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41 Olympia, WA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 34-48
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 14
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Christianity and it’s important
Has kid(s)
English, Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I own and operate a massage clinic. Several years ago, my father was diagnosed with cancer, so I uprooted and moved home to take care of my family. He’s fine now! Ten foot tall and bullet proof as far as he’s concerned. I have one son, who's 19, and lives in Portland. I won the lottery with that kid!!
What I’m doing with my life
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I specialize in massage for medically fragile children, elders in homes who suffer from Alzheimer's and/or are on Hospice as Injury Treatment.
I love guest speaking and traveling, learning more about my profession and teaching. I love obstacle course races, Comicons, reading and writing. I love a good bottle of wine and witty conversations!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at making people laugh, adapting to most social scenarios, I love to dance and have fun and looking for the next adventure!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes, and my stunning wit ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- Girl with the Dragon Tattoo series, I am Legend, Rameses the Damned, The Host, The Hunger Games series, and the one I wrote ...
Movies & TV - all things Joss Whedon
Music - I love to dance so whatever I can shake it to.
Food - I love to cook. My preference is seafood always.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1- My son
2- My family
3- My faith
4- Coffee
5- Books
6- Sci-fi
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about several things, usually at the same time. At any given moment, I'm thinking about: my business, education, that book I just read, the movie they're making about it, who's directing it, what they just directed, what my son is up to, how can he eat that much, where does it all go, why is that song playing in my head, why did I just walk into this room, who does that person look like…have I met them before or do they have a face that reminds me of someone else?.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I typically spend my time reading, enjoying a glass of wine, watching a movie or if I’m very, very lucky, dancing the night away.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don’t live where my demographic says I do. My practice is 1/2 between Seattle and Portland, and I live in a small town. I have absolutely no desire to date locally. This is such a small town; everyone knows everyone and their business. I prefer to keep my personal life and professional life separate.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you're a normal person.
Those that should NOT message me:
If you're married. Seriously. I will ignore you. If you lie about it...I pity the fool.
If you currently have a mullet.
If you're response to: "What was the last book you read?" is... "Reeeed?" or some kind of snort...
If you think you're a vampire, or think vampires are sparkly.
If you are just looking for a hook-up.
If you don't like smart girls or are intimidated by them.
If you have a Napoleon Complex.... if your next question is, "what is a Napoleon Complex?"
If you have multiple children by multiple women and/or your child support is more than one week's paycheck.
If you smoke (or chew). It's a deal breaker. I'm awfully fond of kissing.
If you think I'm too picky... I'm not. I just have standards.