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  • Ages 19-28
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Last online
Nov 24
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
My self-summary
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I do a lot of laughing so Ill probably live longer than you, and my laugh is like a mix between Julia Roberts in "Pretty Lady" and a train wreck, it frightens children. I told everyone that I voted for Obama but I actually just went to the movies and saw Madagascar 2. I know more about your mom than I do sports and I am not a vegetarian but believe in a persons right to choose. What you put in your mouth in the privacy of your own home is no business of mine. Im an easy-going dude type person who likes stuff and things, I like music and people who are cool and I don't like racist people or mexicans.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making things up as I go.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ive always been able to cheer people up when their down, like that one kid in the well who died. I will do anything to make someone laugh meaning that by this point in my life ive bascally lost all my dignity, I thought I found some the other day but it was just a bagel crumb stuck in my beard, I ate it. My mom always said im really creative, so i got that going. One time I bowled 2 strikes in a row backwards and with my eyes closed. Suck it Brian Gahnam!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes...their blue....and glass. And my smile, I have wooden teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Typhoon. Edward Sharpe and the magnetic zeros, Arcade Fire, deerhunter, beach house, Janelle Monae, dead prez, odd future, LCD sound system, Lauryn Hill, Nina Simone, Lupe Fiasco, radiohead, Gorrilaz, MGMT, minus the bear, tilly and the wall, india arie, freelance whales, Yeasayer, Grizzly Bear, MIA, Sonic Youth, Velvet Underground, neon indian, Beruit, Harry Belafonte,Natalie Portmans Side-Ponytail,

Shows? 30 Rock, Portlandia, Bobs Burger, thunderant, strangers with candy, SNL, community, Mindy Project, Man stroke Woman, Parks and Rec, the office, Its always Sunny, simpsons!. Upright Citizens Brigade, Harvard Sailing Team, Poykpac, the onion, weeds, Daily show and Colbert, Conan, Up All Night

books? Live from New York, David/Amy Sedaris, how to cook a wolf, the rule of the bone, truth in comedy, bedwetter, alice in wonderland, Franny and Zoey, Cant stop wont stop a history of hip hop, Bossy pants, Don Quoixote De La Mancha
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
snap bracelets
those buckets with the three kinds of popcorn inside
YOLO shirts
Your moms cooking
That one Goo Goo Dolls song
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
because I was raised in the 90s, like everyone else in my generation i have ADD. So i dont spend a lot of time thinking on one particular thing. Although one time back in '07 i thought about french existentialism for like 20 minutes.......
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working. Hopefully with friends, Hopefully no one is sober and hopefully we've worked live music/comedy into the mix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cant read
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you dare