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26 M Minneapolis, MN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:52am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi! I moved to Minnesota as part of my move- somewhere-you-haven't-been-before-without-knowing-anyone-that-lives-there project. I would like to expand my social circle or, failing that, at least be continually distracted by strangers.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I used to do conservation work; currently back in school for biosystems engineering so I learn and work on food/water issues in a more productive and less menial fashion. I would like to help make the food system more fair and less wasteful.

I work in a biosafety quarantine lab most of the time, and do fieldwork and greenhouse work the rest. Volunteer with planned parenthood and hopefully more places when I have more free time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking from scratch. Growing plants/fungi, fermenting food/drinks.
Moving large rocks; related skill: writing resumes that parlay my rock moving experience into marketable job skills. (quote during interview on the importance of teamwork: "...because some rocks are just too big to move by yourself" Ha. Didn't get that job.)
Eating blue berries?
sleeping in cars, trains, buses, planes.
biking/walking/hiking for long lengths of time.
Way out of practice in ceramics and karate -- getting lots of practice in all of the math, currently.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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G.K. Chesterton, Haruki Murakami, David Sedaris, Hunter S Thompson, James Baldwin, Dostoevsky, F. Scott Fitzgerald. cookbooks of all sorts.

kate beaton comics.

30 rock, the simpsons, futurama, arrested development, adventure time, cosmos, archer, and the colbert report.

The best music is music made with friends, but here are some bands who I wish were my friends/not dead from heroin overdoses: Queen, Broken Social scene (and feist (and stars)), Devil makes three, bad religion, Ani difranco, thin lizzy, modest mouse, iron maiden, death, megadeth, red knife lottery, nick drake, charles mingus, nomeansno, thought industry, ornette coleman, sigur ros, neko case, neutral milk hotel, the replacements, talking heads, gogol bordello.

I love southeast Asian and Indian food. I also have a deep and abiding love of noodles. I don't care if you aren't vegan; I do care if you would like to make and eat pie with me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Brain in a vat
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to use resources fairly.
Did I lose my keys?
No, they're there. Good.
Science!
Food. food science.
Everything else.
Did I lose my keys? No, they're still there. Fantastic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't whistle despite earnestly trying to learn several times; I know what shame sounds like.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want a friend type person who likes doing new thing and is named Joe. Either-or, really.
Bike rides!
Millionaire hovercraft owner. Sorry if that is shallow, but not really.
You like to cook or grow food with people.
You consider me people.
Reverse psychology. what?
Bike rides!
You kind of want to, but just don't feel like it. We could talk that and other things we are ambivalent about. That might or might not be nice.
You have other reasons which are supernatural in origin.
If you are a spambot. I'm pragmatic, you see.