of Wrath.

Favorite sky color: purple.

Favorite movies of the past few years: "Flight," "Social Network," "Up In The Air" and, of course, [insert yours here].

Who/what makes me laugh: Kristen Wiig, Chris Rock, John Boehner, Zach Galifianakis (only when bearded), Stephanie Miller, Fred Armisen, "Sports Night," and Mitt Romney thinking he won.

My friends & family.
My fingers. I can always count on them.
Nature's Path® Maple Pecan Crunch.
The Alphabet.
Daily workouts.
Autumn.

My credit score is damn good (over 800) and I'm financially stable and debt-free.

You’re intelligent, confident and kind, with a positive outlook. You're so smart, you knew that there were no WMDs in Iraq. You love all humanity, except maybe that idiot who just cut you off on the road.

I appreciate women of all different sizes, so your weight doesn't matter -- yes, really! -- as long as you are active, and not a couch potato. I'm more interested in what's on the inside. These are not just words: I've been involved with some incredibly beautiful women of different sizes, and I've learned that there needs to be more than just what's on the surface.

Some Questions For You: (1) Are you a morning person or a night owl? (Is there such a thing as a day owl?) (2) What was the last book you read? (3) If you were going to prison and allowed one phone call, who would you call? (Hmmm...now exactly WHY would you be going to prison, young lady?...)