Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Leslie Knope is my spirit animal. I really like smart talented
women. Whether or not they like me is a totally different question.
Though I try to be the type that they do.
I used to help run the family business but I just couldn't bare
evicting people anymore. Now I in grad school. Sociology and I am
just looking to kick ass as much as possible. I am getting into
Life long vegetarian. I find the smell of bacon putrid.
Also I have a Massage Envy membership so if we get married it is
half yours ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've do a lot of yoga and thinking of doing teacher training in the
summer. I also swim a mile a day. I enjoy it because it is kicking
and punching water. It's also fun having to pay $20 for 8oz of
shampoo so your hair doesn't dry out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Turning down the guys who message me on here in a nice way. Sorry
not looking to meet any dudes on here.
*Update, i'm getting less nice with them because guys are assholes.
I am listed as bi on here because I don't want to lie about my
orientation. But if you are a guy this is the wrong place to reach
out to me. Sending mean messages after I turn you down doesn't
magically make me interested. Work out your feelings in
And being passive aggressive, if that even matters to you.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I got 2nd and 3rd place in two events at a karate
I competed back in grade school. I carry the trophies with me
everywhere I go.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I just finished Norwegian Wood because reading Haruki Murakami is a
requirement on OkCupid. Now I'm on The Crying of Lot 49
If we ever see a movie together at the end I will turn to you and
say "it's no 'Stripes'". Unless that movie is Stripes. Then I will
say "it really falls apart in the 3rd act"
I wish people would stop writing songs about butts and start
sexualizing elbows or ankles or something. Show some range
I smoke a red glass one hitter because of Broad City.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A rare plant extract from a flower that can only be found in the
Amazon. It's quickly becoming extinct due to deforestation caused
by commercial cattle ranches.
I can only think of one thing I can't live without. I'm not good at
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to join the Illuminati and if they won't let me in, how to
destroy the Illuminati.
Ball's in your court Jay-Z
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night or on a hypothetical Friday night?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My cat makes me kiss her when I come home. If my nose doesn't touch
hers she starts knocking stuff over.
You should message me if
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If your true ambition in life is to do this in a restaurant
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