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30 North Hollywood, CA Man


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  • Ages 20-37
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Last online
Today – 2:17pm
5' 9" (1.76m)
Body Type
Average build
Christianity but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
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Wowbobwow...Twin Peaks is coming back, what else do you need in life? Oh right, someone to enjoy it with!

I am a man of character and characters.

It's impossible to summarize the depths of my own admitted oddness, but the intentions of the heart beating behind it are always steadfast and true.
What I’m doing with my life
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Pursuing voice acting and occasional filmmaking.

I also work at a comedy club and movie theater.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
At being able to find your inner funny bone, and tickle it to the point of insanity.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The magnificent beard....then my magnificent voice...ahem.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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There's so much of everything, let me, not enough time, let me summarize...

Tv: True Detective, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, Firefly, Carnivale, Deadwood, Justified, Walking Dead, Twin Peaks, X-Files, original Transformers, Thundercats, Ren & Stimpy, Rocko, Pawn Stars

Movies: From Chaplin/Keaton Silents, to WC Fields and the Marx bros, to classics like Citizen Kane, Singing in the Rain, King Kong to Blade Runner/Star Wars, Jaws, to the weirdest and most obscure grindhouse fair to weird and hilarious stuff like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, to poetically beautiful foreign like Solaris/Nostalgia, Ran/Yojimbo, to animated classics like the Brave Little Toaster...the list could go on forever, suffice it to say I'm a true film lover!

Books: H.P. Lovecraft, Poe, Stephen King, Elmore Leonard, Mark Twain, classics, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, The Odyssey, Dog Goes to School
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My car (I live in LA), dog Shadow, my repertory movie theaters, my filmmaking with my friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why douchebags get to abuse and take their relationships for granted, yet decent people (ahem) are forced to make profiles on websites...

Also why they can put a man on the moon, but they can't make a decent m&m that won't actually melt in your hand....these are the thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I try to keep my Fridays open, but they're usually filled with dinner with friends or family, writing skits or scripts with said friends, going to an amazing screening at a repertory theater that you could never see anywhere else, or consulting with my lab mice on world domination plans...but perhaps I've said too I'll just catch up on Netflix instead.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I LOVE A Talking Cat!?!
You should message me if
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If the word 'elbow' feels good to say, hehe. (you'll get a million bonus points if you can name that reference!)