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Jonathan___

28 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Perfect.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Uh, just skim these answers all the way to the end-pausing only for my favorite movies, if you please.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am an actor who loves hearing this:

Many people: What do you do?
Me: I'm an actor.
Many people: Oh! (Then, suddenly, raising an eyebrow) How do I know you're not acting NOW?!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm tall. Which is obvious, but fair enough. Then my shifty eyes. Then my dragon costume.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The original Conan short stories from the 1930's by Robert E. Howard, 1984, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Tarzan of the Apes, The Martian tales of
Edgar rice Burroughs, Physics of the Impossible, The Lord of the Rings, The Fountainhead, Slaughterhouse Five, the D'Artagnan romances

Hook, Sleeping Beauty, The Sword in the Stone, emperors new groove, top gun. Milo and Otis, Lord of the Rings, A Scanner Darkly, Forest Gump, Grosse Pointe Blank, Raising Arizona, Apollo 13

some shows: arrested development, stella, Firefly, and Buffy. Thank you younger sisters.

Metric, yeah yeah yeahs, arcade fire 8 years ago tyvm, and Gogol bordello. That's IT.

Peanut Butter, Pesto, Steak(s), Peanut Butter and Jelly, peanut butter and pancakes.

I know there were no jokes there. That's because these works of art and truth are important and shall be taken seriously with no funny business by this party.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sistas
My puglet
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
""THERE IS NO TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT!!""
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes when I'm alone in my room I dance to Boys Boys Boys. Maybe I bounce on my bed or tousle my hair poutily.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to get married within the next month or so.

Also; a note to the gentle reader:
What the fuck? Just do it already. Sure I didn't write much -Im busy retrieving cats from trees, walking the elderly across the street, and rescuing orphans from a building on fire that I started -so let's scrap the importance of perfecting the prof. ...Conversation?