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  • Ages 20-27
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My details

Last online
Nov 13
6' 4" (1.92m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Catholicism and laughing about it
Working on Post grad
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Polish (Fluently), Finnish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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An Eastern European latino exclusively done/done exclusively. A conundrum of hipster accents in seven languages.
What I’m doing with my life
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Day-dreaming about moving to either Argentina or Mexico.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Handling my vodka, spatial and visual memory. Coming back home on auto-pilot.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm supposedly a little reserved and detached? A wirery beard. Confused proverbs, social etiquette.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books : V. Woolf, Camus, Nabokov, T. Jansson, Cortázar, Sagan, Saramago, Jelinek, H. Müller. I guess my favourite book's either Mrs Dalloway or Lolita, I re-read both religiously every Summer. Stuff (in) Polish and Finnish. I like my non-fiction deep fried - Schopenhauer, Nietzsche, Freud, Adorno, Foucault, Butler, Tiqqun.

Cinema : The Passion of Joan of Arc, The 400 Blows, La Collectionneuse, Wild Strawberries, The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoise, The Spirit of the Beehive, Death In Venice, Kaurismäki's Crime and Punishment, My Own Private Idaho, Three Colours - Blue, La Promesse, Virgin Suicides, Dogtooth. I only like films that deal with existential problems and have beautiful people in them. Funny thing, they all come with subtitles. Don't do TV at all.

Music : I'm an 80's kid, I like everything that followed punk/new wave and I think every good song has to have a saxophone solo. Serge Gainsbourg, Caetano Veloso, Kate Bush, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Grace Jones, Siouxie and The Banshees, Bow Wow Wow, Clan of Xymox, Cocteau Twins, Prince, New Order, The Smiths, Sinéad O'Connor, Adriana Calcanhotto, Of Montreal, The Radio Dept., Cat Power, Patrick Wolf, The Knife, John Maus, Toro y Moi.

Proposal; let's not mix food with high culture. Please.
The six things I could never do without
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- Coffee, black, three sugars, any time of the day/night
- High-percentage alcohol, that in absence of decent red wine
- Outdoor swimming, because otherwise it's not Summer
- Reading, my way of engaging with the outer world
- Sleeping, a human activity, quasi-synonymous with my name
- Professing/making love, no strings attached.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Structural violence, Racism, Misogyny, Privilege. Sorry to break the cool.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
En route to an obscure place in zone three; downing my K cider, anticipating a night of dance and mischief with the usual underworld.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My love for ungratifying alcoholic drinks, especially straight spirits. Like that time I was drinking cheap whisky and having Lambrini as a chaser to kill the bad after-taste. I own a rabbit pelt coat but it's free-cycled. I wake up to Italo-disco.
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