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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26-36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:15pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
High school
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm Jon.

I'm a weirdo/scum bag.

Born in Alaska. Grew up in the suburbs of Seattle. And have been living in this city for a bit.

I can be funny, charming, probably a little asshole-ish at times. Not actually as misanthropic as I seem to be. Humanist. I'm cynical, but with a heart of gold. That's kind of like saying I'm a nice asshole, right?

I like to do things. I like to eat cool food and drink good beers and cocktails.

I love my dog. Cats also live with me.

I have tattoos. Arguably, they are bad tattoos.

Also, I did not feed that kid any beer. She was just holding my bottle for me. Also, I totally did not try to sell that kid on the internet.

But if you're looking for a baby, email me. I know people with reasonable rates.

I'm just a man looking for the other half of his horse.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I cook food for a living. And I eat food for fun.

I believe in eating ethically and sustainably, but there are times when I just really want some Taco Time.

I have a pretty cool motorcycle that I ride very often. If you also have a cool motorcycle, or are someone that wants to ride on the back of a motorcycle, that would be pretty cool.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drunken philosophical conversations.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I grew up on Dr. Seuss, Shel Silverstein, J.R.R. Tolkien.

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

The Goonies

The Wonder Years or Peep Show or It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Dirty and fast Rock and Roll. I have been listening to Those Darlins and Tweak Bird a lot lately.

Pizza. Always Pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I would like to not do without Pizza, my dog, cold beers after work, riding with no jacket on a warm and sunny day, root beer, and one other thing. It's probably sex. Right? I mean, it's awesome. Most of us really like it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Being a gypsy for a while.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Netflix, pizza, bar, restaurant, backyard.
You should message me if
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If you are a weirdo that wants to hang out with another weirdo.

If you want to go eat Polish food at Dom Polski.

If you want someone to eat a whole pizza with and then lay on the couch feeling regretful while watching Netflix.

If you have a motorcycle and would like to ride to cool places.

If you have access to a baby elephant so that I can wrassle with it.

You don't wanna date me but might want to be friends. I've been losing a lot of friends to parenthood. It is taking a toll on my social life. I need new friends.