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JonnyChildofDirt

34 Seattle, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:45am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Jon.

I'm a weirdo/scum bag.

Born in Alaska. Grew up in the suburbs of Seattle. And have been living in this city for a bit.

I can be funny, charming, probably a little asshole-ish at times. But it's really society that brings that out in me. I'm cynical, but with a heart of gold. That's kind of like saying I'm a nice asshole, right?

I like to do things. I like to eat cool food and drink good beers and cocktails.

I love my dog and I have cats. Or they live here too. I'm pretty sure no one can actually own a cat. It's not like I went out looking for cats either. I swear I'm not that kind of person. A friend found a bunch of abandoned starving kittens and I'm a sucker.

I like good music, and dislike bad music. I like to go to movies and eat popcorn, peanut M&Ms and drink cherry coke. I used to go to shows and see bands a lot. But have fallin out of the loop. Would like to fall back into the loop.

I have tattoos. Arguably, they are bad tattoos.

Also, I did not feed that kid any beer. She was just holding my bottle for me. Also, I totally did not try to sell that kid on the internet.

But if you're looking for a baby, email me. I know people with reasonable rates.

I'm just a man looking for the other half of his horse.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I cook food for a living. And I eat food for fun. Learning more about bars and restaurants and food and beers and booze.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drunken philosophical conversations.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I grew up on Dr. Seuss, Shel Silverstein, J.R.R. Tolkien.

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

The Goonies

The Wonder Years or Peep Show

Dirty and fast Rock and Roll. I have been listening to Morphine a lot the past few days.

Pizza. Always Pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I would like to not do without Pizza, my dog, cold beers after work, riding with no jacket on a warm and sunny day, root beer, and one other thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Being a gypsy for a while.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not working, probably in. Fridays are too crowded. Other nights I could be out eating at some place new, or beers with friends.
You should message me if
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If you are a weirdo that wants to hang out with another weirdo and eat good food, drink good beers, and hang out and stuff.

If you like your hair pulled.

If you are scum baggish.

If you want to go eat Polish food at Dom Polski.

If you want to get another couple of people and go eat the pig head at Radiator Whiskey.

If you want to try all the pizza is Seattle.

If you have a motorcycle and would like to ride to cool places.

If you want to drink beers in the sun and watch Baseball.

If you have access to a baby elephant so that I can wrassle with it.

If you want to drink beers indoors and watch hockey.

You know of a good Rent-A-Goat company.

Turns out goats don't eat grass. What I need are sheep. But who cares about sheep? I wanted to spend a day in my backyard, drinking beer in the sun with a bunch of goats. Now the, what would have been, best day of my life is ruined.