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Jonathancotton

32 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:45am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Well. Well. Well. I do a lot of things, but what's the point of typing all of that out in this section?

95% Angel
20% Devil
What I’m doing with my life
What am I doing with my life? Continuing to breathe. That's nice. Working? I do that also. Sleeping? Do that as well. So here's the summary: I breathe, go to work and sleep. I do other things, but that's what I'm "doing" with my life.
I’m really good at
Splashy Fish.
The first things people usually notice about me
Are my legs. I have two of them. My arms. Two of those as well. My mouths. Two of those too. Also, my glow. I shine, you crazy ass diamond.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books are funny.
Run Lola Run. If I could watch The Warriors on loop, that would be a good week.
Mr. Show.
Pixies. RiFF RAFF. The end.
Meat that's yummy.
The six things I could never do without
1. Cheesesteaks.
2. Boardwalk empire.
3. People talking about politics so I can ignore.
4. Vampires.
5. Oversized chairs.
6. Water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Morality. The universe. Where are we? What have we become?
Not really, I spend a lot of time deciding where I'm going to eat lunch.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably doing something that is interesting to me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've revealed enough. Too many questions.
Quit prying, OKCupid.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you get it.

Looking for a RiFF RAFF enthusiasist. Kind of. Probably not really.

You made it all the way to the end of all of that above. I congratulate you, actually.