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34 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Online now!
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m).
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Leo but it doesn’t matter
- Space camp
- Science / Tech / Engineering
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs
- English (Fluently)
•Not being jingoistic.
•Making root beer floats (I no longer tolerate lactose, but I recall being pretty adept at this two step process).
•Making people laugh
•Making myself laugh
•Saying precisely the wrong thing
at the right time
•Dominating any over-thinking contests in my age and weight divisions
•Manipulating a spatula
•Taking a flight of stairs
•Constructing imaginary lives for people I
see on the CTA
•Putting too much honey in my tea
•Pollenating Wallflowers (I don't even
know what that means!)
Talkies: Sideways, Fear Of A Black Hat, Trading Places, The Lovers of the Arctic Circle, City of God, Children of Men, Friday, Half Baked, Under the Cherry Moon, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Coming to America, V For Vendetta, Sin City, Waking Life, A Scanner Darkly, Juice, Planet Earth, Carmen Jones, Cooley High, Swingers, Anchor Man, ALL of the Christopher Guest films, The Wiz, Dolemite, I'm Gonna Get You Sucka!, Heavy Metal, High Fidelity, Harold and Maude, Deconstructing Harry, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Krushgroove, Beat Street, Menace II Society, Delirious (Eddie Murphy not John Candy), etc.
Shows: Don't own a television, but - Peep Show, Party Down, Curb Your Enthusiasm, King of Queens, Seinfeld, Boardwalk Empire, Girls, The Walking Dead, Mad Men, Red Dwarf, Good Times, Sandford and Son, Golden Girls, Cheers, A Different World, In Living Color, Brody Stevens: Enjoy It!, Arrested Development, Eastbound and Down, Flight of the Concords, Lucky Louie, Louie, Parks and Recreation, The Office (British and U.S.), The Ricky Gervais Show, Extras, An Idiot Abroad, Real Time and some other shite methinks.
Music: here's what I've been listening to lately - MGMT, CAN, Sun Ra, Stereolab, Monks, Dead Moon, Oneohtrix Point Never, Tim Hecker, Ty Segall, Opossom, Tame Impala, Melody's Echo Chamber, Antena, DIIV, Love, The Soft Machine, Mac DeMarco, Suicide, Jon Brion, My Bloody Valentine, Keleidoscope, The Homosexuals, Jessica Pratt, Shuggie Otis, Os Mutantes, Women, Dariush Dolat-Shahi, Throbbing Gristle, Harmonia, Jens Lekman, Silver Apples, Social Climbers, Goat, The Moderns Lovers, Guy, Jodeci, Television Personalities, LCD Soundsystem, Shit Robot, Liars, Kings of Convenience, Marvin Gaye, Rodriguez, David Bowie, Girls, Solange, Serge Gainsbourg, Glass Candy, ಠ_ಠ THIS IS RIDICULOUS I LIKE A LOT OF DIFFERENT BANDS MAYBE YOU LIKE SOME OF THE SAME ONES IF NOT YOU SHOULD CHECK THEM OUT MAYBE WE CAN LISTEN TO RECORDS TOGETHER IF SO THAT'S PRETTY SWEET WHAT ARE YOU DOING LATER
• All the tall-short people
• All the nobody people
• All the somebody people
Seriously I think about our president's drone warfare program and the number of civilians being murdered by equipment paid for with my tax dollars. Then I get really bummed and start thinking about pigeons.
Teach the Contreversy!!!:
Also dogs are so cute I want to eat their faces. Much in the same way a toothless person would eat a steak. I really can't get over their cuteness. It's a problem. I want one. Bad.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 25–45
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
• You can tell a joke
• You breathe through your nose
• You understand that time enjoyed
cannot be wasted
• You don't use the word literally liberally
• You're already happy
• You're kinesthetic
• You've got moxy
• You're pigeon-toed¹
• You're creative
• You SERIOUSLY want to make music/be my singer
• You'd make me want to make you a mixtape
• You smell like the alphabet
***You live IN (the city of) Chicago***
¹Or just generally toed.
"where the stage of my old life
meets the cast of the new
tonight's actors are me and you"