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Jonas-ficare

27 Manchester, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:23am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Prologue: If I viewed your profile but didn't message you, it's because I don't send first message. Ever. Ever ever! I'd say why but the reason is long enough for me to write a short book on it.

I shower on a daily basis. Sold? Thought not, so here's some not so interesting facts about me:

>I'm fortunate enough to be in a band with 2 of my best friends and no matter how much we try to out do each other, I love them to bits. Check us out:-

https://soundcloud.com/noise-four/like-a-man-repton-avenue#play

>I can play guitar and bass round the back of my head (but not piano yet)
>I also play Ukulele and sometimes take it out and about with me
> I make a mean chilli con carne from scratch
>I can sing with my eyes closed...
>I get in the shower before turning it on
>I like my women how I like my coffee (no penis)
>I have a bike with a bell on it (not anymore. It was stolen :( )
>Since birth, I've done 27 laps of the sun
>I mime along to power ballads on the bus
>I have a beard which I like very much. I look after it and spend many money's on beard essential.

Things I like, you ask? I'm glad you asked:

Paper back books
Writing songs
Playing music (I play 4 instruments for the moment. Played more in the past)
I like to get out and about
Philosophy
photography
art
literature
sleep
nature
beards
lemon curd
Animals
Vintage crap

I should maybe list a few things I dislike:

Ignorance
Bigotry
Racism
Internet bingo adverts
People who change their middle name on Facebook to "proudmummy"
X factor (British music has so much to offer. Stop insulting it)
Animal testing
no beards
hard back books
Oasis. I hate Oasis. They're overrated and shit
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I don't live to work. I work to live. I earn enough to live comfortably and enjoy my weekends without worrying about funds. That's all I want :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Absorbing vitamin D. Now now ladies, please form an orderly queue.

I've been playing guitar for a long time and piano for about 6 months. I pick up different musical instruments pretty fast.

I'm pretty confident walking up and down the stairs on a moving bus.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Beard. At least I get that impression when people stop me in the street to comment on my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: To kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee, The left hand of god trilogy - Paul Hoffman, 1Q84 - Haruki Murakami, Carl Sagan- The Demon Haunted World, Richard Dawkins -Greatest show on earth, John Grisham - The Innocent man, Hunger games trilogy, submarine . I dislike hardback books but I'm too impatient to wait for paperback editions.

Movies: Into the wild, garden state, Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, In Brugge, Anchorman, Eternal sunshine..., blah, blah, blah any Wes Anderson film.

Music: I like a lot. My favourite at the moment is Keaton Henson. To name a few bands/Artist: Pink Floyd , The Shins, The Smiths, Eddie Vedder, Olafúr Arnalds, David Bowie, The Ink Spots, bright eyes, Marcus Bonfanti, Pink Floyd, Laura Marling, Agnes Obel, Pink Floyd, The Toasters, Tom Rosenthal, Pink Floyd, Elbow, Bob Dylan, Rancid, The Distillers, The National, daughter, Marcus foster, ... Pretty much everything. I even enjoy miley Cyrus... Soz

Oh and pink Floyd.

Power Ballads!!!! If you say you don't like power ballads, you're almost definitely lying.

I also really love classical music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Guitar
Foamy shrimps and bananas
books
My friends
My little red song book. (Recently changed to a big leather song book)
#SWAG (I jest. I'm not a cunt)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How do 'keep off the grass' signs get on the grass?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In bed looking forward to starting work at 8 on Saturday.

It's Saturday night when shit gets serious. When I go out and approvingly point and nod at my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once got attested for suspected terrorism.*

*I'm not a terrorist
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You like pinacolada and getting caught in the rain

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