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  • Ages 26-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 9:53pm
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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My goal in life is to be the old man from Rickitickitembonosarembocherryberryruchipperripembo, but American and me. "Wise ol gramps." That'll be me I tell ya.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Workin in entertainment for the good of humanity and myself. Also for the children.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking logically.
Thinking emotionally.
I mean 💙
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyeballs; stormy, piercing, glowing, closed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The original Conan short stories from the 1930's by Robert E. Howard, 1984, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Tarzan of the Apes, The Martian tales of
Edgar rice Burroughs, Physics of the Impossible, The Lord of the Rings, Slaughterhouse Five, the D'Artagnan romances

Hook, Her, top gun, Sleeping Beauty, The Sword in the Stone, emperors new groove, Milo and Otis, Lord of the Rings, A Scanner Darkly, Forest Gump, Grosse Pointe Blank, Raising Arizona, Apollo 13

some shows: cosmos, attack on Titan, stella, Firefly, and Buffy. Thank you younger sisters.

Metric, yeah yeah yeahs, arcade fire 8 years ago tyvm, and Gogol bordello. That's IT.

Peanut Butter, Pesto, Steak(s), Peanut Butter and Jelly, peanut butter and pancakes.

I know there were no jokes there. That's because these works of art and truth are important and shall be taken seriously with no funny business by this party.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sistas
My puglet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pattern recognition, the relationship between truth and good, and uhhhhh doubt.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watchin a movie, readin, writin or editin.

I'm into wholesome homebodiness with a healthy respect for self exploration and expression, so my Fridays are always a perfect balance of those elements. Without variation or exception. Always be perfect -that's my motto.
You should message me if
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you laughed

and thought "Hey I laughed! I never laugh! Never again."

Or if I liked you and then you liked me independently of me liking you.

I think that mutual likes being a prerequisite for a message can save us alllll a lot of time. Especially people who write messages!
So yeah don't think I'm out there auto swiping right instead of reading the words- I "like" carefully and will only write to someone who liked me so my carefully crafted message can have an opportunity to live a happy message's life.

Also -as a feminist, I encourage you to message me in the spirit of equality.