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Jonapaloozah

27 M Saint Louis, MO

My Details

Last Online
May 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm a writer of short fiction and poetry. I play guitar, ukulele, and piano.

I wonder if it's offensive to ask if Dick Van Dyke if an oxymoron.

I think Bee Thousand is one of the top 15 records.

I coinvented a game called Chaz Ball that involves equipment made from trash.

People don't like to hear that I invented a game with equipment made from trash.

What if Michael Bay directed the Vagina Monologues?

I'm learning Spanish. I love to fucking dance.
What I’m doing with my life
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I write.

I make music.

I direct a tutoring program at an innercity high school.

I intern at a literary magazine.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I enjoy an Oxford comma.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:

Civilwarland in Bad Decline
Jesus' Son
Underworld (Please don't ask me if this is about vampires)
Tristessa
The Safety of Objects
Infinite Jest

Music:

Guided By Voices
Broken Social Scene
The Smiths
College
Booker T and the MGs
Maps and Atlases
The Brian Jonestown Massacre
Generationals
Neon Indian
Real Estate
Duke Ellington
The Long Winters

Movies:

Upstream Color
A Woman Under the Influence
Adaptation
The Gold Rush
Submarine

And, oh my god:

Food.
The six things I could never do without
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Notebook.
Coffee.
W. C. Fields.
Cats.
Sweaters.
Books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When Ernest went to jail.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Frequenting the local drinking establishments.

Explaining to friends or acquaintances how anytime a hobo farts, Tom Waits tries to transcribe it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think I cried more than once while watching Where the Wild Things Are.

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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If you need Wikipedia to understand your own jokes.