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JonathonMjolnr1

27 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My hord of destroyer kittens will lay waist to all.
What I’m doing with my life
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Learning to tattoo, I'm working on the illustrations for a few childrens books I wrote as well. Other than that I'm existing as an automaton in the human construct that is global economics, Is this true civilization?.... I think I'll put on a Big foot costume and troll a national park.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, making organic things like pico de gallo and art nouveau furniture out of reclaimed wood.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book's ~ The story of B, The naked ape, anything on sociology, Philip K Dick or Huxley.
Movies ~ Year one, funny people, Wall st money never sleeps, war inc, Princess mononoke, Tron legacy, Wall-e, 9 and Prometheus.
TV~ It's always sunny, tosh.o, anything on history.
Music ~ Muse, Tool, glitch mob, Mumford and son's and thievery corporation! I'm on a sigur ros kick right now! Other then that slit your wrist country stuff, I can enjoy a broad spectrum.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Earl grey tea, creative time, smartphones, quality food, wine, and art.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The catastrophic events my children's book's will bring upon this planet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Observing the great ape in a moment of the aeon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I won an amateur contest at a male strip club, twice!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're wife material! Aaaand you won't judge me for buying a Unicron onesie.