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JonathanK27

34 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:29am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Native New Yorker/Life long Upper West Sider, blessed/cursed with "The conscious of a liberal" (props if you even care about how bad NY Times editorialists have gotten) Serial procrastinator but working on it...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Observing how the nation's absolute lack of financial reform will somehow keep me employed. Yeah, we are all responsible but somehow no one likes to admit it!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Personally insulting people I'm supposed to impress/suck up to. Pointing out awkward discrepancies between those who are actually financially disadvantaged and those who claim to be.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Are Japanese people supposed to be as tall as you?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Personally I prefer periodicals i.e. The Nation, The New Yorker, Harpers and New York Magazine (especially now that Frank Rich is there) but if I have to name a few all time favorites: The World According to Garp, Breakfast of Champions, Fear and Loathing, The Shock Doctrine, In Cold Blood, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test.

Movies: The Big Lebowski (and most Coen Brothers' films), City of God, Eternal Sunshine, Borat, Boogie Nights, Moonrise Kingdom (Wes Anderson seriously kicks Ass). Also , If you haven't seen "The Central Park Five" then you probably have no clue what growing up in this city was/is about (no problem, but shit hasn't changed much).

TV: Peep Show, True Detective, Louis, Arrested Development (The Netflix season is mixed at best), Curb, The Wire, Breaking Bad, GoT, Boardwalk Empire, Extras, OITNB, Daily Show & Colbert are essential daily viewing.

Music: 90's Hip Hop is what I grew up on, Dylan, The Doors, Joplin, Hendrix, Stevie Wonder, Flight of the Conchords.

Food; Tacos in Spanish Harlem, Thai in Queens, Peruvian up the block, Dim Sum at the oldest Dim Sum Parler in NY. Quality sushi, also you can never go wrong with a good Jewish deli..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Krugman Monday and Friday.
2. Ice cold water
3. Metrocard
4. NYSC or running along the Hudson.
5. The Internet. Sad but probably true.
6. Sleeping in weekends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the fuck happened to OWS?. Why did the media suddenly not care? (actually if you think about it they never did because as a journalist if you fail to anticipate or understand a concept from inception what does that show about your journalistic skills). Why are most people satisfied that income inequality is not an issue worthy of commentary when it is probably THE ISSUE which most needs to be addressed in America!

Rediscovering my extended family (I'm starting to love my cousins who I haven't seen in who knows how long) .

How ass-backwards the Citizens United decision was???? (I truly admire people like Bernie Sanders and the Montana Supreme Court who refuse to allow our political system to continue to be corrupted).

Why Justice Roberts sided with the left on ACA (Glad he did). The "Commerce Clause " argument really makes sense in this situation ie (young people) who don't buy insurance (because they are healthy) don't purchase it and the cost is then transfered to... guess who... Oh Wait...

Whether Walter White actually died in a car in the snow and the series finale was just a dying man's fantasy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This is possibly the most useless, stereotypical question one could be asked. I filled out a BS answer then erased it after realizing how moronic it sounded.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ever since I watched it on HBO, I have been into jogging to the "Pitch Perfect" soundtrack.
You should message me if
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You're progressive, like to laugh uncontrollably and believe that New Deal policies are worth defending in an age where punditry dominates and facts are apparently not important.

Or, minus the above you just want to shoot the shit, talk politics or philosophy, discuss Breaking Bad v. The Wire, go jogging or just enjoy being "young", etc...