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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19-34
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:33am
Bisexual, Heteroflexible, Sapiosexual
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Special Diet
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Leslie Knope is my spirit animal. I really like smart talented women. Whether or not they like me is a totally different question. Though I try to be the type that they do.

I used to help run the family business but I just couldn't bare evicting people anymore. Now I in grad school. Sociology and I am just looking to kick ass as much as possible. I am getting into market research

Life long vegetarian. I find the smell of bacon putrid.

Also I have a Massage Envy membership so if we get married it is half yours ;)
What I’m doing with my life
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I am Vinyasa Yoga teacher training this summer. I also swim a lot. I enjoy it because it is kicking and punching water. It's also fun having to pay $20 for 8oz of shampoo so your hair doesn't dry out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Turning down the guys who message me on here in a nice way. Sorry not looking to meet any dudes on here.

*Update, i'm getting less nice with them because guys are assholes. I am listed as bi on here because I don't want to lie about my orientation. But if you are a guy this is the wrong place to reach out to me. Sending mean messages after I turn you down doesn't magically make me interested. Work out your feelings in therapy*

And being passive aggressive, if that even matters to you.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I got 2nd and 3rd place in two events at a karate tournament
I competed back in grade school. I carry the trophies with me everywhere I go.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I just finished Norwegian Wood because reading Haruki Murakami is a requirement on OkCupid. Now I'm on The Crying of Lot 49

If we ever see a movie together at the end I will turn to you and say "it's no 'Stripes'". Unless that movie is Stripes. Then I will say "it really falls apart in the 3rd act"

I wish people would stop writing songs about butts and start sexualizing elbows or ankles or something. Show some range people.

I smoke a red glass one hitter because of Broad City.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A rare plant extract from a flower that can only be found in the Amazon. It's quickly becoming extinct due to deforestation caused by commercial cattle ranches.

I can only think of one thing I can't live without. I'm not good at making lists.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to join the Illuminati and if they won't let me in, how to destroy the Illuminati.

Ball's in your court Jay-Z
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night or on a hypothetical Friday night?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My cat makes me kiss her when I come home. If my nose doesn't touch hers she starts knocking stuff over.
You should message me if
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If your true ambition in life is to do this in a restaurant

or if you're looking for an acro yoga partner