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  • Ages 22-35
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Last online
Today – 12:24pm
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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My name's Thom. I'm from England.

I shower on a daily basis. Sold? Thought not, so here's some not so interesting facts about me:

>I'm fortunate enough to be in a band with 2 of my best friends and no matter how much we try to out do each other, I love them to bits.

>I can play guitar and bass round the back of my head (but not piano yet)
>I have two tattoos but I'm getting more.
>I also play Ukulele and sometimes take it out and about with me
> I make a mean chilli con carne from scratch
>I can sing with my eyes closed...
>I get in the shower before turning it on
>I have a bike with a bell on it (not anymore. It was stolen :( )
>Since birth, I've done 27 laps of the sun
>I mime along to power ballads on the bus
>I have a beard which I like very much. I look after it and spend many money's on beard essential.

Things I like, you ask? I'm glad you asked:

Paper back books
Writing songs
Playing music (I play 4 instruments for the moment. Played more in the past)
I like to get out and about
lemon curd
Vintage crap

I should maybe list a few things I dislike:

Internet bingo adverts
People who change their middle name on Facebook to "proudmummy"
X factor (British music has so much to offer. Stop insulting it)
Animal testing
no beards
People whom write 'lol' at the end of a sentence that isn't funny
People whom consciously try not to smile because they think they're too cool.
hard back books
Oasis. I hate Oasis. They're overrated and shit
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I train dolphins for a living. I'm currently teaching a 6 year old dolphin how to speak fluent German.

I'm also a part time foot model for experimental sandals.

I teach guitar as well
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Absorbing vitamin D. Now now ladies, please form an orderly queue.

I've been playing guitar for a long time and piano for about 6 months. I pick up different musical instruments pretty fast.

I'm pretty confident walking up and down the stairs on a moving bus.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a ginger person that can stand in the sun. People usually freak out at that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Kafka, Nietzche, Harper Lee, Paul Hoffman, Haruki Murakami, Carl Sagan, Richard Dawkins, John Grisham, Hunger games trilogy, submarine . I dislike hardback books but I'm too impatient to wait for paperback editions.

Movies: Into the wild, garden state, Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, In Brugge, Anchorman, Eternal sunshine..., blah, blah, blah any Wes Anderson film.

Music: I like a lot. My favourite at the moment is ROAM. To name a few bands/Artist: Keaton Henson, Pink Floyd, neck deep, The Shins, The Smiths, Eddie Vedder, Olafúr Arnalds, David Bowie, The Ink Spots, bright eyes, The Toasters, Tom Rosenthal, Elbow, Rancid, The National, Knuckle Puck, defeater..........Taylor Swift (that one's a secret)

Power Ballads!!!! If you say you don't like power ballads, you're almost definitely lying.

I also really love classical music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Foamy shrimps and bananas
My friends
My little red song book. (Recently changed to a big leather song book)
#SWAG (I jest. I'm not a cunt)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How do 'keep off the grass' signs get on the grass?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In bed looking forward to starting work at 8 on Saturday.

It's Saturday night when shit gets serious. When I go out and approvingly point and nod at my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a pokémon tattoo
You should message me if
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You want to trade tips on making an omelette