High functioning academic (as in, I can wipe the drool from my
chin; not claiming brilliance). Will discuss philosophy or politics
upon command. Or unbidden, actually. My speech will be interspersed
with cat noises (miaow!). I may also turn things you say into
sexual innuendos or otherwise make stupid puns at a near-constant
rate.
So many puns.
I like provocative, satiric, blunt, and self-effacing people, and I do my utmost to be one myself. I'll start by admitting that the only thing that mitigates my arrogance is that I really am awesome. The dogs bollocks. And I remind myself of this regularly whilst looking in the mirror and flexing my muscles. Sometimes I growl too. Miaow. Although I'm likely to blush crimson immediately upon doing so...
I sing folk music a lot, and can sometimes be induced to play the flute or the guitar (badly). I am very interested in fitness and nutrition, and I have a small academic background in these subjects. I relieve stress and find self-empowerment by lifting heavy things, and sometimes people. I am utterly addicted to coffee, and I have actually given my espresso machine a name ('Svetlana').
A note on 'religion':
I wish that I could indicate 'Humanism, and very serious about it', as I don't believe atheism is a religion and I do believe that my commitment to a humanist valueset can be reasonably called 'religious.' If you find this horribly contentious, let's have a nice long argument about it!
So many puns.
I like provocative, satiric, blunt, and self-effacing people, and I do my utmost to be one myself. I'll start by admitting that the only thing that mitigates my arrogance is that I really am awesome. The dogs bollocks. And I remind myself of this regularly whilst looking in the mirror and flexing my muscles. Sometimes I growl too. Miaow. Although I'm likely to blush crimson immediately upon doing so...
I sing folk music a lot, and can sometimes be induced to play the flute or the guitar (badly). I am very interested in fitness and nutrition, and I have a small academic background in these subjects. I relieve stress and find self-empowerment by lifting heavy things, and sometimes people. I am utterly addicted to coffee, and I have actually given my espresso machine a name ('Svetlana').
A note on 'religion':
I wish that I could indicate 'Humanism, and very serious about it', as I don't believe atheism is a religion and I do believe that my commitment to a humanist valueset can be reasonably called 'religious.' If you find this horribly contentious, let's have a nice long argument about it!