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30 M Matteson, IL

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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Online now!
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly vegetarian
When drinking
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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Leslie Knope is my spirit animal. I really like smart talented women. Whether or not they like me is a totally different question. Though I try to be the type that they do.

I used to help run the family business but I just couldn't bare evicting people anymore. So I went back and started from the bottom working minimum wage. Now I have a degree in Sociology and I am just looking to kick as much as possible. I am thinking about going into marketing.

Also I have 12 years improv experience which is way more than a mature adult should.

*I'm really embarrassed about being "Less Kind." I always give money to the homeless and I used to tutor at risk youth.
What I’m doing with my life
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I just graduated from DePaul. I've do a lot of yoga and swimming. I enjoy it because it is kicking and punching water.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Turning down the guys who message me on here in a nice way. Sorry not looking to meet any dudes on here.

And being passive aggressive, if that even matters to you.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I got 2nd and 3rd place in two events at a karate tournament
I competed back in grade school. I carry the trophies with me everywhere I go.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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If we ever see a movie together at the end I will turn to you and say "it's no 'Stripes'". Unless that movie is Stripes. Then I will say "it really falls apart in the 3rd act"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A rare plant extract from a flower that can only be found in the Amazon. It's quickly becoming extinct due to deforestation caused by commercial cattle ranches.

I can only think of one thing I can't live without. I'm not good at making lists.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Honestly I spend most of my time plotting and scheming
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night or on a hypothetical Friday night?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I dated a professor from my school while I was student there. Not my professor though.

Also I do comedy. improv :(
You should message me if
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You don't mind that even though I am currently living in the burbs, every night before I go to bed I climb up on to the roof of my house, face the city, and sing "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion.

My neighbors hate me.