Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was a full time single mom, and my son, who’s 18 just graduated,
and moved out. Whew!! He's the light of my life, towers over me and
outweighs me by about 80 lbs. I'm finally accustomed (more or less)
to living alone, and entertain myself with work; I own and operate
a massage clinic. Six years ago, my father was diagnosed with
cancer, so I uprooted and moved home to take care of my family.
He’s fine now! Ten foot tall and bullet proof as far as he’s
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I specialize in massage for medically fragile children, elders in
homes who suffer from Alzheimer's and/or are on Hospice as Injury
I love guest speaking and traveling, learning more about my
profession and teaching. I love obstacle course races, Comicons,
reading and writing. I love a good bottle of wine and witty
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at making people laugh, adapting to most social
scenarios, I love to dance and have fun. I'm also very good at what
I do. I have a passion for business and marketing, and will find
myself on my soapbox unexpectedly when the topic of marketing and
social media comes up in a group of people who think an ad in the
news paper is enough to get business in their doors.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Either my stunning wit or that I'm freakishly strong.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- Girl with the Dragon Tattoo series, I am Legend, Rameses the
Damned, The Host, The Hunger Games series, and the one I wrote
Movies & TV - all things Joss Whedon
Music - I love to dance so whatever I can shake it to.
Food - I love to cook. My preference is seafood always.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1- My son
2- My family
3- My faith
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about several things, usually at the
same time. At any given moment, I'm thinking about: my business,
education, that book I just read, the movie they're making about
it, who's directing it, what they just directed, what my son is up
to, how can he eat that much, where does it all go, why is that
song playing in my head, why did I just walk into this room, who
does that person look like…have I met them before or do they have a
face that reminds me of someone else?.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I haven’t had a typical Friday night in about 150 years, give or
take a decade. I typically spend my time reading, enjoying a glass
of wine, watching a movie or if I’m very, very lucky, dancing the
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don’t live where my demographic says I do. My practice is 1/2
between Seattle and Portland, and I live in a small town. I have
absolutely no desire to date locally. This is such a small town;
everyone knows everyone and their business. I prefer to keep my
personal life and professional life separate.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you're a normal person.
Those that should not message me:
If you're married. Seriously. I will ignore you.
If you currently have a mullet.
If you're response to: "What was the last book you read?" is...
"Reeeed?" or some kind of snort...
If you think you're a vampire, or think vampires are sparkly.
If you are just looking for a hook-up.
If you don't like smart girls or are intimidated by them.
If you have a Napoleon Complex.... if your next question is, "what
is a Napoleon Complex?"
If you have multiple children by multiple women and/or your child
support is more than one week's paycheck.
If you smoke (or chew). It's a deal breaker. I awfully fond of
If you think I'm too picky... I'm not. I just have standards.
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