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Jonathan___

28 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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My goal in life is to be the old man from Rickitickitembonosarembocherryberryruchipperripembo, but American and me. "Wise ol gramps." That'll be me I tell ya.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Workin in entertainment for the good of humanity and myself. Also for the children.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyeballs; stormy, piercing, glowing, closed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The original Conan short stories from the 1930's by Robert E. Howard, 1984, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Tarzan of the Apes, The Martian tales of
Edgar rice Burroughs, Physics of the Impossible, The Lord of the Rings, Slaughterhouse Five, the D'Artagnan romances

Hook, Her, top gun, Sleeping Beauty, The Sword in the Stone, emperors new groove, Milo and Otis, Lord of the Rings, A Scanner Darkly, Forest Gump, Grosse Pointe Blank, Raising Arizona, Apollo 13

some shows: cosmos, attack on Titan, stella, Firefly, and Buffy. Thank you younger sisters.

Metric, yeah yeah yeahs, arcade fire 8 years ago tyvm, and Gogol bordello. That's IT.

Peanut Butter, Pesto, Steak(s), Peanut Butter and Jelly, peanut butter and pancakes.

I know there were no jokes there. That's because these works of art and truth are important and shall be taken seriously with no funny business by this party.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sistas
My puglet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pattern recognition, the relationship between truth and good, and uhhhhh doubt.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watchin a movie, readin, writin or editin.

I'm into wholesome homebodiness with a healthy respect for self exploration and expression, so my Fridays are always a perfect balance of those elements. Without variation or exception. Always be perfect -that's my motto.
You should message me if
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you laughed

and thought "Hey I laughed! I never laugh! Never again."

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