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26 M Manchester, UK

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Yesterday – 12:30am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Prologue: If I viewed your profile but didn't message you, it's because I don't send first message. Ever. Ever ever! I'd say why but the reason is long enough for me to write a short book on it.

I shower on a daily basis. Sold? Thought not, so here's some not so interesting facts about me:

>I'm fortunate enough to be in a band with 2 of my best friends and no matter how much we try to out do each other, I love them to bits. Check us out:-

>I can play guitar and bass round the back of my head (but not piano yet)
>I also play Ukulele and sometimes take it out and about with me
> I make a mean chilli con carne from scratch
>I can sing with my eyes closed...
>I get in the shower before turning it on
>I like my women how I like my coffee (no penis)
>I have a bike with a bell on it
>Since birth, I've done 25 laps of the sun
>I mime along to power ballads on the bus
>I have a beard which I like very much. I look after it and spend many money's on beard essential.

Things I like, you ask? I'm glad you asked:

Paper back books
Writing songs
Playing music (I play 4 instruments for the moment. Played more in the past)
I like to get out and about
lemon curd
Vintage crap

I should maybe list a few things I dislike:

Internet bingo adverts
People who change their middle name on Facebook to "proudmummy"
X factor (British music has so much to offer. Stop insulting it)
Animal testing
no beards
hard back books
Oasis. I hate Oasis. They're overrated and shit
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I don't live to work. I work to live. I earn enough to live comfortably and enjoy my weekends without worrying about funds. That's all I want :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Absorbing vitamin D. Now now ladies, please form an orderly queue.

I won't say I'm really good at anything but I do very much enjoy singing and playing instruments. I've been playing guitar and piano for 13 years.

I'm also pretty good at growing a beard on short notice.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Beard. At least I get that impression when people stop me in the street to comment on my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: To kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee, The left hand of god trilogy - Paul Hoffman, 1Q84 - Haruki Murakami, Carl Sagan- The Demon Haunted World, Richard Dawkins -Greatest show on earth, John Grisham - The Innocent man, Hunger games trilogy, Pride and prejudice and Zombies...etc. I dislike hardback books but I'm too impatient to wait for paperback editions.

Movies: Into the wild, garden state, Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, In Brugge, Anchorman, Eternal sunshine..., blah, blah, blah

Music: I like a lot. My favourite at the moment is the shins. To name a few bands/Artist: Pink Floyd , The Smiths, Eddie Vedder, The Ink Spots, Midas Fall, Marcus Bonfanti, Pink Floyd, Laura Marling, Agnes Obel, Pink Floyd, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, The Toasters, Tom Rosenthal, Pink Floyd, Russian Red, Bob Dylan, Rancid, The Distillers, Newton Faulkner, daughter...etc

Oh and pink Floyd.

Power Ballads!!!! If you say you don't like power ballads, you're almost definitely lying.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Foamy shrimps and bananas
My friends
My little red song book.
#SWAG (I jest. I'm not a cunt)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
EVERYTHING!!! Mostly song lyrics and science
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In bed looking forward to starting work at 8 on Saturday.

It's Saturday night when shit gets serious. When I go out and approvingly point and nod at my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once got attested for suspected terrorism.

(I'm not a terrorist though)
You should message me if
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This is a stupid section