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JonnySeattle

34 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:00am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Weirdo scumbag seeks similar type lady that likes to eat food, drink booze, adventure, and other things.

I cook food for a living and eat food for fun.

I'm funny, handsome (with and without beard, however beard preferred), smart-ish, also dumb.

Enjoy deep drunken philosophical conversations. Also enjoy dumb movies full of dick and fart jokes.

I enjoy some sports, music, and culture-y things. I like records.

Am a catch. Don't pass this shit up.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Cooking. Eating. Drinking. Other things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Adventures.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Red beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I choose not to list the things that no one here will read anyway. Just trust me, I have very good taste. Probably better than yours.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could do without everything. But I'd rather not do without good food, cold beers after work, pizza, music, and my dog. And ladies. The cats can go. Little assholes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Becoming a gypsy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or recovering from working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There is no soul inside of me. Only pizza.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna make and/or hang out. Drink beers. Eat food. Punch a hole in the moon.