Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Honestly, I hate open-ended questions like 'Tell me a little about
yourself' so for this summary, I'll be presenting myself as a study
in contrasts. Enjoy.
I dislike people generally but love individuals in
I love reading but hate reading aloud.
I love learning new things, but hate studying for exams.
I like drinking but not so much I get drunk and can't enjoy
I'm pretty quiet except when there's a good discussion going
I possess an inexplicable ability to sneak up on people, but I'm 6'
I like being self-reliant, but I love having friends I can depend
I'm a self-confessed cynic, but I love stories with happy
Oh, and I can't stand people who use cliches to describe
themselves, so if you ever catch me using phrases like 'fun loving'
or 'works hard but plays hard' to describe myself, do us all a
favor and slap me.
I've lived my whole life in Texas, although most of my family's
from out of state. I was home-schooled, went to Austin College, and
got a job working for a mortgage firm after graduation.
I like books, beer, dogs, guns, computer games, and ushankas.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work, mostly. Most of my spare time goes into reading, writing,
computer games, and the occasional night out.
No plans to go back to school right now, although I wouldn't mind
getting a masters or Phd and going on to teach history.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall, I guess?
Have gotten comments on my lips, oddly enough. Apparently I should
get them pierced.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lord of the Rings, Snow Crash, Neuromancer trilogy, Altered Carbon,
Revelation Space, Hammer's Slammers, The Black Company, The Count
of Monte Cristo, Sherlock Holmes.
Too many to list. If it has Action, Sci-fi, Mystery, Horror,
Fantasy, or War in the description, I'll probably like it.
I like a wide variety. Some random artists from my library are The
Offspring, Dropkick Murphys, Papa Roach, The Killdares, Andrew WK,
Hinder, Rev Theory, Shinedown, Blind Guardian, and Halestorm.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How empty and meaningless life is, and how I should just end it all
Just kidding. Honestly, I don't spend a lot of time thinking about
just one topic, I prefer to take things as they come. I'm not an
introspective kind of guy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, reading a book or playing with friends online, or out
watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If you want to learn something private, you'll have to ask.
You should message me if
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You're interested in a fun night out, a long-term relationship, or
just some chatting over the internet.
Or you could message me random historical questions. Who was the
first American president born an American citizen? Martin Van
Buren. And now you know.
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