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I'm a writer of short fiction and poetry. I play guitar, ukulele,
I wonder if it's offensive to ask if Dick Van Dyke if an
I think Bee Thousand is one of the top 15 records.
I coinvented a game called Chaz Ball that involves equipment made
People don't like to hear that I invented a game with equipment
made from trash.
What if Michael Bay directed the Vagina Monologues?
I'm learning Spanish. I love to fucking dance.
What I’m doing with my life
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I make music.
I direct a tutoring program at an innercity high school.
I intern at a literary magazine.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Civilwarland in Bad Decline
Underworld (Please don't ask me if this is about vampires)
The Safety of Objects
Guided By Voices
Broken Social Scene
Booker T and the MGs
Maps and Atlases
The Brian Jonestown Massacre
The Long Winters
A Woman Under the Influence
The Gold Rush
And, oh my god:
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
W. C. Fields.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When Ernest went to jail.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Frequenting the local drinking establishments.
Explaining to friends or acquaintances how anytime a hobo farts,
Tom Waits tries to transcribe it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think I cried more than once while watching Where the Wild Things
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 21–28
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If you need Wikipedia to understand your own jokes.
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