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32 Fullerton, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Entertainment / Media
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sooooo...Hey my name is Jonathan, I live in Fullerton but am originally from Maryland. I am fun, funny, silly spontaneous, and creative. Not good enough for you yet? Oh well.

I'm a geek at heart but it's adorable. Ya know the kinda quirky kind that girls like now even though I've been that way before it's cool. I got that Big Bang coolness.

You can also follow my adventures on Instagram so you know I'm real: @screamsquaddj

You know you want to... (Peer pressure!)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Preparing for the zombie apocalypse, DUH

I DJ, I find it a rush to be performing. I love comedy as well and I'm venturing back into it, starting with an up and coming podcast and sketch classes.

I also am a park decorator at Disney my goal is to be a creative director for a theme park. I lead a busy work life. (No I will not just take you to the park. People gotta earn that!)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tying shoes. Chewing gum and walking. The head pat tummy rub thing. Whoa take me now, right? Lol

Well I also am self taught at videography and editing and a wiz kid at random trivia. Especially movies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My social personality. I seriously will talk to anyone and try to make them smile

Oh physically? That I haven't aged since 21. I'm forever young.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: This is Not A Book, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, Things I Learned from the Women Who Dumped Me, Live from New York: An Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live,

Movies: (500) Days of Summer, Fight Club, Star Wars, Back To The Future, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Ghostbusters, I Heart Huckabees, Waking Life, Die Hard, Indiana Jones, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Inception, The Social Network, Anything 80s, Anything Horror, (Jason Voorhees is my favorite of the slashers) Anything Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Christopher Nolan or Kevin Smith.

TV Shows: The Walking Dead, Family Guy, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Prison Break, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Weeds, Seinfeld, That 70's Show, Saturday Night Live, The Office, Arrested Development, Modern Family, Flight of the Concords, Dexter, Parks & Recreation, How I Met Your Mother,Breaking Bad, The Daily Show, Better Call Saul The Goldbergs Silicon Valley The Following Workaholics Catfish: The TV Show Archer The Big Bang Theory Last Week Tonight

Music: Dashboard Confessional, Ben Folds, Barenaked Ladies, Panic! At The Disco, Third Eye Blind, Counting Crows, Fallout Boy, Travis, The Spill Canvas, She Wants Revenge, Chiodos, A Day To Remember, Michael Jackson, Knife Party, Bingo Players, electro, house 80s New Retro Wave My music choices unfortunately adapt to what I find that I mostly have to DJ with so most of the above is what I liked prior lol Having a favorite artist or genre of beyond my comprehension at this point. It's better to ask who I hate lol

Food: I'll eat almost anything. Except Anchovies. Sorry Anchovies, It's not me, it's YOU!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Humor
2. My Mac
3. Sleep
4. Family
5. Coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what to put in this section...

Still thinking...

How can I accomplish every goal I've ever had?

What will the world be like 100 years from now?

How much time I spend reading random interconnecting entries on wikipedia so I can "School" people.

If I join a kickball league will I embarrass myself like back in elementary school?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My Friday nights are anything but typical!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im 32 I'm on this thing and I don't have any children or a divorce under my belt. Way to keep up with trends Jon!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're actually looking to have a good time and don't take life too serious. I'm all about outlandish, spontaneous, "that shit just happened" type moments.

You're exciting and FUN! Thats what I'm truly looking for in a person I would consider staying around longer than a day. Everything else is just great additions. I don't have a type when these two criteria are met. Everything else that I like gets thrown out the window! :)