Jonesey1
35 Portland, OR
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My self-summary
I own and operate a massage clinic. Several years ago, my father was diagnosed with cancer, so I uprooted and moved home to take care of my family. He’s fine now! Ten foot tall and bullet proof as far as he’s concerned.
What I’m doing with my life
I specialize in massage for medically fragile children, elders in homes who suffer from Alzheimer's and/or are on Hospice as Injury Treatment.
I love guest speaking and traveling, learning more about my profession and teaching. I love kickboxing, Comicons, reading and writing. And I'm a sucker for a well dressed man, a good bottle of wine and witty conversations!
I’m really good at
I'm really good at making people laugh, adapting to most social scenarios, I love to dance and have fun and looking for the next adventure!
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, and my stunning wit ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Girl with the Dragon Tattoo series, I am Legend, Rameses the Damned, The Host, The Hunger Games series, and the one I wrote ...
Movies & TV - all things Joss Whedon
Music - I love to dance so whatever I can shake it to.
Food - I love to cook. My preference is seafood always.
The six things I could never do without
1- My family
2- My faith
3- True friendship
4- Coffee
5- Books
6- Sci-fi
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking about several things, usually at the same time. At any given moment, I'm thinking about: my business, education, that book I just read, the movie they're making about it, who's directing it, what they just directed, why is that song playing in my head, why did I just walk into this room, who does that person look like…have I met them before or do they have a face that reminds me of someone else?.
On a typical Friday night I am
I typically spend my time reading, enjoying a glass of wine, watching a movie or if I’m very, very lucky, dancing the night away.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don’t live where my demographic says I do. My practice is 1/2 between Seattle and Portland, and I live in a small town. I have absolutely no desire to date locally. This is such a small town; everyone knows everyone and their business. I prefer to keep my personal life and professional life separate.
You should message me if
You should message me if you're a normal person, and can have an intelligent conversation.
Those that should NOT message me:
If you're married. Seriously. I will ignore you. If you lie about it...I pity the fool.
If you currently have a mullet.
If you're response to: "What was the last book you read?" is... "Reeeed?" or some kind of snort...
If you think you're a vampire, or think vampires are sparkly.
If you are just looking for a hook-up.
If you don't like smart girls or are intimidated by them.
If you have a Napoleon Complex.... if your next question is, "what is a Napoleon Complex?"
If you have multiple children by multiple women and/or your child support is more than one week's paycheck.
If you smoke (or chew). It's a deal breaker. I'm awfully fond of kissing.
If you agree with this statement: "I don't ask questions and I don't like to answer them."
If you think I'm too picky... I'm not. I just have standards.
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