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JonathanLau

32 M Singapore, Singapore

My Details

Last Online
Aug 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 9″ (1.74m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Transportation
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), Malay (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Plenty of flaws, with a small number of qualities that makes me unique. Not most women's cup of tea(or whatever drink you prefer), thus it takes someone very special indeed to accept me.

There are many sides of me, which is most unlike a typical Scorpio. Not many can see the better aspects of me, you'd need a special talent to do that. Think I might even make Mother Teresa shake her head in despair. Hah!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just moving through the motions of work & sleep.

* OOOHHHH... new activity that I've picked up recently : Sit around & make negative comments about work & life, like a bitter old man drinking at the coffeeshop. It's so much fun, more people oughta try it. ;)

Nah... I bitch, I move on. Honest! =D
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Analyzing and seeing through bull stories, people with masks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nobody will give a second glance. But those who actually make contact usually find the interior doesn't quite match the gruff exterior.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Most any titles from Sidney Sheldon, Michael Crichton or Jack Higgins.

Love sitcoms such as Friends, How I Met Your Mother, Two And A Half Men, Perfect Strangers & Home Improvement. Prefer comedy flicks to horror or action films. Enjoys slapstick humor.

Music.... mostly anything from sentimental (think Chicago, Journey, Boyz To Men) to Trance (Armin Van Buren, Anjuny Beats). Instrumental such as Paul Cardall, Richard Clayderman, even Yanni, also appeals to me. Not so much into jazz, but some tracks/artists do me fine.

I'll eat almost anything, perhaps even my enemies.

* Allow me to amend that last statement as I've had a recent epiphany. I will NOT eat my enemies, but I'd be VERY tempted to simply dip them in hot oil followed by a good coating of seasoning powder. Then offer them to my other enemies as a main course. Heh... =D
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Music
2) Cell phone
3) Internet access
4) Bed
5) My tools <-- Somehow this just makes me sound like a total perv or some serial killer.
6) Coffee buddies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What has turned me into the cynical, untrusting being that I am. I have a shell. Kinda like a ninja turtle.... or maybe just a regular turtle. Hmm...
* Update : I've figured it out. I've also worked out that it would be in humanity's best interests that I not say what I've figured.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing what I do everyday. Mondays thru Sundays = No Difference. Just the same crap, different day.

* Again, update : I inadvertently shoved my own foot into my mouth when I said the above. The universe has proven to me that it can dole out even more crap on a daily basis. I might be drowning in it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You don't wanna know....

* Like REALLY... you DON'T want to know. Suffice to say though, I have NEVER killed anyone, so don't look at me with such horrified eyes. =P
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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101 reasons why you should, but just ONE simple reason why you shouldn't - Don't bother if you're not up for a challenge of meeting someone with baggage. Everyone has some to an extent, but, if you expect mister Perfection, keep browsing.