Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a weirdo/scum bag.
Born in Alaska. Grew up in the suburbs of Seattle. And have been
living in this city for a bit.
I can be funny, charming, probably a little asshole-ish at times.
But it's really society that brings that out in me. I'm cynical,
but with a heart of gold. That's kind of like saying I'm a nice
I like to do things. I like to eat cool food and drink good beers
I love my dog and I have cats. Or they live here too. I'm pretty
sure no one can actually own a cat. It's not like I went out
looking for cats either. I swear I'm not that kind of person. A
friend found a bunch of abandoned starving kittens and I'm a
I like good music, and dislike bad music. I like to go to movies
and eat popcorn, peanut M&Ms and drink cherry coke. I used to
go to shows and see bands a lot. But have fallin out of the loop.
Would like to fall back into the loop.
I have tattoos. Arguably, they are bad tattoos.
Also, I did not feed that kid any beer. She was just holding my
bottle for me. Also, I totally did not try to sell that kid on the
But if you're looking for a baby, email me. I know people with
I'm just a man looking for the other half of his horse.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I cook food for a living. And I eat food for fun. Learning more
about bars and restaurants and food and beers and booze.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drunken philosophical conversations.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I grew up on Dr. Seuss, Shel Silverstein, J.R.R. Tolkien.
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
The Wonder Years or Peep Show
Dirty and fast Rock and Roll. I have been listening to Morphine a
lot the past few days.
Pizza. Always Pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I would like to not do without Pizza, my dog, cold beers after
work, riding with no jacket on a warm and sunny day, root beer, and
one other thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Being a gypsy for a while.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not working, probably in. Fridays are too crowded. Other
nights I could be out eating at some place new, or beers with
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are a weirdo that wants to hang out with another weirdo and
eat good food, drink good beers, and hang out and stuff.
If you like your hair pulled.
If you are scum baggish.
If you want to go eat Polish food at Dom Polski.
If you want to get another couple of people and go eat the pig head
at Radiator Whiskey.
If you want to try all the pizza is Seattle.
If you have a motorcycle and would like to ride to cool
If you want to drink beers in the sun and watch Baseball.
If you have access to a baby elephant so that I can wrassle with
If you want to drink beers indoors and watch hockey.
You know of a good Rent-A-Goat company.
Turns out goats don't eat grass. What I need are sheep. But who
cares about sheep? I wanted to spend a day in my backyard, drinking
beer in the sun with a bunch of goats. Now the, what would have
been, best day of my life is ruined.
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