Perfect.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Uh, just skim these answers all the way to the end-pausing only for my favorite movies, if you please.

I am an actor who loves hearing this:

Many people: What do you do?
Me: I'm an actor.
Many people: Oh! (Then, suddenly, raising an eyebrow) How do I know you're not acting NOW?!

That I'm tall. Which is obvious, but fair enough. Then my shifty eyes. Then my dragon costume.

The original Conan short stories from the 1930's by Robert E. Howard, 1984, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Tarzan of the Apes, The Martian tales of
Edgar rice Burroughs, Physics of the Impossible, The Lord of the Rings, The Fountainhead, Slaughterhouse Five, the D'Artagnan romances

Hook, Sleeping Beauty, The Sword in the Stone, emperors new groove, top gun. Milo and Otis, Lord of the Rings, A Scanner Darkly, Forest Gump, Grosse Pointe Blank, Raising Arizona, Apollo 13

some shows: arrested development, stella, Firefly, and Buffy. Thank you younger sisters.

Metric, yeah yeah yeahs, arcade fire 8 years ago tyvm, and Gogol bordello. That's IT.

Peanut Butter, Pesto, Steak(s), Peanut Butter and Jelly, peanut butter and pancakes.

I know there were no jokes there. That's because these works of art and truth are important and shall be taken seriously with no funny business by this party.

My sistas
My puglet

""THERE IS NO TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT!!""

Sometimes when I'm alone in my room I dance to Boys Boys Boys. Maybe I bounce on my bed or tousle my hair poutily.

You want to get married within the next month or so.

Also; a note to the gentle reader:
What the fuck? Just do it already. Sure I didn't write much -Im busy retrieving cats from trees, walking the elderly across the street, and rescuing orphans from a building on fire that I started -so let's scrap the importance of perfecting the prof. ...Conversation?