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Jonathanlol

26 M Saint Petersburg, FL

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A little about me

I'm a little bit of an odd ball.

I mean that in the nicest way possible, of-course. You see, I'm not your average guy. I have lived in / been to, more countries than you have toes (even if you have mutant feet and have more than 10 toes). I have gone dog sledding above the arctic circle in Tromso, Norway. I have traveled to Buda-Pest, Hungry to play in a Basket-ball tourney. I have walked across the beaches of Normandy, France with grim thoughts of "our boys" finding early graves in lands too distant from reality.

I dont mean to brag - infact, I tend to keep these things to myself. A) my experiences are hard for some to grasp. B) Im an introverted recluse and I dont care to alienate myself any further!

Besides being a traveled Individual - I'm also a very "wordy" one. I love vocabulary. I find word play - enticing. This makes me a little unusual in most peoples eyes. its not uncommon for me to have to "rephrase" myself. I dont want to come across as "snooty". Words just come naturally, infact, if you think about it, using verbage that is no longer in circulation and leaving someone confused defeats the entire purpose of language! Communication and conveying complexities! So you could say that I'm a bit of a fool.

Another aspect of my life that defines me is the fact that I'm a huge nerd. I love video games, books, sci-fi, *some* anime, electronic music. -I'm sorry all you lovely, beach-dwelling, extroverted ladies, there is no hope for me. I sit across from a poster of Rick Deckard and if you couldnt tell me who that was I wouldnt be interested in you. You see, if you couldn't mentally simulate me, share musings of cultures long past, or pull the DPS while I hold the aggro. Then chances are, your perfect orange tan wont hold my attention for long. However, if you CAN tell me who Deckard is, and you ARE a massive nerd (also sexy), and you WILL throw me your last magazine during a zombie apocalypse shoot out. then you, my friend, have just struck relationship gold.

My Myers-Briggs Type is: INFJ
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently, Im a manager (one of four) at a community pharmacy. I love the medical aspect of my job and i find it deeply rewarding. The retail portion, on the other hand, I couldn't give two "hoots" about.

If im not at work then I'm probably relaxing at home, playing a video game or reading a book.

Im still on the fence about management in general. I love being a leader. I enjoy motivating others and discovering latent talent and helping people refine it. however, sometimes it feels like a cheap parlor trick to get people to do more for Corp. USA. I just think i could do more for those who actually want to change their lives or are struggling with road blocks that just require a little creative thinking to get around.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- being a tender lover
- repairing computers
- being outrageous and ridiculous
- being supportive and understanding
- taking charge of a situation and bringing the issue to a solution.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My blue eyes, followed by my warm smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a huge sci-fi buff. Phillip K. Dick is probably one of my all time favorite writers. A couple of my favorite movies are: Blade runner, the thing, jacob's ladder, starwars (the good ones!)

Im currently watching Battle Star Galactica

Jimmy edgar, Aphex Twin, Passion Pit, Miike Snow, Discovery, m83, Mouse on Mars, Boards of Canada, Múm, Radio Head, peaches -- just to name a few.

I tend to lean towards ambient electronic music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- a quick smile
- a sharp wit
- CK dress shirts
- "the brute"
- memories
- socially awkward comments
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- complex social problems that riddle our world.

- psychology and human interaction.

- the next meal I can grill up and who i can share it with.

- Finding my equal
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chances are, I would be working. I rarely have a set schedule and its even rarer for me to work the coveted "bankers hours".
If i do so happen to have the night off I'd probably spend it at home watching a movie, playing a video game, or reading a book. Ever so often I'll catch a beer with a friend at some "hole in the wall"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Online dating is disappointing at best.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You are looking for a loving guy, who is both intelligent and rich in character

-you're a sexy little nerd that wants to spend alot time with their significant other.

- you don't mind a guy that would rather spend time with you at home or secluded outings.

- You should definitely message me if you're interested