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31 / M / straight / Single

New York, New York

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Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other, Undeclared
Height
6' 3" (1.91m).
Body Type
Fit
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Banking / Financial / Real Estate
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My Self-Summary

My name is Jon and I'm just your usual everyday guy. I live in Chelsea, gamble (edit. for the last 1.5 years Ive been managing a small hedge fund. same thing) for a living, go to dives on the Lower East Side and occasionally run for public office. Some people have accused me of being a genuinely decent person, but I'm not entirely convinced yet. If you talk to me I will probably make fun of you. If we go out, at some point you'll hit me, then make out with me in public. Somehow I have this effect on girls, probably because I'm tall and they're shallow. I am not infrequently sarcastic, and I consider voting republican to be a deal breaker.

What I’m doing with my life

Working, drinking, reading, playing games, biking, listening to music, and hanging out with my friends. Wow. Look how efficiently that question was answered. Most days I wake up early, bike 14 miles to work. Have a great day working, then bike home.

I’m really good at

Making the right decision in under 5 seconds. All games. Being about as loyal a friend you can find. In addition I can probably drink you under the table and am always on the right(er left?) side in every political argument.

The first things people usually notice about me

Either my prehensile tail or my height. Take your pick.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

(a) My favorite childhood book was Ender's Game. My favorite recent books are Chuck Klosterman's. Recently I've been reading the Economist and it's amazing.
(b) I find myself hard pressed to choose a favorite movie. I think Raging Bull was the best movie I have ever seen, but not my favorite. My favorite TV show is a little easier - The West Wing.
(c)The Smiths,The Postal Service,Death Cab for Cutie,Led Zepplin,Simon and Garfunkel, Pulp]], [David Bowie and I'll stop it there.
(d) Sushi, Steak, Oysters, a good Lobster Roll... I really like a lot of food.

The six things I could never do without

My Computer
Sugar Free Red Bull
Manhattan
Single Malt Scotch
Tomoe Sushi
And of course my friends, who are incidentally way cooler than your friends.

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I spend a lot of time thinking about

The absurdity of the world and the meaning of life. What's going to happen on next week's Lost? Why is food so cheap? How does anyone take themselves seriously? Why do so many people love things that suck? Trying to decide whether or not I like people.

On a typical Friday night I am

I don't really like going out on Fridays in the city so much because there are so many people out, so I usually keep my Fridays low key. The Slam at the nuyorican poet's cafe is always a nice option too, but again, there are so many people out.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm a serial dater, but I'm hoping to change that.

You should message me if

You're an attractive woman open to life changing experiences, mind blowing sex, and with the realization that our relationship will slowly devolve into an emotionally devastating, unstable affair devoid of true intimacy... content that as we continue down our route of mutual emotional destruction, our sex will get angrier and better in some sort of bizarre love/hate dynamic until one or both of us reach the point at which we finally implode, preferably without the destruction of any of my personal property......... Alternatively anyone with a positive attitude and a healthy sense of the absurd

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